quoting Travis B., Transition Metal, Milwaukee, Wisconsin:

[ˈɛ̀ ˈtɕʰĩ̯ɛ̃́ ˈfɘ̀ːɡ̊ɐʁˤ ˈɒ́ ˈɒ̀w ə ˈtʃʰẽ̀ːtʃ d̥ə ˈɡ̊ʁʷĩ̯ɛ̃̀ːmɐʁˤ ɐ ˈd̥ɘ̀s ˈɘ̃̀ːɡ̊ɰəʃ ˈvʁˤæ̌ːjɘɾi]

I(?) ??? forgot all(?) how(?) ??? change(?) the(?) grammar of this English variety(?)
Um, yeah. About that understandability...