Most of the Vengic languages would fit about equally well in southern China or central Africa:
kúntɔ ɲe tɕì yutʂɔŋ kɔ̀ye tɕæ̂mɔ yè yǽtə́n
hnɯç thu kɯɲ ɗɤ çihmun hmɔçɔksɔ hmɔhlibyɔphuthukɔ
kʰɔn nəlɔliw ŋle səmlɔw ɲˀəsʔsɔʔnʰɔ̤w ɔ mənˀjæ

But the western languages don't fit there - maybe in the Caucasus or Scandinavia?
tːeŋː mo kʉnéərː ŋgiðą́ hø̨n kiɭo kimǿduŋ toqːá

Amqolic is obviously Kartvelian:
bguli um kharye dzerem dabqamdze da ncha

Kannow, probably PNW:
čqʼəqʼɨ sgaƛanʷ tčpinɨƛčʼeqnʷenəwəw, iġɨtktʼaːʒ́a qʼətʼnasʷəː tʷkʷimbɨːʒ́a ƛŋʷakʷʼaksurġaːnʷ

Hathic, who even knows
gǂey ɓa˞ŋ mʷu k!əy fʷaa faf k!əy ɗe jeɣɛħ, gǂey ɗe ŋ!orʔ lə gǂey ɕe mʷu lə k!akʘi gǂey xɛ kǂek kǁhaʔ kǂeʄi