<Cev> Legion tortures bacteria in his spare time.
<Barsuga> His entire body is filled with sadistic cells to torture bacterias
<Whimemsz> (terrorist cells)

<pharazon> are the priests attractive tho
<ntyler2> depends on age and other factors
<ntyler2> I know of at least 3
<ntyler2> then Catholic priests have the added danger in that they might be gays who are trying to have an excuse not to get married
<pharazon> can't spell cassock without ass and cock

<Smaug> btw a few minutes ago a guy walked in and was halfway to the bathroom before he stopped, turned around, and said "hey, where's the bathroom?"
<Smaug> I said "it's over there" without indicating a direction and he turned around and walked straight there

<Radius> hmm, what would be Florida Man's superpower
<Barsuga> meth

<Play> though Im nowhere near finished because i still have to come up with a way to say all manner of things like "you, a girl" in one word like I do with Poswa
<Barsuga> me, an intellectual

<Izambri> In front of the house there's one of the tallest flagpoles in the world.
<miekko> imagine if the pissing contest became focused on the size of the actual flag
<miekko> once you have something that is like a football field up there
<miekko> that thing can actually cause some havoc if things go wrong
<miekko> so that's a thing we probably should get them to do

<Izambri> I can confirm that ancient Catalans were obsessed with penises.
<pharazon> (Izambri's mother is very old)

<Barsuga> Let's make a movie
<Barsuga> It's about a gay bar planning to steal the gay bomb
<Barsuga> To detonate on their dance floor
<Whimemsz> can the name of the movie be The Gay Agenda
<Barsuga> The subtitle will be "It's a gay bomb, baby"
<Smawg> what will the gay bomb do to a gay nightclub
<Barsuga> Smawg : Stimulate them sexually
<Barsuga> The heist crew will be like Ocean 11, except it's the Village People

<Legion> doing your taxes? suddenly there's a dick in your mouth

<barsuga-phone> I remember once when I was a kid
<barsuga-phone> We were eating outside
<barsuga-phone> And then a wasp came by and landed in my plate
<barsuga-phone> And flew away carrying a whole grain of rice
<barsuga-phone> Pretty solid loot for a wasp

<Smaug> I have made a purchase
<Smaug> all twelve issues of HERCULES UNBOUND
<Barsuga> wouldn't the book be better if it was bound

<totopochtli> can you measure gayness with physics?
<Barsuga> Density of hardons