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? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<Slereah_> I don't know why parents have it so tough answering how babies are made
<Slereah_> You just say "Man I dunno I wasn't there"
<Slereah_> "Go ask your mom"
<guitarplayer> and mom says "go ask dad"
<Slereah_> The perfect plan
<Nessari> until the kid asks when they're together
<Cev> Then the mom can just say "No, go ask your REAL dad"
<Slereah_> Or then you both say
<Slereah_> "I thought you knew!"
<Slereah_> And then you tell the kid that it goes all the way to the top
<Slereah_> He must ask the president

<slereah> "Unlike traditional Judaism, which provides a set of detailed guidelines called halakha that are scrupulously followed by observant Jews and regulate many aspects of life,[4] Frank claimed that "all laws and teachings will fall"[5] and asserted that one's most important personal obligation was the transgression of every boundary.[6]"
<slereah> I like that man!
<slereah> "Zevi himself would perform actions that violated traditional Jewish taboos, such as eating fats that were forbidden by Jewish dietary laws and celebrating former fast days as feast days."
<slereah> Wait
<slereah> Was he a prophet or just a fat guy
<slereah> Sounds more like the actions of a fat guy

<slereah> 106  He delivered them to him, "My son, let them whirl!"
<slereah> p. cool quote
<slereah> 93  His members were incomprehensibly wonderful,
<slereah> heheheh
<slereah> 95  Four were his eyes, four his ears,
<slereah> 96  Flame shot forth as he moved his lips.
<slereah> 97  His four ears grew large,
<slereah> 93  And his eyes likewise took in everything.
<slereah> Oh god
<slereah> ALIENS
<slereah> 159  After Qingu was elevated and had acquired the power of Anuship,
<slereah> What is an anus hip
<Cev> Sounds pretty self-explanatory to me.
<neek|family> I mean, it's not anus chest. Or anus hand. Or anus face.
<neek|family> Anus hip is right.
<guitarplayer> artificial anus~
<slereah> ur an anus face
<Cev> You're an anus butt.
<Cev> You have a butt with an anus that poops out poop.
<Cev> And you do it on purpose.
<slereah> Well, not always on purpose
<slereah> For several years I did it through no agency of my own
<Cev> No excuses!
<neek|family> He's referring 2007-2011.
<neek|family> It was during the darkest time of his fiber addiction.
<slereah> Well to be fair
<slereah> It was Obama's fault
<slereah> THANKS OBAMA *poops mah pants*


Slereah. He's a pretty funny guy.