Translat-o-matic
Anthologica Universe Atlas / Academia / Scriptorium / Translat-o-matic

? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
<@Rhetorica> but now that this is over and i've dropped the ultimate soul-sucking corpse of destiny
<@Doncelame> està dui te adà ai macasatz è ei dallatz naucir is parchimatz naucante syoraveu-n’ànvires nas frau
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peebqwE4VD1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
I've got few buckle of that old william left, 1296.
Ei pereig cot malet n'arteny syet William, 1296.

Quite literal. A more naturally-flowing way to say it could be:

Igença par onts cots malets nas syet William: 1296.
"I still have a few of those old William's buckets: 1296"

Which proves that Bilbo is an old pervert. So Old William is (or was; we don't know what happened to him).

And, as a reference, the original sentence:

"I've a few bottles of the Old Winyards left, 1296"
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
Ска́зочное путеше́ствие ми́стера Би́льбо Бе́ггинса, Хо́ббита, че́рез ди́кий край, чёрный лес, за тума́нные го́ры. Туда́ и обра́тно
The Fabulous Journey of Mr. Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit, Across the Wild Land, Through the Dark Forest, Beyond the Misty Mountains. There and Back Again
Is maredís astiu nas Tl. Bilbo Vetins, is Hòbbit, a tressar na ses Fardes Serdanes, nen is Dorme Murt, entui ses Baseres Brovantes. Ader è gignar-de

If you put the Cyrillic Russian version in Google Translate and select 'English' as the original language and 'Catalan' as the translation language, a special kind of magic is done:

Podeu fer servir les vostres petites propietats a l'aire lliure, a la botiga, a la botiga petita, a la botiga petita o a la botiga. Туда и обратно
"You can use your little properties in open air, in the shop, in the little shop, in the little shop or in the shop. Туда и обратно"
Tondetz aer ses tandres artanyendhes en alfe adratz, ī s'intabre, ī s'intabrell, ī s'intabrell ar ī s'intabre. Туда и обратно

Wonderful.
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
posts: 1228
, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1
message
If you put the Cyrillic Russian version in Google Translate and select 'English' as the original language and 'Catalan' as the translation language, a special kind of magic is done
Sur ze tátuléne Rúsíraphíeye Sirilike idzhénra, apàllo Raftekro Gúgalón, khé manazénra Añglikarha oshalla aporafa mefíán hé Aléspanikarha1 oshalla aporafa mekhían, des mi Haspa solenila saròlla.

_________________________
1. Catalan, lit. "Not Spanish." This term encompasses all Iberian languages except Castilian.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
quoting Rhetorica, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1:
If you put the Cyrillic Russian version in Google Translate and select 'English' as the original language and 'Catalan' as the translation language, a special kind of magic is done
Sur ze tátuléne Rúsíraphíeye Sirilike idzhénra, apàllo Raftekro Gúgalón, khé manazénra Añglikarha oshalla aporafa mefíán hé Aléspanikarha1 oshalla aporafa mekhían, des mi Haspa solenila saròlla.

Bèrs tant aget Aléspanikarha, Amídtale Hiarmentnicatze. Al(e)– im lhaonze a menaveu è lheraimí te se lamne èu ringlia.
Aléspanikarha is a pretty word, Rhetorica. I guess that al(e)– stands for “no, not” and that the language is Lilitika.

_________________________
1. Catalan, lit. "Not Spanish." This term encompasses all Iberian languages except Castilian.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peebt3MIvq1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
Tomatoes makes nice crispy bake.
Gerolascs dant don fozhedatz tresyant.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peebukwK821rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
He's passing to the shadoe lord, he'll soon become a rave like them.
Ès tursany a s'erald aole*, ardenç essardonerai min nafon sam irs.

*aole, writen to imitate *shadoe. The correct form is aule.
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
posts: 1228
, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1
message
quoting Izambri, Duke, the Findible League:
Bèrs tant aget Aléspanikarha, Amídtale Hiarmentnicatze. Al(e)– im lhaonze a menaveu è lheraimí te se lamne èu ringlia.
Aléspanikarha is a pretty word, Rhetorica. I guess that al(e)– stands for “no, not” and that the language is Lilitika.

Zú—alé- + Hispanía + -ika + -arha. Lilitika Ketalàn vóe, dúrafa sotana deke-Doisseia.
Yes—not + Spain + way-of + ACC.F.SING. It's Nomad's Lilitika, the last pre-settlement argolect.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peechaKLrA1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
Ride hard, don't come back.
Moltont mag, mà gignont.

Nice motto.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_pgju10X6Xi1rd9fsko1_640.png
and I am doing the gaelic fucking.
ci laonnaur gaelach im-bbren.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peeciq5m2f1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
Your round to the ladies of the wood. You can't not go back.
Is tandri quès tir ses sandes nas dorme. Mà tondetz tus mà gignar ensorte.

Double negation but with three, not two, negation adverbs, because fuck yes.

Also, what a thing to say to the Fellowship, Haldir. Time to rename the kingdom to 'Brothelorien' I say.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peeckfwND01rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
Do you know how the ox first came to be?
Parms sam sis mardons erissànent tir mindre tost?
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peecosk3sX1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
Cut them out! And stop them till they are found!
Catzarronçont-ris! È estauront-ris ten a donsar-ris!

Contradictory orders. Absurdism. Total lack of logic sense… Now we know why Saruman and his Uruk-hai lost.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
"journal entries suggest terminator 3 apparently committed suicide by driving into a lake maybe that would make a good preftige television mini series"
—Naima
"Ses parses i is dinaci formacent te Terminator 3 v'ambruig auverçadatz cascarpany is tàrson a ont estolh. Toneu atzà ajaimie mine bere quinetàller na torceny tra s'aidetalme"
—Naima
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_phsppiRK7u1rd9fsko1_1280.png
But sir Yoda said I should be born in the future.
Està is tl. Yoda lhet te aime na genir ne s'aitàs.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peecrx6OVe1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
I don't suppose we ever have to see them again.
Mà ruig tus te aimem-ris na gignar a oidar.

tumblr_peecqgymEp1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
We will not depend on Merry or Pippin took death.
Mà vesgançaram en an Merry ar an Pippin travatzs marzs.

Friendship :_____)
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_phsppiRK7u1rd9fsko2_1280.png
Metabolism is what, I believe, hopeless situation.
Empeŀlaritze èu, ruig éu, intunzi sarse domellance.

Well, yes, certain biological reactions can be... troublesome.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peecykZlcV1rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
The time of the Oak have come.
Is pars na s'Abroc èu assarvatz.
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
tumblr_peecu71kt51rd9fsko1_1280.jpg
Filthy with love.
Broutheb hui aminth
? Izambri Left of the middle
posts: 831
, Duke, the Findible League
message
"There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."
    —Daria Morgendorffer
"Mà ic ai tuc carist, tuc teudure, tuc massald daitarn te mà tonde mesteretz man foghe."
    —Daria Morgendorffer