What works for me is being as boring in fashion as I can: I give you Torco's fashion advice for men

a) find a shop that's cheap and sells shit your size
b) dress shirts, buy in bulk
c) gray or black pants, lots
d) jackets: never enough jackets: you'll never use 9/10ths of them but regardless they are awesome
e) black pants go with any shirt: this is scientifically proven fact which comes down from the lips of the LORD.

boom.
yeah, I guess guys do have it easier? thank you patriarchy.