quoting Matrix, Conversational Speaker:

Sa Avstron Crandav Flurìda avyaa. Fan es ardony, ìt vìrcav mìd aalaz ìst.
The East Coast has Florida. Categorically, it must be the worst.

quoting Hallow XIII, Monsignor of Crows at Basel:

Puloritap ŋkiŋtipariwehkam yantkamwa ŋawemwa tant ok yantab. Ota eswep horkatanib.
Florida is no coast because it's a peninsula. It's its own shit place.