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? twabs fair maiden
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<guitarplayer> plz, Hose and Jeans are singulars nowadays
<guitarplayer> not pluralia tantum
<guitarplayer> die Jeans, die Jeans, der Jeans, der Jeans
<H13>  > der Jeans
<H13> REEEE
<guitarplayer> die Jeans, die Jeans, den Jeans, der Jeans
<guitarplayer> NOM, ACC, DAT, GEN
<guitarplayer> SG
<guitarplayer> PL
<H13> I REJECT THE SINGULAR OF JEANS
<guitarplayer> 90% of german speakers disagree w/ u
<guitarplayer> hth
<H13> 90 of german speakers are poor
<H13> #owned
<H13> the omission of the percent sign makes this even funnier tbh
? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<Slereah_> Would Hitler have risen to power without the hadronization of the early universe


<@Slereah> Oh no
<@Slereah> More family drama from the protagonist
<@Slereah> I just want more squid monsters
<@Slereah> Why do people keep making high concept movies if they don't believe people will care about them
<Cevf> Sler: I DON'T KNOW
<@Slereah> I mean
<@Slereah> If you look at a romantic comedy
<@Slereah> Is it ever interrupted by trying to learn squid monster language?
<@Slereah> that is not why we are here


<Cevf> Do people realize that "The Doomsday Clock" isn't a real thing?
<@pthag> no
<Cevf> Like it's not an oracle they consult, the inner workings of which are a divine mystery?
<@pthag> if it's not an oracle
<@pthag> why are oracular priests [scientists] guarding it
<@Slereah> isn't foretelling doom exactly what an oracle does
<@pthag> that would be like thinking the nobel prize is just awarded by a team of strange swedish academicians
<@pthag> rather than god
<@Slereah> also what happens if a cheeky breeky moves the hands to midnight
<@Slereah> Does the world end


<Cevf> http://i.imgur.com/2fEKTZb.jpg
<Cevf> Please let this become a thing
<Cevf> Pleasepleasepleaseplease
<Slereah> Cevf confirmed for pedophile


<Cevf> http://i.imgur.com/4pmmQ5y.jpg
<Cevf> It is frustrating that a lot of the dates don't really show up. I may try to contact someone and see if they can look at a physical copy of the article
<@pharazon> it's frustrating that a lot of my dates don't show up


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<kaakitwitaasota> zayk, reminds me of the worst insult i've ever heard
<@pharazon> zayk reminds me of the worst insult i've ever heard
? Serafín posts: 35
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<Cevf> I WILL NEVER EVER EVER WANT TO EAT ANY OF THE SHIT FOOD FROM YOUR SHIT-ASS COUNTRY NOR DO I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO SAY 'HELLO' 'GOODBYE' 'THANK YOU' 'EXCUSE ME' FOR EIGHTY GODDAMN PAGES, JUST TELL ME HOW TO CONJUGATE WORDS YOU USELESS SACK OF PIG SHIT
<pthagnar> rude
<guitarplayer> cev vs. phrasebook




[15:16.31] <guitarplayer> »später bezeichnete Außenminister Mevlüt Çavuşoğlu Österreich als "Zentrum des radikalen Rassismus".«
[15:17.01] <H13> NORBERT HOFER WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
[15:17.52] <guitarplayer> norbert hofer: make the 'reich great again!
[15:18.18] <guitarplayer> the GROSSDEUTSCHES REICH ofc~
[15:18.39] <pthag> terrible idea
[15:20.13] <nort> center of radical racism
[15:20.15] <nort> hell yeah dude
[15:28.06] *** Ser changes topic to 'Pile pudenda http://tiny.cc/Pulva | <@guitarplayer> make the 'reich great again! <@guitarplayer> the GROSSDEUTSCHES REICH ofc~ | Estonian is not Baltic. Important to know. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gs9XfzPpuI'
[15:28.22] <guitarplayer> Ser
[15:28.26] <guitarplayer> what gross misquotation
[15:28.41] <guitarplayer> DDDD::::
[15:28.56] *** Ser changes topic to 'Pile pudenda http://tiny.cc/Pulva | Estonian is not Baltic. Important to know. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gs9XfzPpuI'
[15:29.17] <guitarplayer> welp
[15:29.49] <guitarplayer> der Nazimakel




<Slereah__> how strong are copyright laws
<Slereah__> Is it illegal to narrate a book from memory
<pthagnar> no
<pthagnar> just to record ur narration
<pthagnar> and sell it
<Slereah__> maybe that could be a good venue of work
<Slereah__> A book troubadour
<pthagnar> i do not know if it contravenes copyright law to sell tickets to narrations
<Slereah__> I could also do movies
<Slereah__> La chanson de Star Wars
<Slereah__> I remember a post apocalyptic movie where a group of survivor was doing a Star Wars play
<Slereah__> What movie was it
<Slereah__> that is a benefit of the apocalypse
<Slereah__> no more copyright law
<Slereah__> I could do that Back to the Future greek comedy if I wanted

Slereah: physicist, programmer, troubadour of the epic Star Wars cycle
? twabs fair maiden
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<Cev> Wanna go gang thuggin' with me?
<pharazon> hello
<Cev> you know, we can drive down some neighborhood like East Los Angeles or Compton
<Cev> listening to 90s gangsta rap hip hop loudly
<Cev> Possibly shoot people
<pharazon> i just got back from that :\
<Cev> ah ok
<Cev> Wanna knit instead then?

<Legion> what's the imgur for txt again
<Legion> pastbin
<Legion> thanks Legion
<Legion> why you're welcome Legion

<tiramisu> Holy shit. The Senate has censured Elizabeth Warren for accusing Jeff Sessions of using his office "to chill the vote of black citizens."
<Cevf> I've tried reading that sentence 4 times now and each time I've gotten too bored halfway through to finish
<Cevf> Holy shit indeed

<dhok> there's a possum that lives under the deck in front of my apartment
<dhok> i'd seen it a few days ago but it skittered
<dhok> this evening it ran a little bit away but wasn't terrified of me and eventually disappeared into the space under the deck
<Diogenes> servus
<ayyub> found the possum
? Whimemsz posts: 26
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<tiramisu> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/28/th-sound-to-vanish-from-english-language-by-2066-because-of-mult/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_fb
<@pharazon> nice diversion by the guardian
<@Radius> because of ~~multiculturalism~~
<@pharazon> trying to pretend brits aren't the ones responsible for th going away
? twabs fair maiden
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[21:51:21] <CUM_SIURAN> I'm against the political implications of hijab-wearing, but I can't deny that girls in them look super-cute
[21:52:09] <CUM_SIURAN> it's like if there was a really hot girl who wore a skimpy bikini that read "free speech is racist" or something like that
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<twabs> my conlang has an activist-statist system
<twabs> it's pretty brutal
<twabs> instead of pronouns I have protests
<twabs> and the secret police take away any nouns that don't conform to the regular patterns of inflection
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<Radius> those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw... PICK ONE: a) rocks b) gay orgies c) up
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