(from a couple notepad documents I had lying around— some of them might be repeats)

<guitarplayer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PiZ9NDX44
<Cev> Remember when Salmoneus said that this was probably the most popular and well-remembered song from this movie?
<Legion> Salmoneus is basically Typical Mind Fallacy Man
<Legion> bitten by a radioactive autist, he has all the powers of not realising other people are not him


<Slereah> Why don't they arrest everyone with a weird name in Gotham City
<Slereah> If you are called Strange
<Slereah> Bam
<Slereah> Straight to jail


<pthag> is this like how that thread was changed from 'no sirdanilots' to 'everyone is welcome'
<pthag> which universal love was only made possible by the casting of sirdanilot into thr desert
<pthag> and providing us with a salutary example of how people stop being people when u dont let them in
<Cev> The hungry gods must be appeased.
<Zayk> Hungary has gods?
<CUM_SIURAN> lol not anymore #christianizedMotherfucker


<@vlad> I didn't realize we had more than one species of ibis
<Cev> Why are your birds all gigantic, vlad?
<@vlad> island gigantism?
<Cev> I think Australia might be too big for that
<@vlad> maybe that's also island gigantism


<Slereah> the holocaust would be a whole lot funnier if the gas chamber was just Hitler farting in a tube


<Slereah> It's kinda weird
<Slereah> Marvel movies are all fun and DC movies are all gritty
<Slereah> But on TV it's reversed
<Cev> Yeah I know
<Cev> I'm of the opinion that in both cases gritty is probably better
<Slereah> Well, Daredevil is probably better, yes
<Slereah> Although I think it's just because Flash is handled poorly
<Cev> They also differ in that
<Cev> for DC they're not in canon with each other
<Cev> there's a movie universe and a tv universe
<Cev> Like Superman is in the tv universe but he's not played by Henry Cavill
<Slereah> It would be great tho
<Slereah> If the TV Flash joined the Movie Superman
<Cev> Do you want to see Batfleck fight Gorilla Grodd?
<Slereah> Yes
<Slereah> Yes I do
<Cev> Me too
<Slereah> Do you bleed
<Slereah> gorilla blood
<Slereah> You will


<Radius> With swizzle sticks and thistle sixths with widths this thick, Luther's sleuths thwart Seth's sixth sick sphynx.


<Cev> "The average American is 33 pounds heavier than the average Frenchman"
<Cev> :-[
<Zayk> but like
<Whimemsz> it's not fair, Legion is bringing the French average way down


<Cev> bah
<Legion> Cev the sheep
<Legion> or raher
<Legion> Cev, the angriest sheep in the world
<Legion> I'd watch that
<Legion> it's like about this sheep trying to build a sheep pen
<Legion> but he doesn't have opposable thumbs so he can't
<Legion> so he gets so angry and wants to burn the whole farm down
<Legion> but he still doesn't have opposable hands so he still can't
<Legion> so he wants to genocide the jews but etc
<Legion> the punchline is always lack of opposable thumbs thwarting his attempts
<Legion> also all the other sheep are stupid
<Legion> because they're sheep


<Zayk> wow
<Zayk> African Union is going to start a Schengen thing
<Cev> UGANDEXIT
<Cev> UGANDEXIT
<Cev> UGANDEXIT
<Zayk> I expect more an #Exypt'
<Cev> That's pretty good yeah
<Cev> Letsgotho
<Cev> Botswannaleave
<Cev> CYaTomorocco
<Zayk> #Senego
<Cev> ZimbabwaveGoodbye
<Zayk> #SouthOutfrica
<Zayk> #SudanSulong
<Cev> ImmaGola
<Cev> Maleave
<Zayk> #SãoTomeAndPeaceOut
<Cev> Cote d'Aurevoir
<Zayk> #MADagascar
<Zayk> #KenyaLeaveUsAlone
<Cev> NeverAguinea
<Zayk> #Cango
<Zayk> #Byeundi
<Cev> ZamByea
<Zayk> #BeninAfricaNoLongerWannaBeHere
<Zayk> #Djiboutusout
<Cev> timeTogo
<Zayk>
<miekko> Zayk: just DjibOUTi
<miekko> #SierraLeGONE
<Cev> #i'mGHANAleave
<Cev> #buRUNdi
<miekko> #leSortie could work
<miekko> I think Sudan should go for #SuDONE
<Cev> CentraLEAVEricanRepublic


<H13> well anyway I'm very susceptible to the sunk cost fallacy so I will keep on doing this
<Slereah> Well I spent so long believing in the sunken cost fallacy
<Slereah> It's bound to be right at some point


<twanh> how old is lyndon johnson
<kaakitwitaasota> dead
<twanh> that's old


<@Slereah_> I like how in the 19th century people believed in evolution, but like
<@Slereah_> Believed that they came from better monkeys
<@Slereah_> Depending on race
<@Slereah_> The whiteman came from the honest hardworking chimpanzee
<@Slereah_> The chinaman from the mysterious orang outan
<@Slereah_> While the negro came from the savage gorilla
<@Cev> The library has a couple old books about race published in the 1920s
<@Cev> They look like a total hoot but I've always been a little hesitent to check them out
<@Cev> Not sure how well it would go checking "ON THE DEGENERATION OF THE NEGRO AND OTHER PRIMITIVE RACES" out with the librarian
<@Cev> also what if she's a cute librarian? :SSS
<@Slereah_> but what if she's a cute racist librarian


<Slereah_> What are the most recent battles that people reenact
<Slereah_> Is there a Syrian Reenactment Society


<@ayyub> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15283962_10212064231308847_9043895584514745219_n.jpg?oh=e9311f13c6f3f92a12aed8b069c7fc74&oe=58BD7E56
<@vlad> shakira law
<@ayyub> Hips are the true prophet amen


<@pthagnar> it would be difficult to tell a ~~~real authentic tr00 neurological positivist scientific face-food-face-corpse effect~~~
<@pthagnar> from a 'somebody has learnt the grammar of film' effect
<Slereah> I wonder how old such analysis goes back
<Slereah> Was there a caveman theorizing on what makes a good oral tradition
<Slereah> "It should involve a lot of Ug being strong"
<Slereah> "The Ug of the story must always win, thanks to his great strength"
<Slereah> "New things must be seen with suspicion, that will be revealed to be correct when they are hit with a club"