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? dhok posts: 235
, Alkali Metal, Norman, United States
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I'm posting these tonight with the intention of translating them into Classical Quazian tomorrow morning. They cover a wide range of grammatical and semantic situations and may provide amusing example sentences for your reference grammars.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Most Trees Are Blue

I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum.

I Build Pyramids Constantly

I Feel Like People Who Look Similar Act Similar.

You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands

...But I'm Seriously Here Not Like One Of Those I'm Here For You's That Everybody Says.

...The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

Once You Go In You Always Come Out Alive
? Matrix Chronicler of the Myriad
posts: 216
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Southlandic:

Gvèhow vèrnondreal.PL.ACC aalbraalondmirror.PL.ACC kan,can.PRES.IND afterafter nenot vèrondreal.PL.NOM tato unserd1PL.POSS avgaanaaeye.PL vesonjbe.PTCP ìst?be.PRES.IND.3

Mìkaalondmuch.PL.NOM trevaatree.PL blèvnondblue.PL.ACC ìst.be.PRES.IND.3
? Rhetorica Your Writing System Sucks
posts: 1292
, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1
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Lemperi Zelinivoes Liska Nai Da Suryu Truai Seyi Alya Zelinivoes
Lempereimirror-N.PL.NOM zelinivóestruth-SET-GEN-be-3PL.AOR lískawhy/how naicould da,Q suryúif-ADV trúaieye-F.PL.NOM seyi1-N.PL.GEN alyaNEG zelinivóestruth-SET-GEN-be-3PL.AOR (nai)?(could)


Rezi Kevleri Zipa Voes Soka
Rezimost kevleraitracheophyte.F.PL.NOM zípablue.F.ADJ vóesbe-3PL.AOR soka.GNO


Kanti Bedaki Lesatase Sefri Keli Talite Des Ehite Rezunti Bedaki Lesosa Luneqra Keli Jokoni L Mimoe Alaifoinenosa Rekyosa Soka
Kantipure 'bedakiwater-NAT.PL.ACC lesatasédrink-PERF-1SG.PRS sefrísufficiently keligreat talitetime desthus éhitethat.when rezuntinormal 'bedakiwater-NAT.PL.ACC lesòsa,drink-1SG.AOR lúnehaqralike-that-ACC keligreat zhokónishard-ARTIF.PL.ACC ilof mímoealuminum alaifoinenòsaswallow-PROG-1SG.AOR rekhyòsafeel-1SG.AOR sôka.GNO


Oxonekloni Dustebosa Nohenedis Soka
oksonekhlónipyramidal_tower-ARTIF.PL.ACC dústebòsaconstruct-1.SG.AOR nohenédisconstantly soka.GNO
? Nannalu ኦለ ሄኢኪለ
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, Juvenis, UK, United Kingdom
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Qhɯ̃̀ng:

Khõq kã́e èɯt.
Most trees are blue.
? kusuri posts: 37
, Possibly the Bosonest Boson to ever be a Boson in CO, USA, EARTH, MWAY, UNIV ever.
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Most Trees Are Blue
Ŋaakk Sahan Djaab Kähä
blue NOM.MISC.S.WHOLE.DEF most tree

More when I figure out this lang's verbs.
? masako posts: 206
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ke itom maha'u nila
Most Trees Are Blue

That's hilarious.
? Travis B. posts: 603
, Crystallogen, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Šēlə sìxə ḥóyiphä.
[ʂèːlɨ sèχə ħɔ́jiphə]
Šēlətree-M.ABS.P sìxəmost-INDF.M.P ḥóyiphä.PRED-blue-IND.ABS.3.P
Most trees are blue.
? kusuri posts: 37
, Possibly the Bosonest Boson to ever be a Boson in CO, USA, EARTH, MWAY, UNIV ever.
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How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Wihhútirva tsútsayaau ssírsitatr gavaikláá hináá tatú ssírsuyutatr hu?
Wihhútirvawhat-way<INST> tsútsayaaumirror-PL ssírsitatrbe.real<can>ADJ gavaiklááwe<POSS>PL hinááhere-PL tatúpossibility-ADV ssírsuyutatrbe.real<could.not>ADJ hunot?
? Rhetorica Your Writing System Sucks
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, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1
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Koa Éqra Stei Súnei Lútheluvéya Entrúózi Lútheluvéya Wissogózi Okheshòsa Saka
koaAPPROX éqrathat-ACC steiperson-PL.N.NOM súneiwhich-PL.N.NOM lútheluvéyasimilar-ADV.N entrúózilook_at-3.PL.AOR.PASS lútheluvéyasimilar-ADV.N wissogóziperform-3.PL.AOR.PASS okheshòsaemote-1.SG.AOR saka.GNO