So I can't get Windows Chrome or Safari to connect. I originally had actual reasons for doing this, but they're gone now and it's just curiosity driving me at this point to find out why these won't work. It's not WINE because Firefox.exe works perfectly fine, and I've got no trouble at all on the native browsers
1. Chrome's installer can't start its file download, and Safari just sits there.
Any useful thoughts?
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1. It's highly amusing to tab out of Chromium to read GoogleUpdate saying it can't find the Internet.