quoting Thry, Gene, Spain:

GP, bys du beter neu?
GP, are you better now?

Māy.
Yeah.

(I joked with my girlfriend that next time I'm on a plane, I will put on a facial mask, East Asian style, to evade the germs in the bone-dry plane air.)

En tarmant gent sarta sis perges dontratzs: Sàpiens. D'isarghinea na se daganessant, tir Yuval Noah Harari, S'Anç na se torce na Sunzi è Ses calces anoidembres syèc Sis açardadenys mandris, maneu na s'Italo Calvino. Is nassort n'erds cest reu noldes: Is passordi guibregatz, Is dorme tirindh è Is tegolleu anevestindh.
I bought four books finally: Yuval Noah Harari's Sapiens. A brief history of humankind, Sun Zi's The Art of War and two by Italo Calvino: Invisible Cities and Our Ancestors. The last one includes, in fact, three works: The Cloven Viscount, The Baron in the Trees and The Nonexistent Night.

Aller elycen grosen. Y luwe it naem ew Da Onbestaende Nast. Beneut-se!
All look great. I love the name of The Nonexistent Night. Enjoy them!

Esvant. Teude: tir datz èu Is tegolleu anevestindh.
Correction. Typo: it's The Nonexistent Knight actually.

Robéú sefrya lútheluvíha vezé kin dí? Rí ethelí-sithurí tshítsai, dzhelité. "Warrior" and "night-time"... Shíú s' alé!
Perhaps it's sufficiently similar? Your same-sounding words, I mean. «Gelohezrío» hé «venakoa»... I guess not!

Em dopesse domlís man now è know
It also happens to me with now and know.

Those are not pronounced the same.

Art tis marro è tir se mantezzivet. Auronts namdamatzs tirnmacetzs:
Just for the fun, and due to boredom. Some usernames translated:

bloodbath / lam-na-guès
clawgrip / ruvemmarc
con quesa / man gromanjerde
effervescent / esferedandh
Elector Dark / Laurejast Murt
Fleur / Dol
glassjars / telles-na-rotsye, telles-na-rindre
grunnen / is tres
Hallow XIII / Danç XIII, Danç Ronetz
Heer Hagelslag / Taŀlà Rossins (sprinkles), Taŀlà Mingraule (hailstorm)
HeyZeus / EaZeus
illumina / infulnisse
Neon Fox / Rastar-na-guairí, Rastar Guairí
ObsequiousNewt / ZatzeSavoi
Radius / Satle
Rhetorica / Docelamne
Seven Fifty / Rom Brenard

Is it word at 'cesen' in dreyw cedden gromañerda xD? 
Is the word for "cheese" really said gromañerda xD?

fixing your old typo in my post: De Onbestaend Cnest

quoting Thry, Gene, Spain:

Is it word at 'cesen' in dreyw cedden gromañerda xD? 
Is the word for "cheese" really said gromañerda xD?

Hem... Èu gromanjerd [gɾuməɲˈd͜ʑɛɾ / gɾomaɲˈd͜ʑɛɾ], linví. Sam te quesa tè na mairanís tir queso r'rei tirnmacetz càrtevelh.
Um... It is gromanjerd [gɾuməɲˈd͜ʑɛɾ / gɾomaɲˈd͜ʑɛɾ], beadle. Since quesa is the feminine of queso I translated the word appropriately.

È gras, te erd is gromanjerd ī Taura dé tuci na gromanjerd. Dis dou. : P
And no, all the cheese in my conworld tastes like cheese. Nothing else. : P

Haud at wysen xDDD
Good to know xDDD

Tus tardelli.
No problemo.

quoting Izambri, Marquis, the Findible League:

[...] S'Anç na se torce na Sunzi [...]
[...] Sun Zi's The Art of War [...].

Don anamedatz ras te ruig te aderei en tirnmacer-ic. Dar Is cambre na Machiaveŀli èu tertont te igença par ī sarm està entorne dou pars tir ger dou saig.
Speaking of which I think I'm definitively gonna translate that one. Doing Machiavelli's The Prince is still a idea I have in mind, but it's perhaps too large to translate now.

kina'o ta itla upyane - na'etla nomo ma nya ena tsapahi
You should try this one first. It was fun and a bit of a challenge for me.

Mi daréne, mi daréne, mi daréne osh' éle írássi.
A thread, a thread, we have a thread for that.

quoting Rhetorica, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1:

Mi daréne, mi daréne, mi daréne osh' éle írássi.
A thread, a thread, we have a thread for that.

ya koya na unyayek
Oh, sorry, I didn't know.

Man tarm! Tost man is perge. Dui gec man ont ardri, està èu darn dou taig.
At last! I finished the damn book. Now I am with another one, but it's much shorter.

Íé da? Dzite vóe ri Zelamematekhtía da?
With?1 When is your wedding?

Tus fai te m'ic teŀlo. Er dontrac.
No need to marry it. I bought it.