In 514 BC, the turants Hippias and Hipparchus were assassinated. One thing led to another, and Boeotia became the ruling power of Ancient Greece, and led to a Modern Greek verie different from what we know.

((Note: Use of χ and ψ for /kʰ/ is inconsistent, sorry. The canonical spelling is ψ and I should use that universally, but I tend to forget a lot.))

Links to Weyötiss material on the forums: translatomatic, vegetal meme