I'm posting these tonight with the intention of translating them into Classical Quazian tomorrow morning. They cover a wide range of grammatical and semantic situations and may provide amusing example sentences for your reference grammars.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Most Trees Are Blue

I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum.

I Build Pyramids Constantly

I Feel Like People Who Look Similar Act Similar.

You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands

...But I'm Seriously Here Not Like One Of Those I'm Here For You's That Everybody Says.

...The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

Once You Go In You Always Come Out Alive