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? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Cev: "The phonology and morphology of Halfway River Beaver"
Cev: there's a language called Halfway River Beaver
Cev: what are these named by a random word generator?

Cev: "An Oregon mom charged with one count of murder, five counts of murder by abuse and one count of second-degree assault in the death of her 4-year-old son."
Cev: Wait, how can you be charged with 6 separate counts of murder of one person?
Zayk: Gays are worth more to liberals than the average human being.

slereah: I wonder why the samoyeds are such happy dogs.
slereah: Was there a special happy breeding?
slereah: Maybe they shot all the sad dogs.

Nesescosac: I woke up from sleep because I was dreaming about avocados, and now I can't stop thinking about them.
Rhetorica: That sounds disturbing.
Nesescosac: Doesn't help neither that I'm doing Yucatec homework so avocados feature in the example sentences.
Nessari: I'm sorry to have to break this to you like this Nes, but you're pregnant.
Nesescosac: Am I going to have an avocado baby?
Nessari: I don't know, have you been sleeping with avacados lately?