Diplomacy- Obscene Edition
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? Pthagnar Benedictine Ovulation
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, Quaestor, Hole of Aspiration
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? Hālian :(
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, Alípteza, Florida
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pthagnar++
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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, 侯, Dalian, China
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*dingdingding*

...aaaaaand certain persons have missed the deadline. I'll be nice because we stand to suspend deadlines anyways due to Halian's unfortunate situation but in future there will be civil unrest.

*stare*
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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Results for Spring, 1901 (Movement):
Austria:
A BUD → RUM
F TRI holds
A VIE → GAL BOUNCED (A WAR → GAL)

England:
F EDI → NTH
A LVP → YOR
F LON → ENG

France:
F BRE → PIC
A MAR → SPA
A PAR → BUR

Germany:
A BER → KIE
F KIE → DEN
A MUN → RUH

Italy:
F NAP → ION
A VEN → TYR
A ROM → VEN

Russia:
F STP holds
A MOS → UKR
F SEV → BLA BOUNCED (F ANK → BLA)
A WAR → GAL BOUNCED (A VIE → GAL)

Turkey:
F ANK → BLA BOUNCED (F SEV → BLA)
A CON → BUL
A SMY → CON

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The next deadline would be on 06/22 12:00 UTC but due to Halian's predicament I will not strictly enforce it; you are nonetheless encouraged to act as if I was doing so.
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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quoting Pthagnar:
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? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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I've apparently temporarily overthrown the Sublime Porte in a bolshevik coup. So talk to me, landed worth-sucking oppressors.
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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Because ze show must go on (and other players were complaining), Nessari is Head of the Supreme Soviet of Turkey until the Sultan can reassume control of his state (i.e. Halian is back).

For this reason the deadline has been reactivated, but moved up by eight hours to 20:00 UTC today.
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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Or tomorrow if you're on most of the good side.
? thelettermu posts: 262
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quoting Nessari:
Or tomorrow if you're on most of the good side.

Or in Murkia.
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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quoting meficat:
quoting Nessari:
Or tomorrow if you're on most of the good side.

Or in Murkia.

Oppressor Hapsburg lackey!
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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Order Results for Fall 1901:

Austria:
A RUM > SER BOUNCED, A RUM is DISLODGED
F TRI holds
A VIE supports F TRI

England:
F ENG > BEL
F NTH convoys A YOR > NWY
A YOR (> NTH) > NWY

France:
A BUR > MUN BOUNCED
F PIC supports F ENG > BEL
A SPA > POR

Germany:
F DEN holds
A KIE holds
A RUH > MUN BOUNCED

Italy:
F ION > GRE
A TYR > TRI BOUNCED
A VEN supports A TRY > TRI

Russia:
F SEV > RUM
F STP/SC > BOT
A UKR supports F SEV > RUM
A WAR > GAL

Turkey:
A BUL > SER BOUNCED
A CON > BUL FAILED
A ANK > CON FAILED

This gives us the following results:
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All retreat orders for dislodged units must be in by 12:00 UTC tomorrow, the 24.06.
Since the only retreat is Austria and he doesn't really have many options I will lump the build phase in with that and require build orders by the same time.

Builds:
England: 2 France: 1 Germany: 1 Italy: 1 Austria: 0 Russia: 1 Turkey: 1
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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Retreat F 1901

Austria:
A RUM > BUD

Build 1901

England:
Build F LON
Build F EDI

France:
Build A MAR

Germany:
Build A MUN

Italy:
Build F NAP

Russia:
Build A STP

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It is Spring 1902. You have until 12:00 UTC 26.06.2013 to hand in your orders.
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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Miekko has requested and been granted an extension of six hours to 18:00 UTC. If orders aren't in by midnight my time (i.e. 16:00 UTC), however, I can't update before tomorrow night so the deadline is best understood as 16:00 26.06. if possible, otherwise 12:00 27.06.
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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CAPITALIST PIGDOGS YOU REQUIRE THE REVOLUTION TO MOVE OUR ARMIES WHEN WE ARE FACILITATING THE PROLETARIAT TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYOUS PATH OF SOCIALISM

OF COURSE YOU ARE!

*breaks out into The Internationale unexpectedly*

I AM SORRY FOR THAT'S UNEXPECTEDNESS, CAPITALIST PIGDOGS, BUT NOT FOR THE GREAT TRUTH WHICH THOSE WORDS PROCLAIM
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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Moves for Spring 1902

Austria:
F TRI > ALB BOUNCED
A BUD > SER
A VIE > BOH

England:
F LON > ENG
F BEL supports F LON > ENG
F NTH supports F LON > ENG
F EDI > NRW
A NOR > SWE BOUNCED

France:
A POR > SPA
A BUR > MUN BOUNCED
A MAR holds
A PIC holds

Germany:
A KIE > HOL
A BER > KIE
A RUH > MUN BOUNCED
F DEN holds

Italy:
F GRE > ALB BOUNCED
F NAP > ION
A TYR holds
A VEN holds

Russia: F BOT > SWE BOUNCED
A UKR supports A GAL to hold
A GAL holds
A STP holds

Turkey:
F ANK > BLA
A CON holds
A BUL holds
A SMY holds

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It is Fall 1902. You have until 30.06.2014 12:00 UTC to submit move orders.
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Guize. I’ll not be able to be on the Net for the until next Saturday because I’ll literally be away from civilization.

Anyone want to take over Thedeland while I'm going?

Aaaactually I'll be away again on the next next week. So maybe take after it until it finishes?
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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England:
A NWY > SWE BOUNCED
F ENG > BRE
F NTH supports F BEL
F BEL holds
F NWG > NAO

Austria:
CIVIL UNREST
All units hold

France:
A MAR BUR
A BUR RUH
F PIC supports A BEL FAILED: order invalid, unit holds instead
A SPA holds

Germany:
A RUH > MUN
A KIE holds
A HOL holds
F DEN holds

Italy:
CIVIL UNREST
All units hold

Russia:
A UKR > SEV
F RUM supports A UKR > SEV CUT, unit is DISLODGED and DESTROYED due to lack of retreat options
F BOT > SWE BOUNCED
A STP holds
A GAL holds


Turkey:
F BLA > RUM
A BUL supports F BLA > RUM
A SMY holds
A CON holds

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It is Fall, 1902. Build orders in by 01.07.2014 12:00 UTC. Builds: Austria 1; England 1; France 0; Germany 1; Italy 0; Russia 0; Turkey 1
? dhok posts: 235
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Um, hello? I only failed to send in orders because I thought we were waiting until we could find a replacement Germany!
? Radius C / 2π
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Oy. If that is in fact the case, it would be exceedingly unfair for the GM not to at least permit Tunis (should that be Italy's desire).
? Pthagnar Benedictine Ovulation
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the gm has been very lax about deadlines [eg. the last one], but  always said how far he was extending it. he did not say anything about extending it further, and given the charity already offered, assuming more is taking the piss.
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