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? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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(from a couple notepad documents I had lying around— some of them might be repeats)

<guitarplayer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PiZ9NDX44
<Cev> Remember when Salmoneus said that this was probably the most popular and well-remembered song from this movie?
<Legion> Salmoneus is basically Typical Mind Fallacy Man
<Legion> bitten by a radioactive autist, he has all the powers of not realising other people are not him


<Slereah> Why don't they arrest everyone with a weird name in Gotham City
<Slereah> If you are called Strange
<Slereah> Bam
<Slereah> Straight to jail


<pthag> is this like how that thread was changed from 'no sirdanilots' to 'everyone is welcome'
<pthag> which universal love was only made possible by the casting of sirdanilot into thr desert
<pthag> and providing us with a salutary example of how people stop being people when u dont let them in
<Cev> The hungry gods must be appeased.
<Zayk> Hungary has gods?
<CUM_SIURAN> lol not anymore #christianizedMotherfucker


<@vlad> I didn't realize we had more than one species of ibis
<Cev> Why are your birds all gigantic, vlad?
<@vlad> island gigantism?
<Cev> I think Australia might be too big for that
<@vlad> maybe that's also island gigantism


<Slereah> the holocaust would be a whole lot funnier if the gas chamber was just Hitler farting in a tube


<Slereah> It's kinda weird
<Slereah> Marvel movies are all fun and DC movies are all gritty
<Slereah> But on TV it's reversed
<Cev> Yeah I know
<Cev> I'm of the opinion that in both cases gritty is probably better
<Slereah> Well, Daredevil is probably better, yes
<Slereah> Although I think it's just because Flash is handled poorly
<Cev> They also differ in that
<Cev> for DC they're not in canon with each other
<Cev> there's a movie universe and a tv universe
<Cev> Like Superman is in the tv universe but he's not played by Henry Cavill
<Slereah> It would be great tho
<Slereah> If the TV Flash joined the Movie Superman
<Cev> Do you want to see Batfleck fight Gorilla Grodd?
<Slereah> Yes
<Slereah> Yes I do
<Cev> Me too
<Slereah> Do you bleed
<Slereah> gorilla blood
<Slereah> You will


<Radius> With swizzle sticks and thistle sixths with widths this thick, Luther's sleuths thwart Seth's sixth sick sphynx.


<Cev> "The average American is 33 pounds heavier than the average Frenchman"
<Cev> :-[
<Zayk> but like
<Whimemsz> it's not fair, Legion is bringing the French average way down


<Cev> bah
<Legion> Cev the sheep
<Legion> or raher
<Legion> Cev, the angriest sheep in the world
<Legion> I'd watch that
<Legion> it's like about this sheep trying to build a sheep pen
<Legion> but he doesn't have opposable thumbs so he can't
<Legion> so he gets so angry and wants to burn the whole farm down
<Legion> but he still doesn't have opposable hands so he still can't
<Legion> so he wants to genocide the jews but etc
<Legion> the punchline is always lack of opposable thumbs thwarting his attempts
<Legion> also all the other sheep are stupid
<Legion> because they're sheep


<Zayk> wow
<Zayk> African Union is going to start a Schengen thing
<Cev> UGANDEXIT
<Cev> UGANDEXIT
<Cev> UGANDEXIT
<Zayk> I expect more an #Exypt'
<Cev> That's pretty good yeah
<Cev> Letsgotho
<Cev> Botswannaleave
<Cev> CYaTomorocco
<Zayk> #Senego
<Cev> ZimbabwaveGoodbye
<Zayk> #SouthOutfrica
<Zayk> #SudanSulong
<Cev> ImmaGola
<Cev> Maleave
<Zayk> #SãoTomeAndPeaceOut
<Cev> Cote d'Aurevoir
<Zayk> #MADagascar
<Zayk> #KenyaLeaveUsAlone
<Cev> NeverAguinea
<Zayk> #Cango
<Zayk> #Byeundi
<Cev> ZamByea
<Zayk> #BeninAfricaNoLongerWannaBeHere
<Zayk> #Djiboutusout
<Cev> timeTogo
<Zayk>
<miekko> Zayk: just DjibOUTi
<miekko> #SierraLeGONE
<Cev> #i'mGHANAleave
<Cev> #buRUNdi
<miekko> #leSortie could work
<miekko> I think Sudan should go for #SuDONE
<Cev> CentraLEAVEricanRepublic


<H13> well anyway I'm very susceptible to the sunk cost fallacy so I will keep on doing this
<Slereah> Well I spent so long believing in the sunken cost fallacy
<Slereah> It's bound to be right at some point


<twanh> how old is lyndon johnson
<kaakitwitaasota> dead
<twanh> that's old


<@Slereah_> I like how in the 19th century people believed in evolution, but like
<@Slereah_> Believed that they came from better monkeys
<@Slereah_> Depending on race
<@Slereah_> The whiteman came from the honest hardworking chimpanzee
<@Slereah_> The chinaman from the mysterious orang outan
<@Slereah_> While the negro came from the savage gorilla
<@Cev> The library has a couple old books about race published in the 1920s
<@Cev> They look like a total hoot but I've always been a little hesitent to check them out
<@Cev> Not sure how well it would go checking "ON THE DEGENERATION OF THE NEGRO AND OTHER PRIMITIVE RACES" out with the librarian
<@Cev> also what if she's a cute librarian? :SSS
<@Slereah_> but what if she's a cute racist librarian


<Slereah_> What are the most recent battles that people reenact
<Slereah_> Is there a Syrian Reenactment Society


<@ayyub> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283962_10212064231308847_9043895584514745219_n.jpg?oh=e9311f13c6f3f92a12aed8b069c7fc74&oe=58BD7E56
<@vlad> shakira law
<@ayyub> Hips are the true prophet amen


<@pthagnar> it would be difficult to tell a ~~~real authentic tr00 neurological positivist scientific face-food-face-corpse effect~~~
<@pthagnar> from a 'somebody has learnt the grammar of film' effect
<Slereah> I wonder how old such analysis goes back
<Slereah> Was there a caveman theorizing on what makes a good oral tradition
<Slereah> "It should involve a lot of Ug being strong"
<Slereah> "The Ug of the story must always win, thanks to his great strength"
<Slereah> "New things must be seen with suspicion, that will be revealed to be correct when they are hit with a club"
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quoting Cev:

<@ayyub> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283962_10212064231308847_9043895584514745219_n.jpg?oh=e9311f13c6f3f92a12aed8b069c7fc74&oe=58BD7E56
<@vlad> shakira law
<@ayyub> Hips are the true prophet amen

I had no idea that Muslims wrote/spoke Elvish.
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<pharazon> michigan is a good state
<Brellion> [NB: pharazon is drunk]
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<Slereah_> http://is2.4chan.org/sci/1485648783751.jpg
1485648783751.jpg
<Slereah_> best meme
<Smaug> the second portrait from the top is zomp at his best
<Slereah_> yeah I'm pretty sure it's some Xurnese philosopher
<Slereah_> http://www.almeopedia.com/almeopedia/mediawiki/images/4/44/AnabarAsheli.jpg
AnabarAsheli.jpg
<Slereah_> the resemblance is uncanny
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<guitarplayer> plz, Hose and Jeans are singulars nowadays
<guitarplayer> not pluralia tantum
<guitarplayer> die Jeans, die Jeans, der Jeans, der Jeans
<H13>  > der Jeans
<H13> REEEE
<guitarplayer> die Jeans, die Jeans, den Jeans, der Jeans
<guitarplayer> NOM, ACC, DAT, GEN
<guitarplayer> SG
<guitarplayer> PL
<H13> I REJECT THE SINGULAR OF JEANS
<guitarplayer> 90% of german speakers disagree w/ u
<guitarplayer> hth
<H13> 90 of german speakers are poor
<H13> #owned
<H13> the omission of the percent sign makes this even funnier tbh
? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<Slereah_> Would Hitler have risen to power without the hadronization of the early universe


<@Slereah> Oh no
<@Slereah> More family drama from the protagonist
<@Slereah> I just want more squid monsters
<@Slereah> Why do people keep making high concept movies if they don't believe people will care about them
<Cevf> Sler: I DON'T KNOW
<@Slereah> I mean
<@Slereah> If you look at a romantic comedy
<@Slereah> Is it ever interrupted by trying to learn squid monster language?
<@Slereah> that is not why we are here


<Cevf> Do people realize that "The Doomsday Clock" isn't a real thing?
<@pthag> no
<Cevf> Like it's not an oracle they consult, the inner workings of which are a divine mystery?
<@pthag> if it's not an oracle
<@pthag> why are oracular priests [scientists] guarding it
<@Slereah> isn't foretelling doom exactly what an oracle does
<@pthag> that would be like thinking the nobel prize is just awarded by a team of strange swedish academicians
<@pthag> rather than god
<@Slereah> also what happens if a cheeky breeky moves the hands to midnight
<@Slereah> Does the world end


<Cevf> http://i.imgur.com/2fEKTZb.jpg
<Cevf> Please let this become a thing
<Cevf> Pleasepleasepleaseplease
<Slereah> Cevf confirmed for pedophile


<Cevf> http://i.imgur.com/4pmmQ5y.jpg
<Cevf> It is frustrating that a lot of the dates don't really show up. I may try to contact someone and see if they can look at a physical copy of the article
<@pharazon> it's frustrating that a lot of my dates don't show up


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<kaakitwitaasota> zayk, reminds me of the worst insult i've ever heard
<@pharazon> zayk reminds me of the worst insult i've ever heard
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<Cevf> I WILL NEVER EVER EVER WANT TO EAT ANY OF THE SHIT FOOD FROM YOUR SHIT-ASS COUNTRY NOR DO I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO SAY 'HELLO' 'GOODBYE' 'THANK YOU' 'EXCUSE ME' FOR EIGHTY GODDAMN PAGES, JUST TELL ME HOW TO CONJUGATE WORDS YOU USELESS SACK OF PIG SHIT
<pthagnar> rude
<guitarplayer> cev vs. phrasebook




[15:16.31] <guitarplayer> »später bezeichnete Außenminister Mevlüt Çavuşoğlu Österreich als "Zentrum des radikalen Rassismus".«
[15:17.01] <H13> NORBERT HOFER WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
[15:17.52] <guitarplayer> norbert hofer: make the 'reich great again!
[15:18.18] <guitarplayer> the GROSSDEUTSCHES REICH ofc~
[15:18.39] <pthag> terrible idea
[15:20.13] <nort> center of radical racism
[15:20.15] <nort> hell yeah dude
[15:28.06] *** Ser changes topic to 'Pile pudenda http://tiny.cc/Pulva | <@guitarplayer> make the 'reich great again! <@guitarplayer> the GROSSDEUTSCHES REICH ofc~ | Estonian is not Baltic. Important to know. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gs9XfzPpuI'
[15:28.22] <guitarplayer> Ser
[15:28.26] <guitarplayer> what gross misquotation
[15:28.41] <guitarplayer> DDDD::::
[15:28.56] *** Ser changes topic to 'Pile pudenda http://tiny.cc/Pulva | Estonian is not Baltic. Important to know. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gs9XfzPpuI'
[15:29.17] <guitarplayer> welp
[15:29.49] <guitarplayer> der Nazimakel




<Slereah__> how strong are copyright laws
<Slereah__> Is it illegal to narrate a book from memory
<pthagnar> no
<pthagnar> just to record ur narration
<pthagnar> and sell it
<Slereah__> maybe that could be a good venue of work
<Slereah__> A book troubadour
<pthagnar> i do not know if it contravenes copyright law to sell tickets to narrations
<Slereah__> I could also do movies
<Slereah__> La chanson de Star Wars
<Slereah__> I remember a post apocalyptic movie where a group of survivor was doing a Star Wars play
<Slereah__> What movie was it
<Slereah__> that is a benefit of the apocalypse
<Slereah__> no more copyright law
<Slereah__> I could do that Back to the Future greek comedy if I wanted

Slereah: physicist, programmer, troubadour of the epic Star Wars cycle
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<Cev> Wanna go gang thuggin' with me?
<pharazon> hello
<Cev> you know, we can drive down some neighborhood like East Los Angeles or Compton
<Cev> listening to 90s gangsta rap hip hop loudly
<Cev> Possibly shoot people
<pharazon> i just got back from that :\
<Cev> ah ok
<Cev> Wanna knit instead then?

<Legion> what's the imgur for txt again
<Legion> pastbin
<Legion> thanks Legion
<Legion> why you're welcome Legion

<tiramisu> Holy shit. The Senate has censured Elizabeth Warren for accusing Jeff Sessions of using his office "to chill the vote of black citizens."
<Cevf> I've tried reading that sentence 4 times now and each time I've gotten too bored halfway through to finish
<Cevf> Holy shit indeed

<dhok> there's a possum that lives under the deck in front of my apartment
<dhok> i'd seen it a few days ago but it skittered
<dhok> this evening it ran a little bit away but wasn't terrified of me and eventually disappeared into the space under the deck
<Diogenes> servus
<ayyub> found the possum
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<tiramisu> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/28/th-sound-to-vanish-from-english-language-by-2066-because-of-mult/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_fb
<@pharazon> nice diversion by the guardian
<@Radius> because of ~~multiculturalism~~
<@pharazon> trying to pretend brits aren't the ones responsible for th going away
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[21:51:21] <CUM_SIURAN> I'm against the political implications of hijab-wearing, but I can't deny that girls in them look super-cute
[21:52:09] <CUM_SIURAN> it's like if there was a really hot girl who wore a skimpy bikini that read "free speech is racist" or something like that
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<twabs> my conlang has an activist-statist system
<twabs> it's pretty brutal
<twabs> instead of pronouns I have protests
<twabs> and the secret police take away any nouns that don't conform to the regular patterns of inflection
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<Radius> those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw... PICK ONE: a) rocks b) gay orgies c) up
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[00:56:01] <tiramisu> birthday gay orgy at Radius' glass house
[00:56:13] <Radius> but i don't have a glass house
[00:56:27] <Radius> if you give me a few months i might be able to manage a grass house
[00:57:02] <tiramisu> :/
[00:58:03] <Radius> my recent experimentation in graminaceous textiles notwithstanding, i forget where i was going with this sentence
[00:58:50] <pharazon> once you hit 'graminaceous' there's no need for more anyway
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<@guitarplayer> i guess the authors really disliked the imbalance bewteen having a single grapheme, ß, opposing a compound grapheme, SS
<Slereah> Germany stopped using SS because those letters brought back poor memories
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[00:01:50] <vlad> man in um
[00:01:55] <vlad> what's that book
[00:01:59] <Cevf> the Bible
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[17:40] <Slereah> woops
[17:40] <Slereah> Accidentally blew up the circuit breaker
[17:41] <Legion> plz do not run a miniaturized particle accelerator in your house
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<@Legion> I remember this tagline from the "Hard-sci movie plots" twitter
<@Legion> "An alien spacecraft collides with Earth at relativistic speed; Earth is instantly destroyed."
<Cevf> I get a feeling lots of these end with "Earth is instantly destroyed"
<Cevf> "Earth is hit with a direct beam from a gamma ray burst; Earth is instantly destroyed"
<Cevf> "The frontier of quantum vacuum collapse approaches at the speed of light; Earth is instantly destroyed"
<@Legion> :)
<@Legion> well the gist of the twitter account was like
<@Legion> taking premises from various sci-fi films
<@Legion> and explain the realistic consequences
<@Legion> in 140 chars
...
<Cevf> "An ancient kaiju awakens from millennia-long slumber beneath the Pacific ocean. Marine biologists earn their tenure observing it as it transits the seas, eating krill and plankton."
<@Legion> :)
<Cevf> Or, better, "An ancient kaiju awakens from millennia-long slumber and collapses due to allometric scaling laws."
...
<Cevf> "Nazi archaeologists unearth an ancient Babylonian magical tablet. It describes a haruspical remedy for tooth-ache. The Nazis test the remedy and find it ineffective."
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<twabs_> less grandiose but more interesting forename which a peer of mine has: Loyal
<twabs_> this is odd because it seems to be a virtue name but it's an adjective
<kaakitwitaasota> ah yeah virtue names
<kaakitwitaasota> i'm naming my daughter Noblesse Oblige Nilsen