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<pharazon> we don't fight here, friend
<pharazon> we resolve our differences by filk
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<Seraphinus> at the Spanish conversation group that I go to, a met a Russian guy in his early 20s (who speaks really good Spanish, entirely self-taught)
<Seraphinus> he was telling that at the public school he went to he was taught almost nothing of Soviet history
<Seraphinus> telling me that*
<kaakitwitaasota> unsurprising, really
<kaakitwitaasota> i keep trying to find Robert Conquest in bookstores here and I don't think there's a single copy of the man's work anywhere in the country
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<Cevf> I don't understand the 14th amendment
<Cevf> I mean I understand the part that defines citizenship
<Cevf> But the main part of it I don't get
<Cevf> because it basically says, like, "You have to obey the rest of the laws written in the Constitution"
<Cevf> because apparently that wasn't clear before?
<Slereah> Maybe it's a state law thing?
<Cevf> Yes it is but that's my point
<Slereah> Like states can't make laws going against the constitution
<Cevf> Yes it is but that's my point
<Cevf> Why even have a Constitution if that's even an option?
<Slereah> So that you can brag about it
<Slereah> "Our state follows the constitution!"
<Cevf> How about you just have 1 Amendment: "Obey the laws of your respective states"
<Cevf> That seems to be effectively what they DID
<Slereah> Maybe it was the case before too, but it wasn't terribly enforced so they added this for emphasis
<Slereah> Maybe someone pulled an airbud on them
<Guest3907> I think that amendment is because reconstruction states were trying to say that blacks in their state weren't citizens of that state
<Slereah> "It's not written anywhere in the constitution that you have to obey the constitution!"
<Guest3907> it also kept confederate politicians out of the government
<Slereah> The Airbud Amendment
<@vlad> <Cevf> I don't understand the 14th amendment < I agree it is stupid
<Slereah> vlad confirmed for racist


<Cevf> ok
<Cevf> fuck it
<Cevf> I'm adding "nuanced" to my list of forbidden words
<Guest34592> why?? can't handle nuances
<WurdBendur> cev likes to keep things simple
<Cevf> Can't handle the self-satisfaction of people talking about how their view is more nuanced than others'.
<WurdBendur> yes, that's right
<Guest34592> I just say it's better
<WurdBendur> let's speak out against this self-righteousness
<Cevf> Enough with the diatribes, Wurd.
<@pthag> ur all stomping ur feet
<@pthag> banned banned banned
<@pthag> scum and villany
<WurdBendur> you're a nazi


<Guest62009> do you think that if I went to the white house and held a gun to my head someone would get around to porting Civ II to modern PCs


<@tiramisu> mec didn't even say goodbye
<@tiramisu> so rude
<@tiramisu> oh wait he did
<@pharazon> still rude


<tiramisu> Naima Cevf's penis is shaped like
<Naima> Cevf's penis is shaped like a star of david lynch video game review of Pacman and he insinuates that the viewers probably have never played pacman on google maps today at the thrift store i saw a woman on the bridge."
<Slereah> Oy vey
<tiramisu> [[star of [david lynch]] video] or [[star of david][lynch video]]?
<Slereah> that's why we must all switch to lojban


<@Radius> the best place to build an island though, for sheer remoteness from anything else
<twanh> is in space?
<@Slereah> SPACE ISLAAAAND
<@Radius> is atop koko guyot, which is a seamount in the north pacific about halfway between hawaii and japan
<twanh> ooh


<pthagnar> Also, the original Star Trek mostly shows the Enterprise crew being pretty competent, but now we're only allowed to have science explorer heroes if the focus is on the captain being unqualified for his rank.


<Slereah__> He is called Chuck Norris
<Slereah__> is that short for
<Slereah__> Charles Norris


<@tiramisu> I want to see if "good chapel boy pounding" is a combination of things or if someone (pthagnar) has said that whole phrase before


<Slereah> if Bilbo pees while invisible, at what point does his urine become visible


<@Legion> you know what's worst than "never forget"?
<@Legion> people calling something "The Forgotten X"
<@Slereah__> THE FORGOTTEN GENERATION
<@Legion> when that something is like the second most talked about X ever
<@Legion> (eg: calling the Armenian genocide "The Forgotten Genocide")


<@pharazon> i hired a few movers recently
<@pharazon> when they arrived they were black
<@Cevf> were they no longer black after they'd been there a while?


<Whimemsz> here's some good news to cheer you up then
<Whimemsz> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41574608  there's fewer vampires in Malawi now than before!
<Guest24991> the person I feel most bad for is the president of Malawi
<Guest24991> whoever they are, they are probably a very well-educated person who doesn't believe in vampires and just wants the country to succeed
<Guest24991> then this happens
<Guest24991> and he knows the boulder has rolled to the bottom of the hill


<@tiramisu> oh shit this Skyler guy is only 18
<@tiramisu> well, at least he's 18


<Whimemsz> http://www.nativetech.org/shinob/ojibwelanguage.html  this is kind of weird
<Whimemsz> a collection of words in double-vowel orthography and ... random English-based spellings
<Cevf> what's the difference between "Greetings" and "Hello"
<Whimemsz> none
<@pharazon> the funny thing is that there's not even an english word for "Greetings"
<@pharazon> like you have a character in a movie say "Greetings!" to indicate that they're an alien


<Cevf> woot
<Cevf> Handbook of Texas Supplement Volume III arrived in the mail
<Slereah> Does it have more injun tales
<Cevf> It has articles about approximately eighty-nine thousand obscure little Indian tribes
<Cevf> all written by T.N. Campbell
<Slereah> do you think he made some of them up
<Slereah> The bloopablorp tribe
<Slereah> Very friendly
<Slereah> They have 3 heads and worship a goose
<Whimemsz> Slereah, alias Herodotus


<Whimemsz> http://www.johnchaple.co.uk/dino.html  this one is fun too
<Whimemsz> "Dinosaurs such as Tyrannosaurus Rex with their absurdly small fore-limbs would have hopped like kangaroos which also have small arms. "
<twabs> haha
<@Legion> well, there are serious studies on Tyrannosaurus that propose that they couldn't run but would indeed hop around more like certain birds, iirc
<Cevf> counterpoint, only small birds hop around
<Cevf> large birds don't
<Cevf> t-rex was a very large bird
<Slereah> Science has been trying to emasculate the T-Rex so much these past 20 years I wouldn't be surprised that they were announced to be small birds soon
<CUM_SIURAN> are small birds unmasculine?
<Slereah> yes
<CUM_SIURAN> ok
<Slereah> Hence why they have names like tits
<Slereah> Or boobies
<Whimemsz> you know what's a masculine bird though
<Whimemsz> cocks
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<@vlad> man
<@vlad> YOU KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE
<@vlad> mainstream australian views on aborigines
<Cev> You can probably replace "mainstream australian" with "mainstream Anglosphere"
<@vlad> does the mainstream anglosphere even know what aborigines are
<Cev> Yeah
<Cev> They sit in the desert half-naked blowing in didgeridoos and talking about the dreamtime
<@pharazon> aborigines are born 70 years old
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<Legion> it's interesting to see that in biology, even closely related groups of life forms can have widely different body plans
<Legion> like
<Legion> tunicates are the most closely related living animals to vertebrates
<Legion> they look like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tunicate_komodo.jpg
<Legion> like what even happened here
<Legion> you're a chordate, look like one!
<Legion> yeah but like, at larval stage they actually look like proper worm-like animal
<Legion> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Comparison_of_Three_Invertebrate_Chordates.svg
<Legion> larval stage in B
<Legion> adult stage in C
<Slereah> >giant mouth
<Slereah> >giant stomach
<Sleraeh> >gets much wider
<Slereah> >loses mobility
<Slereah> It is the American dream
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<@Legion> well old irish has plenty of analogy too, just
<@Legion> in the service of evil
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<Radius> i have questioned wearing pants
<Smaug> what would you use as a substitute to hide your shame?
<guitarplayer> a sock, RHCP-style?
<Radius> i have no shame
<Slereah> the penis gourd
<Slereah> is the best choice
<Smaug> ouch
<Radius> the penis mightier than the gourd

<twabs_w_warszawie> I think I am spiritually a 16-bit windows executable
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<tiramisu> I get them sometimes too, actually. I fell for one of those ads several years back that was like 'Just fill out this survey, to gain access to this anti-Obama documentary!'
<tiramisu> But I was smart and put in an absurdly fake name

<Cev> whimsz what shape were ojibwe houses?
<CUM_SIURAN> ojibwe-shaped

<pharazon> don't you think chinese emperors shocked people all the time because they knew they could
<Cev> Yeah but they used force lightning.

<kaakitwitaasota> superscript ʢ: 'i attempted to make a phoneme whilst simultaneously choking on my sandwich'

<yng> how do i get job
<yng> google how i will i get job
<yng> google
<Legion> you no get jobs, jobs gone, not coming back, all machine
<Legion> you start violence activism for universal income instead yes?

<twabs> what, are you a fan of FREE SPEECH
<Cev> well you know I am related to James Madison, author of the Constitution and therefore of the First Amendment
<Cev> so my family has copyright on it
<Cev> Every time someone says something and doesn't get arrested for it, I should get a royalty check.

<vlad> what's the word
<Cev> "fuck"

<Cev> Also google image search seems to think that dust devils are only ever 400 fucking feet tall
<Cev> No pictures of normal 'uns
<Radius>
<Radius> i've seen a few biggish ones though
<Radius> in tucson
-*- Cev reads sexuality into that
<vlad> in australia they're called willywillies
-*- Cev reads sexuality into that

<travisb> now you're just making fun of how I speak
<travisb> the only uvular consonant I have is /r/

<Guest27347> gaydius
<Guest27347> tiramispoo
<Guest27347> twats
<Cev> do me do me
<Guest27347> sex
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<@Rhetorika> how dare u accuse korea of being mongolian
<@Rhetorika> IT IS A NOBLE AND CONFUCIAN LAND!!
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Prove me wrong! Emperor Goryeo make noble Hangeul alphabet (which slimy Nipponese criminal 또라이 try to steal) all on his OWN, without so-called "help" from 씨발 Mongolian dung 병신 LIARS! I give ₩500 000 to anyone who can disprove 걸레같은 fraud "Psychiatrist" stupid 개새끼 & know NOTHING about KOREA!!!!
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<yng> Lets Share FREE North East Hi there comrades, Does anyone else find London a bit damn expensive or is it just me? Im looking for a nice person to share a big room or a studio with so we can not stress so much and both enjoy our lives more, eat more veggies and go out to cute cafes sometimes, that sort of thing. I just moved over from Australia to study circus and Im 26, and all my favourite things in approximate order are: hiking and generally natu
<yng> lol
<Whimemsz> to study circus
<pthag[vajrapani]> some ppl study turkish
<pthag[vajrapani]> some ppl study circus
<pthag[vajrapani]> in london town
<yng> pthag: quite
<@H13> london town is surely an excellent place to study circus
<@H13> after all
<@H13> the houses of parliament are right there
<pthag[vajrapani]> what will those clowns in parliament do next
<pthag[vajrapani]> it, no doubt
<pthag[vajrapani]> again!!
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<@tiramisu> YaaliAnnarProxy idk about the claim that in Islam you don't poop in heaven
<@YaaliAnnarProxy> Lemme find the hadith then.
<@tiramisu> like that used to be the #1 Christian criticism of the Muslim concept of heaven
<@tiramisu> that in Islam you still go to the bathroom in heaven
<@pharazon> are you sure it wasn't the #2 criticism
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<Ser> try not to have a racist joke in the screenshot though
<Cev> like that jews control the banks
<Whimemsz> that's no joke

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<@guitarplayer> "Your Blog is have good look. Content of your blog is quite good but traffic stats are very bad. Check my free video for enhancing your traffic. h**p://activeterium.c*m/CcIY .Shoot me email from free Website Audit report." < it is sound very legit for comment
<Cevff> yeah that was me, sorry
<Cevff> I just wanted you to check out my video :(

<Slereah_work> chicken soup
<Slereah_work> I am told
<Slereah_work> will cure what ails you
<Slereah_work> ingredients :
<Slereah_work> 1) 1 chicken
<Slereah_work> 2) 1 soup

<Slereah> Can you imagine Airplane done by someone else
<Slereah> It would be so awful
<Cev> Yeah it would all be
<Cev> Zack Gallifianakis
<Cev> Jonah Hill
<Slereah> I think most people making comedies would not be able to contain themselves and be serious throughout all the movie
<Cev> Seth Rogen
<Cev> James Franco
<Cev> every joke would be about marijuana
<Slereah> maybe someone fat would be on the plane
<Slereah> Taking up a lot of space!
<Cev> Kate McKinnon would show up to make a queef joke.
<Cev> Kevin Hart would show up to complain a lot
<Cev> Liam Neeson would cameo as a gruff guy in one scene
<Slereah> Paul Blart's Airplane
<Cev> christ this p much writes itself

<tiramisu> Guillermo del Toro's movie got a lot of wins that's all i know
<Slereah> William the Bull
<Slereah> please
<Slereah> use proper english name
<Whimemsz> Bill the Bull
<Slereah> Buffalo Bill
<Slereah> it was him all along

<tiramisu> when I was 14 and my niece was first starting to repeat words without knowing their meaning, I taught her to say "poop" and then laughed every time she'd say it, and thus she'd started saying it whenever she wanted to make me laugh, without knowing what it meant
<tiramisu> this backfired, though. now she's 13 and she has nicknamed me "Poop" without knowing how it even started.

<@Cev> I'm voting for Trump in 2020.
<tiramisu> what
<tiramisu> someone op me so that I can kick Cev for voting for Trump in 2020
*Cev sets mode: +o tiramisu
*Cev was kicked by tiramisu (No voting for Trump in 2020)
<@pharazon> >:|
<@pharazon> he was joking but now he's really going to
<@pharazon> thanks!!
<@pharazon> if trump wins in south dakota by 1 vote it's your fault
<@Radius> yean that one's going to be a really tight race
<@tiramisu> if Trump wins South Dakota I'll be your sex slave pharazon
<@tiramisu> er
<@tiramisu> fuck
<@pharazon> hmmm
<@pharazon> haha
<@tiramisu> FUCK
<@pharazon> too late
<@pharazon> too late
<@pharazon> too late
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<yng> rahmetli abim cumali kalın mevzua hiç bakmiycaksın derdi, ince mevzua bakacaksın
<@Cev> Kumali is a character in Final Fantasy X
<@Cev> right?
<@Cev> wait no he's a character in The Wind Waker
<@Cev> wait no he's a character in Hurrian mythology
<@Cev> one of those three things for sure

<@Cev> http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Kimahri_Ronso
<@Cev> http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Prince_Komali
<@Cev> https://www.britannica.com/topic/Kumarbi
<@Cev> NAILED IT

<pthagphone> it says a small child can make them
<pthagphone> how did u burn them
<pthagphone> do u need the assistance of a small child
<Slereah> yes plz
<Slereah> I couldn't find fancy fat so I used goose fat
<pthagphone> cant u get lard in France
<pthagphone> u may get lard simply in England
<pthagphone> i shall post u a block

<Slereah> Delicious food that I try to not do too often is a roast chicken
<Slereah> With all the chicken grease
<Slereah> Delicious but deadly
<pthagphone> england is a land of roasted meats
<pthagphone> i shall send u a chicken
<Slereah> will you be able to, or are the borders closed already
<pthagphone> well
<pthagphone> lard is possible
<pthagphone> a chicken is pushing it
<pthagphone> the small child is probably not going to happen

<Slereah> You know what's gonna be awful, tho
<Slereah> When early internet nostalgia becomes more of a thing
<Slereah> and they make a meme movie
<Slereah> our protagonist, the trollface, must save the memes from something
<Slereah> with his many meme companions
<twabs> once upon a time the protagonist would have been pepe :-/
<Slereah> maybe pepe could be the villain now
<Slereah> A fallen meme
<Slereah> turned to eivl
<@Cev> I still believe in pepe.
<twabs> there's still good in him

<tiramisu> also speaking of Jews
<tiramisu> an anti-Semitism showed up into the service this morning!
<@Cev> "an anti-Semitism" :D
<@Cev> what units are anti-semitisms measured in?
<pthagphone> hitlers
<pthagphone> obv
<@Cev> well
<@Cev> ok so
<@Cev> let's say millihitlers
<@Cev> 1 millihitler would be murdering 6,000 Jews which is still p. damn antisemitic
<@Cev> this is a difficult scale to use, Pthag
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<@Legion> the most interesting 'English has two words for this' imo is "fate" vs "doom"
<@Legion> French only has "destin" for both
<Slereah__> Doom is much more negative
<Slereah__> I can accept my fate
<Slereah__> But I cannot accept my DOOM


<Slereah__> I like how people always know Jack Sparrow wherever you go
<Slereah__> It's like if Pirates of the Carribean 12 was set in space
<Slereah__> And they meet some martian sailors
<Slereah__> And they meet the king of Mars for the first time
<Slereah__> "We were only looking for our friend Jack Sparrow"
<Slereah__> "JACK SPARROW!"
<Slereah__> He does get around


<Slereah> They don't realize that the worst kind of immigrants took their jobs
<Slereah> (Machines)
<Slereah> did you know that a mining drill doesn't even ask for any salary
<Whimemsz> oh no
<Slereah> They'll work for peanuts!
<Slereah> and take our women
<miekko> Slereah: miniaturized mining drills indeed have taken our women!
<Slereah> heyooo


[come at me, i'm quoting myself again]
<@Cev> Thet was thet erost bod: Deus tuus unus est. Thin God thet is thi ena, ther skippere is himulrikes and irthrikes, tham skaltu thiania.
<@Cev> Thet was thet other bod: Non assumas nomen Dei tui in vanam. Thu ne skalt thines Godis noma nawet idle untfa; thermithi sund'ti urbeden alle menetha.
<@Cev> Thet was thet thredde bod: Sanctifica diem sabbati. Thu skalt firia thene helega sunnandi, hwante God him reste, tha hi eskipin hede himulrike and irthrike, therumbe skaltu ierne firia thene helega sunnandi.
<@Cev> Thet was thet fiarde bod: Honora patrem tuum et matrem tuam. Thu skalt eria thinne feder and thine moder, thettu theste langor libbe.
<@Cev> Thet was thet fifte bod: Non occides. Thu ne skalt nenne monslaga dwa.
<@Cev> Thet was thet sexte bod: Non mechaberis. Thu ne skalt nen hor tha nen overhor dwa, buta mith thinere afta wive skaltu godilike libba.
<@Cev> (I like that the commandment about adultery is called the "sexte bod")
<@Cev> Like hey
<@Cev> that other guy's wife sure has a sexte bod.
<@Slereah> she do
<@guitarplayer> that looks like some kind of … low german?
<@Cev> Old Frisian


<Slereah> "J. M. Barrie's Peter Pan (including the play Peter Pan, or The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up and its novelisation Peter and Wendy) is covered by special legislation granting Great Ormond Street Hospital a right to royalties in perpetuity from commercial exploitation of the story on stage, in publication, and in broadcasts."
<Slereah> fuck that hospital and all its dying children


<Slereah> Being immortal would be fun
<Slereah> I'd just shoot myself in the head all the time
<Slereah> to be a drama queen
<Slereah> "Gee, this movie is SO BORING!"


<Slereah> Man I kinda hope Trump turns America into a fascist state just so they can stamp on Saizai
<Whimemsz> authoritarian governments have no tolerance for people trying to lug jugs of juice onto planes
<pthag[vajrapani]> Slereah, u can stamp on saizai any time u like
<Slereah> He will be sent to Guantanamo
<Slereah> He can drink all the juice he wants there
<Slereah> Through a cloth


<Slereah> I don't get "goodie two shoes"
<Slereah> is that not the appropriate number of shoes
<Slereah> it seems an odd thing to point out


<tiramisu> I'm more concerned with how do animals know that GROOMERS aren't hurting them?
<Slereah> because animals love grooming
<tiramisu> because we sure had a hard time convincing our dog that we weren't hurting him when we tried to groom him
<tiramisu> but he seemed OK when we hired a groomer
<Slereah> ur bad at grooming
<tiramisu> well it wasn't me
<tiramisu> also it depends on the grooming
<Slereah> your monkey ancestors are ashamed


<@Slereah> Is there something in the constitution that can automatically disqualify a president
<tiramisu> incapacitation
<@Slereah> What if they found out that Trump held on to nobility titles from foreign powers???
<@Slereah> And he was actually King Trump
<tiramisu> yeah that would disqualify him
<tiramisu> there's a whole list of automatic disqualifications
<tiramisu> imagine the scandal if we ever found out he's actually under 35!
<@Slereah> :D
<@Slereah> or was born in Kenya
<@Slereah> or if he had been president twice before
<@Slereah> He was actually Bill Clinton
<@Slereah> that's why he hates Hillary so much
<@Slereah> "Under Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment, no person who swore an oath to support the Constitution, and later rebelled against the United States, can become president. However, this disqualification can be lifted by a two-thirds vote of each house of Congress."
<@Slereah> Trump was General Lee all along
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<CUM_SIURAN> I'm going kayaking this weekend with some friends
<CUM_SIURAN> should be fun
<guitarplayer_> don't sink
<@Slereah> or do, if u wish
<@Slereah> the only limit is your imagination

On Elon Musk:
<Margaret> so far his rocket adventures have been pretty successful
<Margaret> and unlike his SHITTY CAR COMPANY
<Margaret> the rocket company is actually making money
<@guitarplayer> the shitty car company is making all the rookie mistakes while he's making promises that he can't (yet) fulfill
<@Slereah> Good thing he only makes reasonable promises for the space company
<@Slereah> like Mars colonization

<Cevf> man
<Cevf> it's pretty lame of Elrond to not let people speak Black Speech in Imladris.
<Cevf> He's just like those old Indian boarding school directors.
<Cevf> Pulling the switch out whenever a student speaks Pawnee.

<pthagphone> slereah is operating under licence
<pthagphone> he has the pt- brand franchise for the zbb
<@guitarplayer> pt-™
<@guitarplayer> you should insist that it be marked as a brand
<@guitarplayer> otherwise you might get brand devaluation like google, or kleenex, you don't want that!
<pthagphone> is that a threat
<pthagphone> if i catch u violating the sacred licence that slereah and i have sworn
<pthagphone> i shall treat YOU like a kleenex and ejaculate upon u
<pthagphone> beware!

<@guitarplayer> they have something upstairs which must be lying on the floor and buzzes periodically. it's slightly annoying
<@guitarplayer> i guess it's a phone while loading and set to mute or so
<@guitarplayer> (if i were slereah, i'd guess it's a vibrator, i suppose)
<Slereah> I don't have a lot of vibrators
<Slereah> Only like 4
<Karch> that's a lot of vibrators
<Slereah> not compared to the dildos

<@Legion> "In scientific taxonomy, toads are found in the families Bufonidae, Bombinatoridae, Discoglossidae, Pelobatidae, Rhinophrynidae, Pelobatidae, Rhinophrynidae, Scaphiopodidae and Microhylidae."
<@guitarplayer> discoglossidae
<@guitarplayer> do they all talk like disco stu
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<Cev> I haven't looked into it but I have the sneaking suspicion that this is just like those "kids wear X-colored bracelets to signal to other students they're DTF"
<Cev> i.e. invented
<twabs> what is dtf
<Cev> down to fuck
<Cev> I think
<twabs> o
<Cev> or maybe dying to fuck?
<Cev> determined to fuck
<Cev> destined toward fornication

<Ser> thus speaks the Church, on the final day God shall open his terminal and do the git merge to end all git merges

<Cev> this guy in teh comments
<Cev> thinks it's a "Wendigo"
<Cev> ah yes the Wendigo spirit spoken of in Ojibwe folklore
<Cev> the Ojibwes being famous residents of FUCKING OREGON

<Slereah> I have this rare disease where, whenever I start humming a note, it automatically transforms in the tune for Casper, the Friendly Ghost

<Mec> oh wimoweh
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<Mec> oh wimoweh
<Mec> oh wimoweh
<Mec> ~sham bajungel, betoch hajungel, yashen lo ha'arye~

<Play> i have an amazing memory for certain things. i remembered the central line of the children's story "rikki tikki tembo / no sa rembo / chari bari ruchi / pip peri pembo" despite only hearing it once a long tiem ago
<Play> i could rewrite it as a story about the two little boys, Kakakaaakakatakakakakakakakakaka and Tó
<Play> or maybe the second one is a girl and her name is P
<Play> which is pronounced /p/, although in some dialects all final consonants are dropped and therefore this name is silent

<Slereah> But I guess less teenage girls would have had wet dreams about him
<twabs_in_hoorn> can teenage girls have wet dreams
<Slereah> I am legally forbidden from checking

<miekko> no. we must punish transgressors. in swedish there is a saying 'the sin punishes itself'. I think we need to parse this literally to mean that 'if someone transgresses sexually, the punishment must consist of a related transgression'
<miekko> so I suggest we punish transvestites by making them wear some additional piece of female clothing

<guitarplayer> streets not being straight at all is not uncommon in euorpe
<guitarplayer> especially in old towns
<ryagami> *People, too
<guitarplayer> gay streets, eh
<ryagami> Yeah
<ryagami> It's the ones that have manholes

<pharazon> next generation knowledge has already hardened into a perfect diamond in my memory
<Rad[]> rly
<Rad[]> what symmetry group is it
? Izambri Left of the middle
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16-set-2018
<pthag> https://78.media.tumblr.com/610da0393ab11f4dde58a2354e53c0a3/tumblr_pf5d9ve0cW1w0zqvmo1_540.png
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<pthag> me
<@miekko> would that we all could be Erdoǧan
<yng> lol
<Izambri> retromonocracy
<Izambri> "and if you don't like my retromonocratic way of ruling I have other borderline-absolutist suggestions"
<Izambri> I'm still waiting for the day he will cast a vote for every person with the right to vote in the country. The milions of voters, the thousands of electoral colleges...
<Izambri> the other option is to reduce legal voters to one: himself
<Izambri> that will be done until Turkey is reduced to a simple particle, the Erdogon
<yng> lol
? Izambri Left of the middle
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17-set-2018
<Izambri> The Fabulous Journey of Mr. Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit, Across the Wild Land, Through the Dark Forest, Beyond the Misty Mountains. There and Back Again / Ска́зочное путеше́ствие ми́стера Би́льбо Бе́ггинса, Хо́ббита, че́рез ди́кий край, чёрный лес, за тума́нные го́ры. Туда́ и обра́тно
<Izambri> No subtitles, though. But why when you have the Leningrad State Academic Opera and Ballet Theatre's dancers acting as goblins?
<@guitarplayer> why does that cyrillic have accents o_O
<Izambri> that may be one the longest movie titles I've ever seen, by the way
[…]
<Izambri> but that may be the soviet way. Elongate things to improve them
<Izambri> example: people
<Izambri> another example: production time
[…]
<@ayyub> that is a Title
<@guitarplayer> it is almost baroque in length
<@guitarplayer> except a baroque title would basically be the entire first chapter
<@guitarplayer> and telling you how useful the book is
<Izambri>
<Izambri> and suggesting you to search for a new job, change your hairstyle and get a new girlfriend/boyfriend
<@guitarplayer> definitely!
<Izambri> it's only one line or two, so it doesn't matter
<@guitarplayer> and in the end "Printed by royal license by XY at ABC in DEF alley at the sign of the Whatever"
<Izambri> aye
<Izambri> and I would add "ad Rvdolphvs II Romanorvm Imperator"
<Izambri> just because yes
<@guitarplayer> yeah, can't hurt mentioning the Kaiser
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