quoting Tercüman-ı Hakikat:Sevastopol explodes as numerous vodka stocks set alight; thousands more tons "unaccounted for".
Italian fleets move on southeast Mediterranean sparking fears of Franco-Italian naval invasion. Admirals reply "It's only Italy, what are they going t... oh shit."
Bulgarian U-turn over military presence, now considered "bad vibes", "a real downer".
March on Moscow fails, armydrunkoverconfident.