<Tanaphor> I'm guessing they couldn't get the original actor for Bambi's dad because he's probably been dead for 50 years
<Izambri> I recommend you all Henry James' The Sacred Fount. You'll hate it.
<Ser> regard can mean manhole in French
<yng> ahh I see
<Ser> not surprising
<yng> can it?
<Whimemsz> the French are manhole experts, just ask Slereah
<tiramisu> hey did the bees ever come back?
<tiramisu> I heard they were having a comeback
<tiramisu> but I haven't heard any updates on that comeback
<Cevv> Yeah Honey Nut Cheerios saved them all.
<Cevv> We need to start a letter-writing campaign to get Honey Nut Cheerios to #BringBackTheGarterSnakes
<Cevv> If our leaders aren't going to get anything done, then it's time we turn to cereal companies.
<tiramisu> but I haven't yet ended my letter-writing campaign to get Honey Nut Cheerios to #ImpeachTrump
<Play> tomorrow itll say "Did You Know .... the Voynich manuscript has been deciphered? And it only took 2 hours!"
<Tanaphor> Someone noticed that we've been holding it upside down the whole time
<Tanaphor> and it was actually plain english
<cevv> People treat everything as if it's a new phenomenon
<Tanaphor> That reminds me of that maymay
<Tanaphor> About a LIFEHACK
<Tanaphor> And the lifehack was that if u plant tomato seeds u get more tomatoes
<Slereah> the brain is the butt of the soul, guitarplayer
<dhok> wonder what his native language was
<dhok> when did gaulish die out
<@Legion> "Missionary works in Nias such as those performed by the German Protestant Rhenish Missionary Society as well as the Roman Catholics had been responsible to the destruction of Niassan wooden statues as well the suppression of unique culture of Nias society e.g. ancestor worship, magical practices, the Owasa festivals (noblemen rank-elevation festivals) headhunting and slave trading."
<@Legion> what a sentence
<@Legion> at first you're like "that's awful" and then "wait..."
<@Cev> At least it isn't a past tense imperative though
<@Cev> That would be dumb
<Radius> are you kidding
<Radius> i feel the lack of past tense imperative all the time on the internet
<Radius> English is lacking in ways to tell someone to have fucked off long ago
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<Slereah> If you wanted you could make 100% of America black
<@Whimemsz> can't you be caned for a lot of things in Singapore?
<Slereah> what if it's your fetish tho
<CUM_SIURAN> Slereah: I mean it still probbly hurts
<CUM_SIURAN> and I doubt the singapore justice system listens to safewords
<Slereah> safewords are for sissies
<Slereah> My favorite english city is MAN CHEST HAIR
<Whimemsz> getting killed by wolves isn't a particularly quick and painless death
<Slereah> Whimemsz : but it is the most erotic death
<CUM_SIURAN> I guess if my dad were well-known for being a rapper in clown makeup
<CUM_SIURAN> well, a lot of things would be different about my life
<@Cev> I should read that famous hippy alien abduction book
<@Cev> that book about how the aliens are coming to teach us how to live in peace with each other and the animals and the rainforests and the zodiac
<Slereah> I wonder what happens when a republican gets an alien abduction
<Slereah> Do they think suddenly that the aliens want free market capitalism
<@Cev> a dinosaur
<Whimemsz> we'll use the blood of the mosquitos he ate to clone ancient mosquitos
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