< H13> nort for president imo
< H13> morganston/yarvin 2028
< nort> as president, i will:
< nort> * retire all government employees
< nort> * shut down harvard and redistribute its endowment to registered members of my party
< nort> * appoint taylor swift to the supreme court
< nort> * and ted nugent
< nort> * prod russia and/or china into a land war in asia
< nort> * issue an executive order to have massive 24-hour government-run parties with free beer and weed in every major city, every election day
< nort> * deliver the state of the union in full corpsepaint, with a pile of nude models as a podium
< nort> * nuke massachusetts