With all respect to Matrix, fuck that shit. He's had his time in the limelight.
I've wanted to feature a conlang for a while, and now that pthagnar has the dictionary here (seventh place!) I think that makes it valid to nominate
Shapshiruckish for the next featured creation, because it is q frankly not only a good conlang but also a good subversion of conlanging.
If all are in favor I would ask pthagnar to provide a suitable paragraph for the front page. We can use the nice stickman for a picture.