Sasko ostelaris: bavekíai solenis il pefía hé telía hé kekhía núdtàé kin. Sithedré tsòno melíai bermotédta flasallezí zú dí? Des zúbídtamé.
(I really don't feel like glossing this—especially since it's Illeran and in beta.)
Ancient secret: you could add special inflections for initiation time, occurrence, and ending time. You said that the locatives were ugly, right? So expand.