I can't resist, sorry:

* Cevv screams for ice cream but nothing happens
<Radius> suddenly, your door is battered down by six orcs
<Radius> they are carrying half a gallon of your favorite flavor of ice cream
<Radius> you have at hand a silver sword +2
<Radius> roll for initiative.
* Cevv rolls: 3
<Radius> your blisteringly quick attack slices through the first orc and substantially "incoveniences" the one behind him. Your half-gallon has dropped to the floor and is rolling around.
<Radius> the remaining four lose their morale check and flee.
* Cevv casts magic missile at the half-gallon of ice cream
<Radius> oh.
<Radius> whoops.
<Radius> it has melted.
<Radius> liquid formerly-ice-cream is running across your floor, making it quite slick. Roll a dexterity check to avoid falling on your ass.
* Cevv rolls: 2
<pthagnar> rolly polly
<Radius> congratulations, you have succeeded in remaining standing while the very thing you wanted lies destroyed on your own floor.
<Radius> you get -500 XP

p sure this falls under "making fun of" but

[18:35:38] <Ang> H13: they commit the crime of not being in a bra, which is Wrong and Bad and Causes Judgements
[18:36:22] <-> H13 is now known as Yatalac
[18:36:35] <Yatalac> Ang: feel free to not wear a bra around me at any time
[18:36:40] <-> Yatalac is now known as H13

<Ang> "Sun worship was popular in the ancient world."  This probably isn't the worst line I've heard in a documentary but it's the worst that I can think of right now
<H13> <Ang> "Sun worship was popular in the ancient world." < this is an excellent way of describing this
<H13> I propose we adopt it
<H13> "worship of heaven was fashionable among the medieval turks and mongols"
<H13> "after the death of muhammad the first caliphs popularized Islam among a wider audience"
<Ang> "Messianic Judiasm was adapted for a Roman audience, and soon went viral"
<guitarplayer> Paul went to Rome, and you won't believe what happened next!
<Ang> Now I'm imagining St. Paul's epistles as lengthy blog entries
<guitarplayer> "600 rules you don't have to follow to gain salvation"
<guitarplayer> (that sounds like a p. long listicle if you ask me!)
<Ang> "One simple secret to eternal life found by a Bethlehem carpenter!!!!"
<H13> Ang: bakers and fishmongers hate him! discover this one simple trick to save big on food bills

this is even funnier in light of dhok

[14:23:33] <yng> for u baby
[14:23:36] <yng> i could be anything
[14:23:43] <H13> including a sheep,
[14:23:48] <yng> h13: look
[14:23:52] <yng> that's racial abuse.
[14:23:55] <yng> I don't take kindly to it.
[14:24:21] <yng> h13: yeah i actually made the sheep come like 100 times whilst losing my virginity
[14:24:25] <yng> but dont worry
[14:24:27] <yng> i wore protection
[14:24:29] <yng> cuz im not an idiot
[14:24:31] <H13> excellent
[14:24:48] <H13> wrt the racial abuse m/b you should have thought about that before you internet-named yourself
[14:24:51] <H13> "yng nghymru"
[14:25:34] <pthagnar> yng "ask me what a sheep's vagina feels like" nghymru
[14:25:43] <yng> i made wales come like 100 times whilst losing my virginity
[14:25:44] <yng> TO MY COUNTRY
[14:25:52] <yng> oh no wait for this joke to work
[14:25:52] <yng> hey
[14:25:54] <yng> h13
[14:25:57] <yng> you know your MOTHERland???
[14:26:04] <yng> i FUCKED your MOTHERland.
[14:26:12] <H13> untrw
[14:26:17] <H13> if anything u missed
[14:26:20] <yng> unf unf unf
[14:26:25] <yng> right in the nazi gold vaults
[14:26:27] <H13> [1nv]
[14:26:29] <yng> yeah that's right
[14:27:05] <yng> unfortunately england's been fucking my motherland since before I was born #truesay

<CUM_SIURAN> I wonder how many native americans were upset about having american citizenship in 1924
<CUM_SIURAN> becuase it meant they would be taxed
<Slereah_> Maybe they dressed up as indians and threw tea in the harbor

[11:22:17] <Cev> I dunno I don't know anything about Gandhi except that he was skinny.
[11:22:29] <pthagnar> are u aware of indian independence
[11:22:43] <Cev> pthag: I think that it would be a good idea.

<Legion> as far as weird-French-director-who-also-makes-comics is concerned, I prefer Bilal over Jodorowsky
<YaaliAnnar> I like his comic with fascist homosexual men in clown make up.
<YaaliAnnar> It has pyramids.
<Slereah_> Well I know fascist homosexual men in animal costumes
<Slereah_> It's not that ludicrous
<Legion> French sci-fi is weird
<Legion> why do we make weird stuff
<Legion> to stand out from the Americans?
<Slereah_> Yeah
<Slereah_> It's part of the effort for like
<Slereah_> L'exception culturelle
<Legion> Americans: "our sci-fi has epic space battles" French: "oh yeah well our sci-fi has boobs and fascist homosexual clowns"

<@dhok> can i ban anyone now
<@pharazon> Sure
<@Ser> you can
<@pharazon> But they can ban you
<@pthagnar> nice
<@pthagnar> thus always

<Slereah> tfw の gf

<twanh> ox-eyed
<twanh> sounds like an insult
<twanh> but it is not
<pharazon> whatever then can it mean, dear fellow?
<twanh> large eyes, according to LSJ
<twanh> evidently an ideal of beauty in ancient greece
<pharazon> yeah but consider that all our records from ancient greece are in anime form

<pthagnar> i am a halcyon i am a small blue and orange bird w/ a little beak if u dont repost this i will fly past u v quicly

Whimemsz: How many official Greek letters are there referencing pickled geese?
Slereah: At least two, apparently.
Slereah: "Official letter in Greek mentioning a pickled goose (P.Duk.inv. 599)"
Slereah: It is followed by "Official letter in Greek mentioning a pickled goose (P.Duk.inv. 605 R) "
Slereah: Pickled geese were serious stuff.

YaaliAnnar: "En gran parte de España, se les llama "judías" (de origen muy incierto, pero quizá del hebreo יְהוּדִי yĕhūdī)"
Seraphinus: Beans are part of a jewish plot, Yaali.
Seraphinus: A plot to reduce economic productivity through diarrhœa and gases.

CUM_quesa: 'ey all.
YaaliAnnar: Bunuh semua bulé.
CUM_quesa: I don't know what that means.
YaaliAnnar: It means "how are you".
CUM_quesa: If I google "bunuh semua",
CUM_quesa: I get pictures of Hitler.

Yatalac: Trigger warning, austronesian alignment.

miekko: The three top Finnish political offices, in order of status, are:
H13: high chief, state shaman, commissioner for buttsex and alcohol
miekko: President, Speaker of the Parliament, Prime Minister
H13: Wow i didn't expect to get it right the first time

<@pthagnar> the iowa peanut index
<@pthagnar> had a flash crash
<@pthagnar> we are therefore all going to be homeless

<@pthagnar> SUBHANALLAH HAMDULLILAH
<@pthagnar> WALLAHILAHAILLALALLAH
<@pthagnar> A L L A H U  A K B A R

<@H13> my probability of being arrested for terrorism has just gone up again
<@pthagnar> it is a risk we all live with
...
<@pthagnar> technically u r now guilty of the offence of distributing terrorist materials
<@pthagnar> in the uk
<@pthagnar> there was actually such a person on probation in blackburn
<@pthagnar> his ostensible crime was having on his computer some basic tier ISIS stuff
<@pthagnar> and his posting on facebook something suitably anodyne like HEIL MUHAMMAD http://islamstuff.islam/terrorism/allahuakbar.pdf

<H13> twitter remains my favorite social network
<H13> dumb, useless & rude

<@drdhok> u don't sort formant readings according to Platonic Allophones decided by ur non-native rear

<Cernex> I have a dumb idea. Who here knows his nigiri sushi?
<@pthagnar> no slurs
<Smaug> Watch it, Cernex.
<Cernex> I meant the food.
<Smaug> I know very well what you meant.
<Cernex> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b4/24/05/b424054e6eaca4424c151f7f1b97f13a.jpg <- if it isn't this, you didn't.
<Smaug> I'm not clicking on that.
<Cernex> ...
<Smaug> You know, if you pushed any other op the way you do me, you'd be banned. I just don't know why I put up with it.

[21:41:07] <twabs> what's that language with no nasals
[21:42:44] <pharazon> it's like
[21:42:45] <pharazon> in alaska?
[21:42:50] <pharazon> or BC or somehting
[21:42:52] <pharazon> i think
[21:43:15] <pharazon> oh washington and BC
[21:43:17] <pharazon> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makah_language#Consonants
[21:43:40] <pharazon> it was pretty easy to find i just looked for languages whose names started with a nasal

[18:10:06] <twanh> do you live off campus or
[18:10:11] <kaakitwitaasota> yeah
[18:10:16] <kaakitwitaasota> I'm in an off-campus efficiency flat
[18:10:20] <twanh> i c
[18:10:31] <H13> off-campus efficiency flat
[18:10:56] <H13> i'll put the person who came up with that name into an off-cemetery efficiency grave

<@H13> it's okay
<@H13> now that donald trump has made anime real, girls actually enjoy rape