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#isharia / 16-gen-2019

<Cev> https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1085330346638360576
<Cev> look
<Cev> a dinosaur
<Tanaphor> Let's clone him
<Cev> Oddly it more than anything reminds me of those old fashioned pre-Bakker-&-Horner illustrations of sluggish bog-dwelling dinosaurs
<Whimemsz> we'll use the blood of the mosquitos he ate to clone ancient mosquitos

<Tanaphor> meth-, eth-, prop-, but-, pent-, hex-, hept-
<Tanaphor> etc etc
<Tanaphor> once they started to do systematic names they really should have renamed the first four
[…]
<Tanaphor> Monane, duane, triane, tetrane
<pthag> ur not allowed a stirrer
<Tanaphor> I'll stir all I want
<guitarplayer> Monyl, duyl, triyl, tetryl
<guitarplayer> monanol, duanol, trianol, tetranol
<twabs> monamphetamine, aka "mon"
<Tanaphor> another monhead
<twabs> I sell triane and triane accessories
<guitarplayer> beer and wine contain duanol
<guitarplayer> AS DOES APPLE JUICE
<Isambrie> duanolic, me?
<Tanaphor> Smithers, my duer rag
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<Slereah> If you wanted you could make 100% of America black


<@Whimemsz> can't you be caned for a lot of things in Singapore?
<CUM_SIURAN> yes
<Slereah> what if it's your fetish tho
<CUM_SIURAN> Slereah: I mean it still probbly hurts
<CUM_SIURAN> and I doubt the singapore justice system listens to safewords
<Slereah> safewords are for sissies


<Slereah> My favorite english city is MAN CHEST HAIR


<Whimemsz> getting killed by wolves isn't a particularly quick and painless death
<Slereah> Whimemsz : but it is the most erotic death


<CUM_SIURAN> I guess if my dad were well-known for being a rapper in clown makeup
<CUM_SIURAN> well, a lot of things would be different about my life


<@Cev> I should read that famous hippy alien abduction book
<@Cev> Communion
<@Cev> that book about how the aliens are coming to teach us how to live in peace with each other and the animals and the rainforests and the zodiac
<Slereah> I wonder what happens when a republican gets an alien abduction
<Slereah> Do they think suddenly that the aliens want free market capitalism


<@Cev> https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1085330346638360576
<@Cev> look
<@Cev> a dinosaur
<Whimemsz> we'll use the blood of the mosquitos he ate to clone ancient mosquitos
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quoting #isharia today:
<Whimemsz> aww
<Whimemsz> thanks Naima
<Naima> thanks obamus
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#isharia / 15-gen-2019

<twabs> karch is opipik, kwerk is some lurker, yiffyrifters is yaali's bot, tanaphor is slereah, blackbacon is yaali, play is soap, anyone else is probably izambri
<twabs> there
<Karch> the real question is
<Karch> who is Blecqhills
<Isambrie> me
<twabs> probably izambri
<twabs> hence the final clause
<Ser> definitely izambri
<Karch> so cernex is izambri too
<Ser> most definitely yes
<twabs> no cernex has been around for ages
<Whimemsz> no Cernex is someone else
<Isambrie> nopes
<Ser> what are you guys talking about?
<Ser> <Cernex> I'm Izambri
<Ser> there you go
<Isambrie> nopes
<Ser> I pinky-promise I didn't make up this quote, just like 95% of my statistics
<Whimemsz> (and Netharia and valinta are still around after about 10 years of silence)
<Isambrie> right now I'm just Isambrie and Blecqhills
<Whimemsz> for real though he's not Izambri

Isharia or Much Ado About Noting, a comedie of intrigues.
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quoting Whimemsz, Novice Speaker:
Stop quoting yourself, dammit. There are RULES. >:|

Don't get mad about it, Whim!

Those 'rules' are not written, so there's no problem with that. Also, I find that precise 'rule' to be very stupid. So I'm not going to follow it. : )
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Stop quoting yourself, dammit. There are RULES. >:|
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You're beautiful monster in the universe.
Ez marroc izà i minedarn.

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I am a man, my name is Anakin. I am very sorry.
Gec min bruç, im lhetz Anakin. Eu aim sarre.
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#isharia – 10-gen-2019

<Izmabri> "CBS says the series will relate the next chapter in Picard's life."
<Izmabri> Episode one: Picard dies
<Izmabri> the end
[…]
<Izmabri> Episode two: Picard's autopsy
[…]
<Izmabri> Episode three: The Vigil
[…]
<Izmabri> Episode four: The Funeral. Part One: Exsultabunt Domino
<Izmabri> Episode five: The Funeral. Part Two: Absolution of the Dead
<Izmabri> Episode six: The Funeral. Part Three: At the Cemetery
[…]
<Izmabri> Episode seven: The Funeral. Part Four: Everyone's hungry in a funeral
[…]
<Izmabri> the following episodes would be centered on an assistant to the funeral that will bring memories of Picard's life
[…]
<Izmabri> these episodes will have flashbacks that will recollect some of his most celebrated known adventures
<Tanaphor> Izmabri : as a powerpoint presentation
<Izmabri> as well as adventures and events not yet known by the audience
<Izmabri> Tanaphor: most awesomely yes

#isharia / 12-gen-2019

<Isambrie> Naima the ZBB
<Naima> the zbb murderer registry?
<Isambrie> yes
<Isambrie> you got it
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#isharia / 7-gen-2019

<Isambri> also, I don't like when people put weird symbols in their Twitter names and I can't see them
<Isambri> because there's that box
<Isambri> boxed names
<Slereah> Man remember when encoding problems were a thing
<Slerea> I'm pretty glad we mostly switched to unicode
<Slereah> that shit was annoying
<Slereah> I even once was sent a package with an encoding error written in pen because of this
<Slereah> because my address had a diacritic in it
<Slereah> and apparently the person making the package was dumb

<slereah-work> http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3386
<Isambri> "my body dressed in construction clothes inside the walls of your house as an elaborate prank for future generations"
<Isambri> lelz
<Isambri> that makes a good translation challenge
<slereah-work> that is a single word in my conlang fortunately
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