What the fuck kind of autocorrect is that and why do you even have it turned on? I live in a world without autocorrect. and T9 phones. It's like an alternate universe kind of, which maybe means that I'm the evil twin?

And in the other universe, the me is cisgender, and kind of tomboyish and has bangs, and is a vegetarian, and has a bunch of tattoos and snakebite piercings and is totally comfortable with her sexuality.