Tus èu aridne, èu rosart!
That's not music, that's noise!

'Ajouzeet.
Old geezers.

Eyáá kruy dééwaa gàb yę̀ę̀hą̀ą̀ ʐɛ̀ɛ̀w ŋa múthúthú ʔibyóó. Qą̀ą̀tshɛ kʂɔ̀r na màà geybámbáʔeʁǫhųų!
eyááEXCL kruybig dééwass-aa-COM gàbblack yę̀ę̀skin-aa-COM ʐɛ̀ɛ̀wunmarried_woman ŋaTOP múthúthúnonsense ʔi-ITR.ALLO-pyóósing.REAL. qą̀ą̀tshɛold_man kʂɔ̀ronly naTOP mààthis gè-STAT.ALLO-∅-IRR-íbáfeel_good-mba-APPL-ʔe-NEG-ɢǫ-POT=uu=it_is_known
Here's a black woman with a big ass singing nonsense! Only old men could possibly not enjoy this!

Lhemí te 'Nicki Minaj' v'istraneda a 'Nichi Minadh'.
I think that 'Nicki Minaj' would be adapted as 'Nichi Minadh'.

Està eu taic en se donamede, è mà parm tus se na 'Minaj'.
But that's based on pronounciation, and I am unsure about how 'Minaj' is pronounced.

[mɪnˈaʒ]

Sheklët seer Minaj sim'ielë masnou' ma' geer ëɧqieqi makhlouq bësim'iel ëɧqieqi tebaa'u hay Maraj.
It looks like Minaj is a made-up name, and not her real one, made from her real name Maraj.

Varo hoj jonol! Ka van Tumblr ra jonek.
Look at this! I found it on Tumblr.

http://just-a-random-nerd.tumblr.com/post/163731916537/conlangprompts-your-conlang-uses-a-single-word

Is maidagi nassort deu gis ners da. Da èu gui jan.
The last post was writen six months ago. That is half a year.

Adà ras tus èu guelh.
That is no more true.

quoting Izambri, Duke, the Findible League:

Is maidagi nassort deu gis ners da. Da èu gui jan.
The last post was writen six months ago. That is half a year.

Adà ras tus èu guelh.
That is no more true.

α'ς ανθολογικα νεκς ιττα̨ λολ
a's antholoŋika neks ittä lol
anthologica is dead lol

quoting twabs, Conversational Speaker:

quoting Izambri, Duke, the Findible League:

Is maidagi nassort deu gis ners da. Da èu gui jan.
The last post was writen six months ago. That is half a year.

Adà ras tus èu guelh.
That is no more true.

α'ς ανθολογικα νεκς ιττα̨ λολ
a's antholoŋika neks ittä lol
anthologica is dead lol

Anthologica schrödingermavenye.
Anthologica behaves like Schröndinger's cat.

Dzú tsilú mokasedias vihí alyaz kasenihí.
What has withered may never be lost.

Dazokheyi ethasmí.
Let us speak of the weather.

Thimaqra Zhílotelíeyi Atshénovelta pamálísya kû.
I hear that we shall be visited by the heat of Spring on Sunday.

Jayešelen; indi yānsin ihahdam ufirīyonīhē.
I hope so; right now it's snowing and I'm cold.

Cér ni neft, nuc goltét.
here NEG snow-PRES.ACT.3SG but be.cold-PRES.ACT.3SG
Here it's not snowing, but it's cold.

Nuc caidinai nifi.
but today snow-PAST.NONACT.3SG
But today it snowed.

Te h'íoya il fíridahekía alígenevélle; otalite múrúké lizis sarha repatá. Khê.
The warmth of thawing was fleeting; now a cold has found me. Sigh.

Saisevelh te sarrude aget èu ont nais iseus dou ersis.
To be honest this is one of the coolest summers I remember.

Adía kela! Saitshéa ola selli genessóno hé gí novéne idzhíza. Ïa, dazóain haiteníta!
Such fortune [Great breeze]! This season gives to us cruelty, and nought besides. O, that we would be given clouds!

quoting Rhetorica, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1:

Ïa

Hayen na methikê u mhethênî mahâlu i-phâwrâ, och inna lhumben fâ khôrchandâ kathûlhû hêk.
I knew that this language was spoken by Space Aliens, but I didn't think they were Cthulhu worshippers.

híháá, hinyam yočííšofíí pso
wow. really lightning-much-weather today
Man, it's really thundering here today!