Post your goddess/god! (2019-04-05 01:19:24)
:Elmincár has a fair number of gods (about 21 at my last count), all of which are real. However, in keeping with the previous entries in this thread, I shall post about the two most unusual ones. This is also because most of the others do not have much in the way of interesting material, which is itself partially because several of them are occupied fighting Magán (spoilers: they lose), and many of the rest simply don't care about mortals.
[b]Magán[/b] (from metathesis of [i]namág[/i], "...
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Quote Thread (2019-01-30 00:34:53)
:<Mishael> first thing I thought of was salah'idin al ayyubi.
<ayyub> yes that is my brother
<ayyub> i am very old you see
<Cev> IT'S MORPHINE TIME!
-*- Cev injects
<CUM_SIURAN> anything chinese people can do, americans can do too
-*- CUM_SIURAN smokes opium
<Izambri> I need a word for "mucus" or a set of letters that yell such concept.
<Play> "i bought 330000000000000000000000...
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Quote Thread (2018-08-05 01:02:01)
:<Cev> I haven't looked into it but I have the sneaking suspicion that this is just like those "kids wear X-colored bracelets to signal to other students they're DTF"
<Cev> i.e. invented
<twabs> what is dtf
<Cev> down to fuck
<Cev> I think
<Cev> or maybe dying to fuck?
<Cev> determined to fuck
<Cev> destined toward fornication
<Ser> thus speaks the Church, on the final day God shall open...
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Speak in Your Conlang Thread (2018-02-25 13:05:37)
:[quote Izambri, Duke, the Findible League][b]Is maidagi nassort deu gis ners da. Da èu gui jan.[/b]
The last post was writen six months ago. That is half a year.
[b]Adà ras tus èu guelh.[/b]
That is no more true.[/quote]
[b]α'ς ανθολογικα νεκς ιττα̨ λολ[/b]
[i]a's antholoŋika neks ittä lol[/b]
anthologica is dead lol
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Translat-o-matic (2017-01-18 22:27:46)
:Here is several of the above in Weyötiss, and also a new one.
[b]Ο ορανς τα ανα̨ρθομον ϝερρον ͱεν ανθροποτροφον.
Το̨'ς ανθροπς υ̨τ εψον επ αθο̨ ορανμο̨ϝον.
Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν.[/b]
[g M.NOM.SG]O[/g] [g heaven]orans[/g] [g N.ACC.PL]ta[/g] [g not-countable-N]an-ärthom-on[/g] [g thing]werron[/g] [g have.AOR-3SG]yen-Ø[/g] [g man-rearing-N]anthropo-troph-on[/g]
[g M.NOM.PL=TOP]Tö's[/g] [g man]anthrops[/g] [g nothing]üt[/g] [g have.AOR-3PL]ekh-on[/g] [g on]ep[/g] [g g...
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Quote Thread (2018-01-26 17:16:25)
<Ser> try not to have a racist joke in the screenshot though
<Cev> like that jews control the banks
<Whimemsz> that's no joke
mschat best chat
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Quote Thread (2017-12-13 23:23:55)
:<tiramisu> I get them sometimes too, actually. I fell for one of those ads several years back that was like 'Just fill out this survey, to gain access to this anti-Obama documentary!'
<tiramisu> But I was smart and put in an absurdly fake name
<Cev> whimsz what shape were ojibwe houses?
<pharazon> don't you think chinese emperors shocked people all the time because they knew they could
<Cev> Yeah but the...
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Quote Thread (2017-10-15 13:16:54)
:<Seraphinus> at the Spanish conversation group that I go to, a met a Russian guy in his early 20s (who speaks really good Spanish, entirely self-taught)
<Seraphinus> he was telling that at the public school he went to he was taught almost nothing of Soviet history
<Seraphinus> telling me that*
<kaakitwitaasota> unsurprising, really
<kaakitwitaasota> i keep trying to find Robert Conquest in bookstores here and I don't think there's a single copy of th...
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Quote Thread (2015-10-20 18:10:02)
:[19:06:30] <pthagnar> as it is, the LORD sends angels to remind me that people are asleep at this time in the morning
[19:06:33] <pthagnar> and to be patient
[21:47:36] <thetha> my mom is 100% anthropomorphic
[23:07:15] <Zayk> but have you ever met homosexuals?
[23:07:21] <Zayk> they don't last very long before becoming sexuals
[16:24:22] <thetha> you don't just have vaginas running around by themselves
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Quote Thread (2015-01-15 22:09:54)
:Maybe some of these will be funny.
[tt][17:01:32] <dhok> does anyone know where I can buy cat hair in bulk
[21:19:48] <dhok> my only real episode of sexual experimentation in college thus far
[21:19:54] <dhok> involved my roommate's girlfriend's boobs
[21:20:45] <dhok> i felt and still feel quite guilty about the incident, it was sleazy
[21:20:48] <Zayk> does this include porn?
[21:21:02] <dhok> no, it involves me being dared to fo...
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Quote Thread (2017-09-21 01:39:38)
:<twabs> is animal husbandry outlawed in islam
<YaaliAnnar> I'm pretty sure having an animal husband is a ground for capital punishment.
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Quote Thread (2017-09-19 14:45:36)
:<twabs_> less grandiose but more interesting forename which a peer of mine has: Loyal
<twabs_> this is odd because it seems to be a virtue name but it's an adjective
<kaakitwitaasota> ah yeah virtue names
<kaakitwitaasota> i'm naming my daughter Noblesse Oblige Nilsen
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Quote Thread (2017-08-23 01:03:19)
:[00:01:50] <vlad> man in um
[00:01:55] <vlad> what's that book
[00:01:59] <Cevf> the Bible
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Quote Thread (2017-07-05 21:54:35)
[00:56:01] <tiramisu> birthday gay orgy at Radius' glass house
[00:56:13] <Radius> but i don't have a glass house :(
[00:56:27] <Radius> if you give me a few months i might be able to manage a grass house
[00:57:02] <tiramisu> :/
[00:58:03] <Radius> my recent experimentation in graminaceous textiles notwithstanding, i forget where i was going with this sentence
[00:58:50] <pharazon> once you hit 'graminaceous' there's no need f...
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Quote Thread (2017-06-20 01:57:25)
:<Radius> those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw... PICK ONE: a) rocks b) gay orgies c) up
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