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Maybe some of these will be funny.
[17:01:32] <dhok> does anyone know where I can buy cat hair in bulk
[21:19:48] <dhok> my only real episode of sexual experimentation in college thus far
[21:19:54] <dhok> involved my roommate's girlfriend's boobs
[21:20:45] <dhok> i felt and still feel quite guilty about the incident, it was sleazy
[21:20:48] <Zayk> does this include porn?
[21:21:02] <dhok> no, it involves me being dared to fondle her boobs and doing so
[21:21:21] <dhok> we also played strip poker once, I was the only one who stripped all the way because I thought it would be funny to lose on purpose
[21:21:22] <Nortaneous> ...
[21:21:59] <dhok> then we called a friend of mine who was something of an old flame
[21:22:00] <dhok> or at least I did
[21:22:04] <dhok> i thought it would be funny
[21:22:14] <dhok> it turned out I called her on the one-year anniversary of her father's death
[21:22:15] <Yatalac> ...
[21:22:16] <dhok> but she was amused
[21:22:23] <Yatalac> ......
[21:22:38] <dhok> apparently I saved her from feeling too awful
[21:36:33] <dhok> i'll tell you right now, the three love letters right here on my desk ain't addressed to eddy
[21:36:47] <dhok> unless eddy is a "beautiful, brilliant, melancholy muse of the night"
[17:20:45] <Legion> vowels must assimilate to the culture of the root vowels
[17:20:50] <Legion> or they get beaten and deported
[21:25:33] <Cev> Pizza delivery guy will be here soon
[21:25:39] <Cev> I'm gonna ask him if he speaks Bachi.
[21:25:51] <Cev> What I really need is a delivery guy who knows the binary language of moisture evaporators.
[21:26:00] <Cev> But the last one was just a specialist in etiquette and protocol.
[17:28:51] <H13> I read a blog post (?) about that and I am inclined to misappropriate it as an argument against feminism
[17:28:55] <H13> ......
[17:29:00] <H13> *the death penalty
[17:29:07] <H13> what the flying fuck
[17:35:01] <Legion> a common typo
[14:37] <soul_manse> cev: unfortunately, it has been proven than removing sin from any equation is impossible.
[14:37] <soul_manse> at least according to the calvinist theory of mathematics.
[17:01:32] <dhok> does anyone know where I can buy cat hair in bulk
[21:19:48] <dhok> my only real episode of sexual experimentation in college thus far
[21:19:54] <dhok> involved my roommate's girlfriend's boobs
[21:20:45] <dhok> i felt and still feel quite guilty about the incident, it was sleazy
[21:20:48] <Zayk> does this include porn?
[21:21:02] <dhok> no, it involves me being dared to fondle her boobs and doing so
[21:21:21] <dhok> we also played strip poker once, I was the only one who stripped all the way because I thought it would be funny to lose on purpose
[21:21:22] <Nortaneous> ...
[21:21:59] <dhok> then we called a friend of mine who was something of an old flame
[21:22:00] <dhok> or at least I did
[21:22:04] <dhok> i thought it would be funny
[21:22:14] <dhok> it turned out I called her on the one-year anniversary of her father's death
[21:22:15] <Yatalac> ...
[21:22:16] <dhok> but she was amused
[21:22:23] <Yatalac> ......
[21:22:38] <dhok> apparently I saved her from feeling too awful
[21:36:33] <dhok> i'll tell you right now, the three love letters right here on my desk ain't addressed to eddy
[21:36:47] <dhok> unless eddy is a "beautiful, brilliant, melancholy muse of the night"
[17:20:45] <Legion> vowels must assimilate to the culture of the root vowels
[17:20:50] <Legion> or they get beaten and deported
[21:25:33] <Cev> Pizza delivery guy will be here soon
[21:25:39] <Cev> I'm gonna ask him if he speaks Bachi.
[21:25:51] <Cev> What I really need is a delivery guy who knows the binary language of moisture evaporators.
[21:26:00] <Cev> But the last one was just a specialist in etiquette and protocol.
[17:28:51] <H13> I read a blog post (?) about that and I am inclined to misappropriate it as an argument against feminism
[17:28:55] <H13> ......
[17:29:00] <H13> *the death penalty
[17:29:07] <H13> what the flying fuck
[17:35:01] <Legion> a common typo
[14:37] <soul_manse> cev: unfortunately, it has been proven than removing sin from any equation is impossible.
[14:37] <soul_manse> at least according to the calvinist theory of mathematics.