<@Cev> For about 5 minutes I thought maybe I wanted to learn a language
<@Cev> Then I looked at all the available books in the pile and on amazon and saw that they're of course totally unhelpful phrasebook-type pieces of shit
<@Cev> Now my demeanor has returned to its original, correct status of wanting to hurt people.

<Slereah> "'Ghostbusters 3' With Original Cast Being Written"
<Slereah> They're resurrecting Harold Ramis
<@pharazon> what
<@pharazon> no
<@pharazon> he's going to play a ghost

<@Whimemsz> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:CVUA  lol look at this
<@pharazon> wow wikipedia's own aurors

<Slereah> that submarine is pretty phallic
<@Cev> is it long?
<@Cev> and hard?
<@Cev> and full of.....
<@Cev> crewpeople?

<Slereah> I have wondered for a while
<Slereah> if it was possible to do
<Slereah> A tragic fart
<Slereah> Like make a movie and have a fart in it that contributes to its tragic aspect
<Slereah> Like the Buddha dying of colon cancer or something

<Slereah> it's sad to think that the most accurate historical evidence we have is probably paperwork
<Slereah> AND EVEN THEN
<Slereah> Who knows how many sumerian fucks were cooking the books
<@Whimemsz> those sly merchants
<Slereah> the (((hyksos)))
<@Whimemsz> writing down the wrong number of pigs
<@Cev> Yeah we might be totally wrong about how many minas of silver Ena-Gilbash-Ma-Nur-Ga made in the year 2200 BC!
<Slereah> for all we know the bronze age collapse never happened
<Slereah> it was all an insurance scam

<@Cev> I don't get how some people describe moments of silence in the theater
<@Cev> like everyone is "stunned, in shock!"
<@Cev> or
<@Cev> maybe
<@Cev> they're just sitting there, quietly watching a movie
<Slereah> not being rude
<@Cev> Unless the crowd is *constantly* whooping like howler monkeys at the screen, then it must be a moment SO SHOCKING that they're all CATATONIC
<Slereah> do you mean
<Slereah> A BLACK AUDIENCE
<@Cev> I dunno, I've never gone to see a movie with a predominantly black audience.
<@Cev> I have, however, gone to see a movie with a predominantly howler monkey audience.
<@Cev> And I can tell you
<@Cev> They make a ruckus.