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? twabs fair maiden
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<Barsuga> please help sometimes my inner monologue sounds like Seinfeld


<Whimemsz> so my parents just got back from Australia
<Whimemsz> apparently one person asked them "is it true you Yanks have the water go the other way in your toilets?"
<Whimemsz> and another person asked them, in all seriousness, if the sun rose in the east or the west in America


<Legion> new study reveals everything ever bad for you
<twabs> new study reveals that all of existence is suffering
<twabs> and that only by following the eightfold path can one achieve nirvana
<twabs> etc
<Legion> study paid for by Big Karma


<Legion> my favorite projection is dymaxion
<Barsuga> My favorite type of projection is ascribing my own flaws to others
<Legion> shouldn't you say that's someone else's favorite then


<Radius> ah nice, almond is cognate to amygdala
<Radius> who is the queen of naboo, iirc


<Cev> I propose the wiccan model
<Cev> You can get an abortion but then some random person somewhere else in the world has to get pregnant
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? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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Forgot to clear my log so half of those are repeats I guess OH WELL.
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? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<tiramisu> also to be fair to the Jews who killed my one great-grandfather
<tiramisu> that great-grandfather had a Hitlerstache when he was killed

<barsuga> You know I wish nowadays christians were more into believing magic
<barsuga> They always try to justify how the stories make sense even with science
<barsuga> Just tell me that god did it with magic
<barsuga> It's a more cogent argument

<@pharazon> But
<@pharazon> Isn’t it at least a LITTLE surprising that the odds of two random integers having no common factor is 6/pi^2
<Smaug> sorry, I am just a primitive
<Smaug> I found a rock that looks a little like a face today and now I worship it

<@Cev> John Conway died
<Radius> yes
<@Legion> he found himself surrounded by empty cells because of the social distancing


<Barsuga> "The gospel of Matthew claims that Jesus was taken to Egypt as an infant, this was actually used by hostile sources to explain his knowledge of magic; according to one rabbinical story, he came back tattooed with spells"
<@Cev> That happens to all tourists who visit Egypt.
<Barsuga> I mean why else visit Egypt
<Barsuga> It's like visiting Thailand, you immediatly know why they went

<Barsuga> I haven't received my check yet
<@Cev> haven't gotten your
<@Cev> uhh
<@Cev> macronbux
<@Cev> lepenbux
<@Cev> chiracbux
<@Cev> degaullebux
<@Cev> who's in charge of france?
<Izambri> muslims

<@Cev> Do they still add stuff to the vatican archives
<@Cev> Does a secretary have to carry a box of papers down and throw it on the pile?
<barsuga> I guess so
<barsuga> What else would they do with their office supply bills and papal bullae
<barsuga> Do you think it's a mess in there like
<barsuga> Ancient scrolls next to floppy disks

<Barsuga> I can think of republican food and green party food, but what is libertarian food
<Barsuga> Do they just sprinkle cocaine on food
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? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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? Izambri Left of the middle
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, Duke, the Findible League
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Long years have passed like swift draughts since we saw you on Middle-earth. Farewell, thief of magic rings! Anxious guardian of mystical stones! Sleeper android of obscure goals! Hellish masonic ripper!

Maybe thou shalt find Valimar! Maybe even thou shalt find it! Farewell!

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? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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, 蘇黎世之侯
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For now, the best way is probably to use Gravatar while the issue is being worked on.
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? Whimemsz posts: 60
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<tiramisu> I have one more week of Lent :(
<Legion> oh you have a lot more than that ;)
<Legion> provided you were smart and gave up on "social contect"
<tiramisu> I read sexuality into that
<pharazon> giving up going to church for lent is a real 200 IQ move

<barsuga-phone> Why are moths so fuzzy
<barsuga-phone> I wish to pet them

<Barsuga> "The only point of life is to fuck girls with nice fat asses. Everything else is cope."
<Barsuga> Incels tend to have very specific goals for life on earth
<pharazon> so why isn't he doing it..
<Barsuga> he is unfit for life
<Barsuga> I fuck girls with fat asses every day
<Barsuga> Ms. Pharazon
<Barsuga> is her name
<Orassos> and she's plural, is she
<twabs> no relation
<Barsuga> Orassos : her ass is that fat

<Barsuga> Also I've just had a horrible realization
<Barsuga> if they remake Back to the Future, it will happen in the 2020's, and Marty will have to go back to the 90's
<pharazon> cowabunga man
<Barsuga> Doc will get plutonium from ISIS
<Barsuga> And marty will be the DJ at his parent's party
<Barsuga> He will play some eurobeat or something
<Barsuga> And there will be a scene
<Barsuga> "Who's the president
<Barsuga> "Donald Trump"
<Barsuga> "Ah!"
<Barsuga> what a silly notion
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? warbear posts: 2
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quoting Rhetorica, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1:
I'm aware of this issue, but sorting it out means triggering a whole bunch of cascading updates, a little like pulling a Jenga block out of the bottom of a very tall and precarious tower. The lesson: never install OpenSuse for any reason.

Not that I have ever had the slightest idea of what OpenSuse is. What do I do to upload my avatar?
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? Rhetorica Your Writing System Sucks
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I'm aware of this issue, but sorting it out means triggering a whole bunch of cascading updates, a little like pulling a Jenga block out of the bottom of a very tall and precarious tower. The lesson: never install OpenSuse for any reason.
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? Izambri Left of the middle
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, Duke, the Findible League
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Danzi tresturn as Ghisomand Faritzeu!
Long live the Galactic Empire!

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