To spruce up the front page, I've decided to add featured articles (amongst other things.) The idea is simple: much like Wikipedia's featured articles, you nominate a page and it gets featured. I'll try to rotate them once every month or week once things get rolling, though at first I'll take whatever I can get. Please submit a one-paragraph summary and I'll insert it appropriately on the front page. (Whoever submits first gets the first slot—we can do voting for the next one after that, once things get rolling.)
Take all your unmatched socks, place them in a sturdy envelope and mail them to the participant named as the top of the list. Do not break this chain! You’ve heard of athlete’s foot but you’ve never experienced Professional Athlete’s Foot!