<Slereah> If you wanted you could make 100% of America black
<@Whimemsz> can't you be caned for a lot of things in Singapore?
<Slereah> what if it's your fetish tho
<CUM_SIURAN> Slereah: I mean it still probbly hurts
<CUM_SIURAN> and I doubt the singapore justice system listens to safewords
<Slereah> safewords are for sissies
<Slereah> My favorite english city is MAN CHEST HAIR
<Whimemsz> getting killed by wolves isn't a particularly quick and painless death
<Slereah> Whimemsz : but it is the most erotic death
<CUM_SIURAN> I guess if my dad were well-known for being a rapper in clown makeup
<CUM_SIURAN> well, a lot of things would be different about my life
<@Cev> I should read that famous hippy alien abduction book
<@Cev> that book about how the aliens are coming to teach us how to live in peace with each other and the animals and the rainforests and the zodiac
<Slereah> I wonder what happens when a republican gets an alien abduction
<Slereah> Do they think suddenly that the aliens want free market capitalism
<@Cev> a dinosaur
<Whimemsz> we'll use the blood of the mosquitos he ate to clone ancient mosquitos
<miekko> is disney using all its surplus money on maintaining that frozen corpse?
<Slereah> are you talking about Star Wars or the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney
<CUM_SIURAN> section 3 of the 25th amendment has been invoked three times in American history, every single one of which involved the president undergoing a colonoscopy
<CUM_SIURAN> obama had a new type of colonoscopy when he was in office that didn't involve sedating him, so he didn't need to invoke it
<Slereah> I don't think a colonoscopy counts as a disability
<Slereah> You could probably preside with a tube up your ass
<CUM_SIURAN> it was more about the sedation
<CUM_SIURAN> than the colonoscopy per se
<Slereah> do they invoke it when he takes a nap too
<pthag> the president is never forced to take a nap
<pthag> except when he must be anally probed
<Slereah> I guess that's why presidents age like hell
<Slereah> They are constitutionally forbidden to sleep
<@Cev> No I was too rapt by the drama of the film
<@Cev> Like of that one guy dressing up as a woman to escape the city and filling his frock with gold coins.
<@pharazon> it's funny because he's a guy
<@pharazon> dressed as a lady
<@Cev> Guys don't wear dresses.
<@Cev> That's just silly.
<@pharazon> did he put coconuts under his shirt for breasts??
<@Cev> No swallows in Middle Earth.
<@Cev> He'd've had to march all the way down to the land of Harad to get any.
<@pharazon> sounds just like my marriage!!
<pthagphone> oh no i just fell into the hitler trap
<pthagphone> i thought
<pthagphone> HMM I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY SPECIFICALLY MIGRATION PERIOD GERMAN SOLAR ICONOGRAPHY, SOLAR ICONOGRAPHY IS COOL MB I WILL GET A TATTOO OF IT
<pthagphone> guess what
<pthagphone> guess what migration period solar iconography is guys
<@Whimemsz> "Though never sporting fashionable jargon, Victor has always taken on phenomena and issues that engage aspects of multiculturalism, hybridity, alterity, and the subaltern, while remarkably grounding his work in painstaking philological analysis." way to avoid fashionable jargon
<Slereah> I need a 500km long dick
<@Legion> the most interesting 'English has two words for this' imo is "fate" vs "doom"
<@Legion> French only has "destin" for both
<Slereah__> Doom is much more negative
<Slereah__> I can accept my fate
<Slereah__> But I cannot accept my DOOM
<Slereah__> I like how people always know Jack Sparrow wherever you go
<Slereah__> It's like if Pirates of the Carribean 12 was set in space
<Slereah__> And they meet some martian sailors
<Slereah__> And they meet the king of Mars for the first time
<Slereah__> "We were only looking for our friend Jack Sparrow"
<Slereah__> "JACK SPARROW!"
<Slereah__> He does get around
<Slereah> They don't realize that the worst kind of immigrants took their jobs
<Slereah> did you know that a mining drill doesn't even ask for any salary
<Whimemsz> oh no
<Slereah> They'll work for peanuts!
<Slereah> and take our women
<miekko> Slereah: miniaturized mining drills indeed have taken our women!
[come at me, i'm quoting myself again]
<@Cev> Thet was thet erost bod: Deus tuus unus est. Thin God thet is thi ena, ther skippere is himulrikes and irthrikes, tham skaltu thiania.
<@Cev> Thet was thet other bod: Non assumas nomen Dei tui in vanam. Thu ne skalt thines Godis noma nawet idle untfa; thermithi sund'ti urbeden alle menetha.
<@Cev> Thet was thet thredde bod: Sanctifica diem sabbati. Thu skalt firia thene helega sunnandi, hwante God him reste, tha hi eskipin hede himulrike and irthrike, therumbe skaltu ierne firia thene helega sunnandi.
<@Cev> Thet was thet fiarde bod: Honora patrem tuum et matrem tuam. Thu skalt eria thinne feder and thine moder, thettu theste langor libbe.
<@Cev> Thet was thet fifte bod: Non occides. Thu ne skalt nenne monslaga dwa.
<@Cev> Thet was thet sexte bod: Non mechaberis. Thu ne skalt nen hor tha nen overhor dwa, buta mith thinere afta wive skaltu godilike libba.
<@Cev> (I like that the commandment about adultery is called the "sexte bod")
<@Cev> Like hey
<@Cev> that other guy's wife sure has a sexte bod.
<@Slereah> she do
<@guitarplayer> that looks like some kind of … low german?
<@Cev> Old Frisian
<Slereah> "J. M. Barrie's Peter Pan (including the play Peter Pan, or The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up and its novelisation Peter and Wendy) is covered by special legislation granting Great Ormond Street Hospital a right to royalties in perpetuity from commercial exploitation of the story on stage, in publication, and in broadcasts."
<Slereah> fuck that hospital and all its dying children
<Slereah> Being immortal would be fun
<Slereah> I'd just shoot myself in the head all the time
<Slereah> to be a drama queen
<Slereah> "Gee, this movie is SO BORING!"
<Slereah> Man I kinda hope Trump turns America into a fascist state just so they can stamp on Saizai
<Whimemsz> authoritarian governments have no tolerance for people trying to lug jugs of juice onto planes
<pthag[vajrapani]> Slereah, u can stamp on saizai any time u like
<Slereah> He will be sent to Guantanamo
<Slereah> He can drink all the juice he wants there
<Slereah> Through a cloth
<Slereah> I don't get "goodie two shoes"
<Slereah> is that not the appropriate number of shoes
<Slereah> it seems an odd thing to point out
<tiramisu> I'm more concerned with how do animals know that GROOMERS aren't hurting them?
<Slereah> because animals love grooming
<tiramisu> because we sure had a hard time convincing our dog that we weren't hurting him when we tried to groom him
<tiramisu> but he seemed OK when we hired a groomer
<Slereah> ur bad at grooming
<tiramisu> well it wasn't me
<tiramisu> also it depends on the grooming
<Slereah> your monkey ancestors are ashamed
<@Slereah> Is there something in the constitution that can automatically disqualify a president
<@Slereah> What if they found out that Trump held on to nobility titles from foreign powers???
<@Slereah> And he was actually King Trump
<tiramisu> yeah that would disqualify him
<tiramisu> there's a whole list of automatic disqualifications
<tiramisu> imagine the scandal if we ever found out he's actually under 35!
<@Slereah> or was born in Kenya
<@Slereah> or if he had been president twice before
<@Slereah> He was actually Bill Clinton
<@Slereah> that's why he hates Hillary so much
<@Slereah> "Under Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment, no person who swore an oath to support the Constitution, and later rebelled against the United States, can become president. However, this disqualification can be lifted by a two-thirds vote of each house of Congress."
<@Slereah> Trump was General Lee all along