In a hypothetical ad campaign, I have proposed that this be the theme song for anthologica:
This has a somewhat revolutionary tone — and very upbeat to be sure — indicating that the party is moving over here, and that "the club is jumpin' jumpin'." (Don't disregard the reference to the ever popular "-in'," indicating descriptivist pride in the colloquial maintenance of the Germanic participle.)
Some selections from the lyrics:
"Ladies leave yo man at home / The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown" - Clearly a reference to leaving the unwanted back at the old forums as we move on to da club
"It's 11 : 30 and the club is jumpin' jumpin'" — Nuff said
"The party aint gon stop / So let's make it hot hot!" — A call for initiative!
"You parlaying at the hottest spot tonight" — We all know the etymology of parlay...
Visual ads could feature the following star twerkers:
Rhetorica as Beyoncé
Cev as Kelly Rowland
pthag as LaTavia Roberson
YaaliAnnar as LaToya Luckett
Of course, I'm supposed to leave the option open for other proposals.