<Cev> I just saw Mad Max
<Cev> it was good
<Cev> though it didn't have Thomas Kretschmann
<Slereah> Cev
<Slereah> Did it have Master Blaster
<Slereah> And also who ran Barter Town
<Smaug> Master Blaster can never be shown in a movie again because the characters belittle midgets and giant retards
<Slereah> Smaug Master Blaster is all about overcoming your handicaps with teamwork


<slereah> I am still waiting for a Gilgamesh movie
<slereah> And the role of Utnapushtim is Russel Crow
<Cev> slereah: only if it's narrated by Patrick Stewart
<slereah> It would be a great series of Bronze Age movies
<Cev> I think they need to create a movie that links "Noah" and "The Scorpion King" together into one canon
<Cev> Gilgamesh could go to Egypt and meet The Rock as Pharaoh Scorpion and then later go see Russell Crow as Utnapishtim
<pthagnar> maybe he could go to china too
<pthagnar> or... harappa
<slereah> Also maybe
<slereah> An Egyptian story
<miekko> they need to create a movie that links "Noah" and "Doctor Who"
<slereah> And one of the actor is the dude from the Mummy???
<Cev> Arnold Vosloo?
<slereah> yes
<slereah> Let's find all the greatest bronze age movie actors and put them all in the same movie
<pthagnar> okay
<pthagnar> so long as they are played by real bronze age people
<pthagnar> bronze age people are poor and oppressed
<pthagnar> they need role models


<Cev> Thry's post..
<Cev> "lol gays oppressing Christians xD when the problem is that their religion's heteronormative and gender prescriptivist views are still relevant for the legality of marriages, burials etc in the first place, we can do way better."?
<Cev> burials?
<Cev> Are Christians trying to outlaw gay funerals?
<Cev> what?
<Cev> BURIAL IS A SACRED BOND BETWEEN A MAN AND THE GROUND
<pthagnar> a cloud
<pthagnar> of associations
<Cev> IT'S ADAM AND ADAMAH, NOT ADAM AND ADAM †


<Smaug> imagine if WWIII happened and all we had left of American history was Zinn's book and Bill O'Reilly's books about Lincoln and JFK


<YaaliAnnar> Sweet, I found online bible in 17th century Indonesian.
<slereah> 17th century indonesia didn't have the internet
<slereah> It's probably fake
<H13> SAMUEL LEREAH
<H13> FACTCHECKER
<H13> EXTRAORDINAIRE
<H13> *guitar solo*


<Seraphinus> 2in takfuruu, fa-sa-ta2kulu-kum-u n-naaru 'If you disbelieve, hell-fire will consume you.'
<Seraphinus> nothing to wonder at here, it's just a Classical Arabic textbook teaching how to form conditional sentences
<Seraphinus> (From Thackston's Introduction to Koranic and Classical Arabic, page 126)






(† Yeah I know it's gauche to quote yourself, but I couldn't resist sharing that hebrew-english pun I made there...)