quoting Serafín, 番, Canada:
danne xuxattir gatelaviver idanne italika uldur · seivar taalis viita kishani
I think hwhatting is analyzing "Tel Aviv" as if it were Italic. You know, tālis vīta.
You're close; I often jokingly substitute "Tel Aviv" for "C'est la vie." (I know a lot of people who do that, but I see that it hasn't spread to this forum.)
(Wit mai's naudi dichten aina warra pró dichtai tar Tautisci, nuc nés mai wistun.)(PRTC PRON.1SG-DAT be-PRES.ACT.3SG.CLIT Need-NOM.SG make-INF one-N.PL.NOM word-PL.NOM for saying(VN)-SG.DAT that-N.SG-GEN tautisca-ADV, but NEG-be-PRES.ACT.3SG PRON.1SG-DAT time-SG.NOM)
(I need to create some words to say that in Tautisca, but I don't have the time.)