Jei Aluohein! Faqal! ^{(Imperial Salanjan)}
Oh gods! My eyes!

(Actually, that was pretty good—although you glossed it obtusely; the first word is actually 'this'. The -ivé construction is prototypically reserved for adjectives, but for various circular reasons involving a chain of null-reducing suffices you can technically use it with a noun too. I'd still probably say "Lilitikas vis" myself, though.)