The thread for quick-o-matic translation challenges! Any text that is not too long or difficult to translate can go here. Famous or funny quotes and small pieces of witty dialogue are very welcome.

Examples of "texts that are not too long":

    • Poems (haiku and longer).
    • Famous or funny quotes.
    • Famous texts like J R R Tolkien's Ring Poem or the introductions to Homer's the Iliad and the Odyssey.
    • Song lyrics.
    • Bad translations of movies (bootleg Chinese DVD's subtitles and the like).