[ˈɛ̀ ˈtɕʰĩ̯ɛ̃́ ˈfɘ̀ːɡ̊ɐʁˤ ˈɒ́ ˈɒ̀w ə ˈtʃʰẽ̀ːtʃ d̥ə ˈɡ̊ʁʷĩ̯ɛ̃̀ːmɐʁˤ ɐ ˈd̥ɘ̀s ˈɘ̃̀ːɡ̊ɰəʃ ˈvʁˤæ̌ːjɘɾi]

(This is close enough to present-day English that it should be understandable. It also does not have an orthography of its own.)