Okay. There should be decent new post indicators for both light and dark themes (though they're pretty different; I couldn't get the glows to look remotely modern on the light theme.) If you don't see them, F5 'til your fingers bleed.
“Alice locks her signed copy of the book in the chest with her lock. She sends the chest to Bob. He slaps his lock on it, and sends the chest back to Alice. She correctly interprets this as a big middle finger from Bob, and takes a chainsaw to open up the chest and get her damn book back since he obviously doesn’t want it.”