<@Rhetorica> okay working on the spambots yes sorry
<@Rhetorica> i started on that a while ago but some other stuff popped up
<@Rhetorica> dead grandfather, mostly
<guitarplayer> condolences
<@Rhetorica> but now that this is over and i've dropped the ultimate soul-sucking corpse of destiny
<@Rhetorica> i totally really totally promise it'll be done today, for some definition of today
<H13> not to be rude
<H13> but are you talking about your grandfather
<H13> or
<@Rhetorica> yes i will get you the code
<@Rhetorica> oh
<@Rhetorica> sorry
<@Rhetorica> course
<@Rhetorica> not corpse
<@Rhetorica> easy typo


<Cev> so I've been reading about pirates
<Cev> and annoyed by how many things the Pirates of the Caribbean movie apparently DIDN'T make up
<Cev> like there apparently really was a Brethren Court
<Cev> and a Pirate Code
<Cev> that was actually laid down by a pirate named Bartholomew
<Cev> <_<
<Slereah> What about pirate magic
<Cev> Next I'm gonna read somewhere that the East India Company really had a giant kraken at their disposal.
<Slereah> No it was mostly just opium
<Slereah> RELEASE THE OPIUM


<Slereah_> http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/The+inside+of+a+kangaroo+pouch+is+a+womb+that+s+_d90bf4a92c74bc25f7208581b10b1591.jpg
<Slereah_> Aaaah
<Slereah_> Baby roos are always a bit spooky
<Slereah_> I wonder what the abortion debate would look like if we were marsupials
<Slereah_> Where the fetus is just hanging around


<Slereah> "To avoid FBI attention and prosecution, the modern Mafia also outsources a lot of its work to other criminal groups, such as motorcycle gangs."
<Slereah> Stealing jobs away from hard working american gangsters


<Cev> I wonder what Jumanji does if it's played by two tribal guys from the Congo
<Cev> do like, cars come out of it?
<Slereah> They wouldn't even notice
<Slereah> For them every day is being chased by rhinos and being shot at by white men


<Slereah> Comment sections on Al Jazeera are pretty tense
<Slereah> Even the article on gravitational waves is full of comments about palestine
<miekko> gravity is a thing the jews invented to hold the palestinians down