Ex foris

<H13> the noises u make when u suck dick do not qualify as a conlang
<H13> sorry to say
<Barsuga_> why not, that was good enough for Switzerland apparently

<Cevt> There are— I guess?— cases in which depending on which anatomical feature you pick you can find synapomorphies supporting entirely irreconcilable trees
<Cevt> Leading one to only conclude that at various points in time a wizard visited earth and caused various lineages to independently evolve identical structures in differing samplings

That is the mark of a man who likes to keep things consistent.