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? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Whimemsz: How many official Greek letters are there referencing pickled geese?
Slereah: At least two, apparently.
Slereah: "Official letter in Greek mentioning a pickled goose (P.Duk.inv. 599)"
Slereah: It is followed by "Official letter in Greek mentioning a pickled goose (P.Duk.inv. 605 R) "
Slereah: Pickled geese were serious stuff.

YaaliAnnar: "En gran parte de España, se les llama "judías" (de origen muy incierto, pero quizá del hebreo יְהוּדִי yĕhūdī)"
Seraphinus: Beans are part of a jewish plot, Yaali.
Seraphinus: A plot to reduce economic productivity through diarrhœa and gases.

CUM_quesa: 'ey all.
YaaliAnnar: Bunuh semua bulé.
CUM_quesa: I don't know what that means.
YaaliAnnar: It means "how are you".
CUM_quesa: If I google "bunuh semua",
CUM_quesa: I get pictures of Hitler.

Yatalac: Trigger warning, austronesian alignment.

miekko: The three top Finnish political offices, in order of status, are:
H13: high chief, state shaman, commissioner for buttsex and alcohol
miekko: President, Speaker of the Parliament, Prime Minister
H13: Wow i didn't expect to get it right the first time
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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, 巴塞尔之子
<@pthagnar> the iowa peanut index
<@pthagnar> had a flash crash
<@pthagnar> we are therefore all going to be homeless
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<@pthagnar> A L L A H U  A K B A R

<@H13> my probability of being arrested for terrorism has just gone up again
<@pthagnar> it is a risk we all live with
<@pthagnar> technically u r now guilty of the offence of distributing terrorist materials
<@pthagnar> in the uk
<@pthagnar> there was actually such a person on probation in blackburn
<@pthagnar> his ostensible crime was having on his computer some basic tier ISIS stuff
<@pthagnar> and his posting on facebook something suitably anodyne like HEIL MUHAMMAD http://islamstuff.islam/terrorism/allahuakbar.pdf
? Izambri Left of the middle
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<H13> twitter remains my favorite social network
<H13> dumb, useless & rude
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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, 巴塞尔之子
<@drdhok> u don't sort formant readings according to Platonic Allophones decided by ur non-native rear
? twabs fair maiden
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<Cernex> I have a dumb idea. Who here knows his nigiri sushi?
<@pthagnar> no slurs
<Smaug> Watch it, Cernex.
<Cernex> I meant the food.
<Smaug> I know very well what you meant.
<Cernex> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b4/24/05/b424054e6eaca4424c151f7f1b97f13a.jpg <- if it isn't this, you didn't.
<Smaug> I'm not clicking on that.
<Cernex> ...
<Smaug> You know, if you pushed any other op the way you do me, you'd be banned. I just don't know why I put up with it.
? twabs fair maiden
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[21:41:07] <twabs> what's that language with no nasals
[21:42:44] <pharazon> it's like
[21:42:45] <pharazon> in alaska?
[21:42:50] <pharazon> or BC or somehting
[21:42:52] <pharazon> i think
[21:43:15] <pharazon> oh washington and BC
[21:43:17] <pharazon> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makah_language#Consonants
[21:43:40] <pharazon> it was pretty easy to find i just looked for languages whose names started with a nasal
? twabs fair maiden
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[18:10:06] <twanh> do you live off campus or
[18:10:11] <kaakitwitaasota> yeah
[18:10:16] <kaakitwitaasota> I'm in an off-campus efficiency flat
[18:10:20] <twanh> i c
[18:10:31] <H13> off-campus efficiency flat
[18:10:56] <H13> i'll put the person who came up with that name into an off-cemetery efficiency grave
? dhok The Last Aristocrat
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, Alkali Metal, Norman, United States
<@H13> it's okay
<@H13> now that donald trump has made anime real, girls actually enjoy rape
? Jipí der saz ûf eime steine
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<Legion> polynesian languages have a lot of weird minimal phonologies
<Legion> <joke about island dwarfism here>
? twabs fair maiden
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[18:19:00] <yng> h13 ur Thing for women a decade younger is creepy and weird
[18:19:02] <yng> u need to stop it
[18:19:24] <H13> don't be so uptight maaaaan
[18:19:53] <H13> the ten year-old girls are always v flattered
[18:20:05] <Cev> All ten of them, eh?
[18:20:14] <yng> hahahahah oh my god cev
[18:20:17] <H13> #boom
[18:23:36] <yng> disgusting but what swizer isn't.

<Ser> YaaliAnnar: I'm honestly appalled. as an atheist I must tell you, you shouldn't believe in karma. it isn't part of the Christian religion
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<CUM_SIURAN> it would've been funny if the queen had died in 2016, to cap off a year filled with celebrity deaths
<@pthag> wan sui
<@pthag> wan sui
<@pthag> wan wan sui
<@pthag> put out more flags

Don't judge me, she's my Queen too.

wan wan sui
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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slereah: You know what had great furry sex in it, though? "Blood and Chocolate"
slereah: Gr8 teenage girl romance book about werewolf, loved it as a kid.
Cev: This is why we need sharia law in France.

Cev: The top 6 placers every year have to get kidney transplants or something, and several winners have died.
Cev: Google search suggests a winner hasn't died since 2003.
travisb: That's because they stopped the championships then.

Legion: Apparently neuter nouns are also always uncountable, so you can spin it and say the adjective has a special agreement pattern if the noun is uncountable.
YaaliAnnar: But is there non neuter uncountable nouns?
nort: Yes. for example, the number of inches in my dick.
nort: No matter how high you count, my dick is longer.
nort: But it is of course not neuter.
YaaliAnnar: I see.

CUM_SIURAN: This guy is machining a potato.
CUM_SIURAN: I wonder if you could use a potato as a tampon, in a pinch
CUM_SIURAN: I just thought of that because the shape this guy has machined the potato into at this point in the video is pretty tampon-y
YaaliAnnar: Just use the whole potato as tampon.
YaaliAnnar: Or carve the potato into a Diva Cup.
TheFizzMeister: Use the potato as a tampon, fry it up later, get a boost in your daily iron intake.
YaaliAnnar: That has been today's Ghetto tips.
? dhok The Last Aristocrat
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<nort> if Hitler were alive today there's no way he wouldn't be a furry
? twabs fair maiden
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adolf kittler
? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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(from a couple notepad documents I had lying around— some of them might be repeats)

<guitarplayer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PiZ9NDX44
<Cev> Remember when Salmoneus said that this was probably the most popular and well-remembered song from this movie?
<Legion> Salmoneus is basically Typical Mind Fallacy Man
<Legion> bitten by a radioactive autist, he has all the powers of not realising other people are not him

<Slereah> Why don't they arrest everyone with a weird name in Gotham City
<Slereah> If you are called Strange
<Slereah> Bam
<Slereah> Straight to jail

<pthag> is this like how that thread was changed from 'no sirdanilots' to 'everyone is welcome'
<pthag> which universal love was only made possible by the casting of sirdanilot into thr desert
<pthag> and providing us with a salutary example of how people stop being people when u dont let them in
<Cev> The hungry gods must be appeased.
<Zayk> Hungary has gods?
<CUM_SIURAN> lol not anymore #christianizedMotherfucker

<@vlad> I didn't realize we had more than one species of ibis
<Cev> Why are your birds all gigantic, vlad?
<@vlad> island gigantism?
<Cev> I think Australia might be too big for that
<@vlad> maybe that's also island gigantism

<Slereah> the holocaust would be a whole lot funnier if the gas chamber was just Hitler farting in a tube

<Slereah> It's kinda weird
<Slereah> Marvel movies are all fun and DC movies are all gritty
<Slereah> But on TV it's reversed
<Cev> Yeah I know
<Cev> I'm of the opinion that in both cases gritty is probably better
<Slereah> Well, Daredevil is probably better, yes
<Slereah> Although I think it's just because Flash is handled poorly
<Cev> They also differ in that
<Cev> for DC they're not in canon with each other
<Cev> there's a movie universe and a tv universe
<Cev> Like Superman is in the tv universe but he's not played by Henry Cavill
<Slereah> It would be great tho
<Slereah> If the TV Flash joined the Movie Superman
<Cev> Do you want to see Batfleck fight Gorilla Grodd?
<Slereah> Yes
<Slereah> Yes I do
<Cev> Me too
<Slereah> Do you bleed
<Slereah> gorilla blood
<Slereah> You will

<Radius> With swizzle sticks and thistle sixths with widths this thick, Luther's sleuths thwart Seth's sixth sick sphynx.

<Cev> "The average American is 33 pounds heavier than the average Frenchman"
<Cev> :-[
<Zayk> but like
<Whimemsz> it's not fair, Legion is bringing the French average way down

<Cev> bah
<Legion> Cev the sheep
<Legion> or raher
<Legion> Cev, the angriest sheep in the world
<Legion> I'd watch that
<Legion> it's like about this sheep trying to build a sheep pen
<Legion> but he doesn't have opposable thumbs so he can't
<Legion> so he gets so angry and wants to burn the whole farm down
<Legion> but he still doesn't have opposable hands so he still can't
<Legion> so he wants to genocide the jews but etc
<Legion> the punchline is always lack of opposable thumbs thwarting his attempts
<Legion> also all the other sheep are stupid
<Legion> because they're sheep

<Zayk> wow
<Zayk> African Union is going to start a Schengen thing
<Zayk> I expect more an #Exypt'
<Cev> That's pretty good yeah
<Cev> Letsgotho
<Cev> Botswannaleave
<Cev> CYaTomorocco
<Zayk> #Senego
<Cev> ZimbabwaveGoodbye
<Zayk> #SouthOutfrica
<Zayk> #SudanSulong
<Cev> ImmaGola
<Cev> Maleave
<Zayk> #SãoTomeAndPeaceOut
<Cev> Cote d'Aurevoir
<Zayk> #MADagascar
<Zayk> #KenyaLeaveUsAlone
<Cev> NeverAguinea
<Zayk> #Cango
<Zayk> #Byeundi
<Cev> ZamByea
<Zayk> #BeninAfricaNoLongerWannaBeHere
<Zayk> #Djiboutusout
<Cev> timeTogo
<miekko> Zayk: just DjibOUTi
<miekko> #SierraLeGONE
<Cev> #i'mGHANAleave
<Cev> #buRUNdi
<miekko> #leSortie could work
<miekko> I think Sudan should go for #SuDONE
<Cev> CentraLEAVEricanRepublic

<H13> well anyway I'm very susceptible to the sunk cost fallacy so I will keep on doing this
<Slereah> Well I spent so long believing in the sunken cost fallacy
<Slereah> It's bound to be right at some point

<twanh> how old is lyndon johnson
<kaakitwitaasota> dead
<twanh> that's old

<@Slereah_> I like how in the 19th century people believed in evolution, but like
<@Slereah_> Believed that they came from better monkeys
<@Slereah_> Depending on race
<@Slereah_> The whiteman came from the honest hardworking chimpanzee
<@Slereah_> The chinaman from the mysterious orang outan
<@Slereah_> While the negro came from the savage gorilla
<@Cev> The library has a couple old books about race published in the 1920s
<@Cev> They look like a total hoot but I've always been a little hesitent to check them out
<@Cev> Not sure how well it would go checking "ON THE DEGENERATION OF THE NEGRO AND OTHER PRIMITIVE RACES" out with the librarian
<@Cev> also what if she's a cute librarian? :SSS
<@Slereah_> but what if she's a cute racist librarian

<Slereah_> What are the most recent battles that people reenact
<Slereah_> Is there a Syrian Reenactment Society

<@ayyub> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283962_10212064231308847_9043895584514745219_n.jpg?oh=e9311f13c6f3f92a12aed8b069c7fc74&oe=58BD7E56
<@vlad> shakira law
<@ayyub> Hips are the true prophet amen

<@pthagnar> it would be difficult to tell a ~~~real authentic tr00 neurological positivist scientific face-food-face-corpse effect~~~
<@pthagnar> from a 'somebody has learnt the grammar of film' effect
<Slereah> I wonder how old such analysis goes back
<Slereah> Was there a caveman theorizing on what makes a good oral tradition
<Slereah> "It should involve a lot of Ug being strong"
<Slereah> "The Ug of the story must always win, thanks to his great strength"
<Slereah> "New things must be seen with suspicion, that will be revealed to be correct when they are hit with a club"
? masako la capitan
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quoting Cev:

<@ayyub> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283962_10212064231308847_9043895584514745219_n.jpg?oh=e9311f13c6f3f92a12aed8b069c7fc74&oe=58BD7E56
<@vlad> shakira law
<@ayyub> Hips are the true prophet amen

I had no idea that Muslims wrote/spoke Elvish.
? twabs fair maiden
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<pharazon> michigan is a good state
<Brellion> [NB: pharazon is drunk]
? Izambri Left of the middle
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<Slereah_> http://is2.4chan.org/sci/1485648783751.jpg
<Slereah_> best meme
<Smaug> the second portrait from the top is zomp at his best
<Slereah_> yeah I'm pretty sure it's some Xurnese philosopher
<Slereah_> http://www.almeopedia.com/almeopedia/mediawiki/images/4/44/AnabarAsheli.jpg
<Slereah_> the resemblance is uncanny
? twabs fair maiden
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<guitarplayer> plz, Hose and Jeans are singulars nowadays
<guitarplayer> not pluralia tantum
<guitarplayer> die Jeans, die Jeans, der Jeans, der Jeans
<H13>  > der Jeans
<guitarplayer> die Jeans, die Jeans, den Jeans, der Jeans
<guitarplayer> NOM, ACC, DAT, GEN
<guitarplayer> SG
<guitarplayer> PL
<guitarplayer> 90% of german speakers disagree w/ u
<guitarplayer> hth
<H13> 90 of german speakers are poor
<H13> #owned
<H13> the omission of the percent sign makes this even funnier tbh