quoting Zontas:
Because I have money, christ don't you know this is my older brother's computer? Mine broke a while back. Remember.
Pity. But I am poor as well, don't be sad. Though the price of the cheapest tablet computer here (in Poland, duh) is around 200 zł (ca. € 50) and I could afford it.
(And Android is still better than OSX/iOS.)