Yes. Although I'm not sure I can twerk hard enough to keep up with Beyoncé.

General constraint on the poll: you can vote and submit only once, and you can only vote for others' entries. This should, hopefully, keep the dimensionality bearable. Here's my proposal, approved by Pthag:



A simple instrumental offering anthemic highs, furious lows, and generally manic-depressive behaviour, all key traits of many great conlangers.