Quote Thread (2020-05-18 03:30:05)
:[no_emote]<tiramisu> I have one more week of Lent :(
<Legion> oh you have a lot more than that ;)
<Legion> provided you were smart and gave up on "social contect"
<tiramisu> I read sexuality into that
<pharazon> giving up going to church for lent is a real 200 IQ move
<barsuga-phone> Why are moths so fuzzy
<barsuga-phone> I wish to pet them
<Barsuga> "The only point of life is to fuck girls with nice fat asses....
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Quote Thread (2020-04-08 01:24:20)
:H13: my conlangspiration is a japanese dictionary tbh
Yng: that's because you're a pervert h13
H13: the phrases section is always a goldmine
Yng: you like to take semantic inspiration from sentences like your_noble_servant TOP testicle NOM tentacle FROM tickle-do-excessively_formal-NOM 'I enjoyed this anime'
Yng: learning turkish taught me that once you get past a certain uhm
Yng: what would you call it
Yng: critical mass of suffixes on verbs
Yng: it becomes real...
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Quote Thread (2020-03-01 16:13:05)
:[no_emote]<tiramisu> !gpt Barsuga's latest twitter account is
<Naima> Barsuga's latest twitter account is titled "Ain't Nothing But a Girl" and features several photographs of her wearing glasses, smiling, and being held by children at kindergartens in Japan in September 2017, all using the hashtag "#sutomikotojin." The caption says, "A girl on a summer night. The same girl who can smile at anything. She's got a sweet personality that we just can't say no to." It also featu...
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Quote Thread (2018-05-12 15:12:46)
:[no_emote]<yng> rahmetli abim cumali kalın mevzua hiç bakmiycaksın derdi, ince mevzua bakacaksın
<@Cev> Kumali is a character in Final Fantasy X
<@Cev> wait no he's a character in The Wind Waker
<@Cev> wait no he's a character in Hurrian mythology
<@Cev> one of those three things for sure
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Quote Thread (2019-01-10 00:06:45)
:[no_emote]The manhood one is even better because it is totally unexplained -- more context:
<Isambri> Naima sweaty furry sex
<Naima> sweaty furry sex toys, they stop real fast and don't like them you will become the smallest hint of muscle. his throbbing manhood, his cock, was swollen and throbbing. “my god” he thought “this brings back memories.”
<Slereah> oh my
<Slereah> !grepfile log (?i)his throbbing manhood
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Quote Thread (2019-01-27 15:40:11)
:[no_emote]<pthag> CUM_SIURAN, as a european u usually learn not to take americans seriousl
<pthag> when they have like
<pthag> opinions about europe
<pthag> cev what do u think about europe
<@Cev> pthag: ant water
<@Cev> fuck it
<pthag> that's a great opinion :)
<twabs> a...nt water?
<@Cev> yes twabs
<@Cev> in Europe they don't have regular water
<Tanaphor> let's drink a tall glass of ant wa...
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Quote Thread (2019-10-29 13:49:56)
:<Barsuga> My gang name is Ram Bam
<Ser> Barsuga: is that a double-joke on "ram [the] bum" and Maimonides?
<Barsuga> Ser : Also my fursona is a sheep
<Barsuga> It works on many levels
<Smaug_> a lot of these He-Man stories involve people trusting Skeletor, which is implausible in the sxtreme
<Smaug_> he's a purple man with a floating skull for a head who is always cackling
<Radius> sounds trustworthy enough to me
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Quote Thread (2019-05-15 16:25:08)
:[no_emote]<Tanaphor> I like how in veterinary booklets they make you write the name of the pet
<Tanaphor> Writing MITTENS in this very serious document
<@pharazon> today we honor the noble dog who gave his life in saving 5 children from a burning building
<@pharazon> mr floofers
<Tanaphor> Back from zee doctor
<Tanaphor> I now have
<Tanaphor> SICK DAYS
<Cevv> what do you have
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Featured Articles (Nominations, etc.) (2020-02-15 19:49:09)
:Bloodbath's money is certainly quite worthy too.
[I sadly have not really done any conlanging in the last year or so, I've been busy with other things and the Muse has not hit me. So nothing recent, no.]
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Featured Articles (Nominations, etc.) (2020-02-15 14:18:44)
:The Hikoomayii story really needs updating, by which I mean Hikoomayii really needs updating, there's a lot I'm not satisfied with. The face-painting article is very cool though, particularly since it deals with a topic that pretty much no conworlder addresses (that I've seen).
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Quote Thread (2020-02-02 13:20:25)
:<pthagnar> uh oh the psychic is bleeding from all orifices
<Barsuga> Including the anus?
<Barsuga> please check
<Barsuga> I need to know to write the Memory Alpha page
<pthagnar> this is a classy show, it is merely implied
<pthagnar> when ur eyes bleed u can presume ur anus is
<pthagnar> eyes r very low on the hierarchy of spontaneous bleeding compared to the anus
<Barsuga> My eyes have never bled so far
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Quote Thread (2019-09-15 11:40:00)
:<@ayyub> the first result when I search that is a user on nofap.com
<twabs> it's h13
<@ayyub> Fapstronaut, Male, 23
<twabs> definitely h13
<Ser> well, Brazil still has hunter-gatherer tribes in the Amazon
<Ser> are they taxed
<Smaug> they have some kind of sovereignty
<Smaug> because there are still, like, Indians who still bury children alive to appease the spirits or something
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Quote Thread (2019-02-28 13:37:54)
<Tanaphor> I made too many macaronis
<Tanaphor> I may die
<Tanaphor> of pasta poisoning
<Radius> you'll be pasta point of no return
<Whimemsz> man Piraha is such a fake language
<Whimemsz> there's no way it's real
<Whimemsz> one of these days we're gonna learn it was all an elaborate hoax
<@cev> I don't feel that way about Piraha
<@cev> I feel that way about the ridiculous fucking...
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Quote Thread (2019-02-17 11:49:25)
:[no_emote]<Whimemsz> "A joke dated c. AD 400, recently translated from Greek, shows similarities to the Parrot sketch. It was written by Hierocles and Philagrius and was included in a compilation of 265 jokes titled Philogelos: The Laugh Addict. In the Greek version, a man complains to a slave-merchant that his new slave has died. The slave-merchant replies, "When he was with me, he never did any such thing!""
<Whimemsz> that's a quality ancient joke
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