Quote Thread (2017-12-13 23:23:55)
:<tiramisu> I get them sometimes too, actually. I fell for one of those ads several years back that was like 'Just fill out this survey, to gain access to this anti-Obama documentary!'
<tiramisu> But I was smart and put in an absurdly fake name
<Cev> whimsz what shape were ojibwe houses?
<pharazon> don't you think chinese emperors shocked people all the time because they knew they could
<Cev> Yeah but the...
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Quote Thread (2017-10-15 13:16:54)
:<Seraphinus> at the Spanish conversation group that I go to, a met a Russian guy in his early 20s (who speaks really good Spanish, entirely self-taught)
<Seraphinus> he was telling that at the public school he went to he was taught almost nothing of Soviet history
<Seraphinus> telling me that*
<kaakitwitaasota> unsurprising, really
<kaakitwitaasota> i keep trying to find Robert Conquest in bookstores here and I don't think there's a single copy of th...
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Quote Thread (2015-10-20 18:10:02)
:[19:06:30] <pthagnar> as it is, the LORD sends angels to remind me that people are asleep at this time in the morning
[19:06:33] <pthagnar> and to be patient
[21:47:36] <thetha> my mom is 100% anthropomorphic
[23:07:15] <Zayk> but have you ever met homosexuals?
[23:07:21] <Zayk> they don't last very long before becoming sexuals
[16:24:22] <thetha> you don't just have vaginas running around by themselves
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Quote Thread (2015-01-15 22:09:54)
:Maybe some of these will be funny.
[tt][17:01:32] <dhok> does anyone know where I can buy cat hair in bulk
[21:19:48] <dhok> my only real episode of sexual experimentation in college thus far
[21:19:54] <dhok> involved my roommate's girlfriend's boobs
[21:20:45] <dhok> i felt and still feel quite guilty about the incident, it was sleazy
[21:20:48] <Zayk> does this include porn?
[21:21:02] <dhok> no, it involves me being dared to fo...
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Quote Thread (2017-09-21 01:39:38)
:<twabs> is animal husbandry outlawed in islam
<YaaliAnnar> I'm pretty sure having an animal husband is a ground for capital punishment.
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Quote Thread (2017-09-19 14:45:36)
:<twabs_> less grandiose but more interesting forename which a peer of mine has: Loyal
<twabs_> this is odd because it seems to be a virtue name but it's an adjective
<kaakitwitaasota> ah yeah virtue names
<kaakitwitaasota> i'm naming my daughter Noblesse Oblige Nilsen
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Quote Thread (2017-08-23 01:03:19)
:[00:01:50] <vlad> man in um
[00:01:55] <vlad> what's that book
[00:01:59] <Cevf> the Bible
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Quote Thread (2017-07-05 21:54:35)
[00:56:01] <tiramisu> birthday gay orgy at Radius' glass house
[00:56:13] <Radius> but i don't have a glass house :(
[00:56:27] <Radius> if you give me a few months i might be able to manage a grass house
[00:57:02] <tiramisu> :/
[00:58:03] <Radius> my recent experimentation in graminaceous textiles notwithstanding, i forget where i was going with this sentence
[00:58:50] <pharazon> once you hit 'graminaceous' there's no need f...
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Quote Thread (2017-06-20 01:57:25)
:<Radius> those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw... PICK ONE: a) rocks b) gay orgies c) up
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VEGETAL (2017-06-10 01:30:51)
the language is [[Weyötiss]]
things to note:
panel 1: The correct word is αρμμο (i.e. αρμ=μο food=1SG). Literal translation "what is becoming of my foond".
panel 2: Correctly spelled φομμτο'ν (i.e. φομμ-το-'ν steak=2SG=PROX). The word ΑΛΑΧ should be ΑΛΑΧΝΟΝ (i.e. α-λαχν-ον without-vegetable-N). Literal translation "your steank here VEGETALLESS you thus ordered sir"
panel 3: To translate the weirdness that the English ...
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Quote Thread (2017-06-08 22:53:04)
:[21:51:21] <CUM_SIURAN> I'm against the political implications of hijab-wearing, but I can't deny that girls in them look super-cute
[21:52:09] <CUM_SIURAN> it's like if there was a really hot girl who wore a skimpy bikini that read "free speech is racist" or something like that
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Quote Thread (2017-05-30 20:01:02)
:<Cev> Wanna go gang thuggin' with me?
<Cev> you know, we can drive down some neighborhood like East Los Angeles or Compton
<Cev> listening to 90s gangsta rap hip hop loudly
<Cev> Possibly shoot people
<pharazon> i just got back from that :\
<Cev> ah ok
<Cev> Wanna knit instead then?
<Legion> what's the imgur for txt again
<Legion> thanks Legion
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Newtlang incubator (NP: glot-taolic theory) (2017-04-21 14:57:18)
:Okay so let's finally talk about Proto-Taol.
The linguists at Chásur reconstruct Proto-Taol something like this:
p t kʲ k
ˀp ˀt ˀkʲ ˀk
pʰ tʰ kʲʰ kʰ
f? s ʃ h
n l r ʁ
i e a ɑ o u
ī ē ā ɑ̄ ō ū
î? ê â ɑ̂? ô û?
The existence of *f is uncertain; it is la...
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Bugs, Requests, and Changes (2017-03-15 12:09:17)
:If I search for forum posts owned by me containing, say, "one", I get
which returns not only forum posts but also dictionary entries and maybe other things.
More pressingly, the "ex foris" link gives me everything on the forum:
Adding author_restrict=1 g...
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Bugs, Requests, and Changes (2017-03-14 15:37:58)
:I think you said you fixed searching but it's still not quite fixed, seems to need the author_restrict=1&group_restrict=1 parameters to work right.
also, if you care, the ellipses in the search results are added unconditionally
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Conpoetry Thread (2017-02-13 21:19:55)
:hello I have constructed some poetry
εἰς ἄκρον περ ὄρος βραδέως τε μόγις τ' ἀναβαίνων
γῆν ἀποπίπτουσαν ἔκ μεο θηέομαι
edit: made it better (and probably ruined ser's poem in relation to mine, sorry ser)
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Flags (2017-02-20 12:24:21)
:[quote Izambri, Duke, the Findible League][center][i]Coat of arms of Anthologica[/i][/center][/quote]
I mentioned this on IRC but I would recommend putting a dot before the CA (as in anthologi.ca) so that you get an even number of characters and it lines up nicely.
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Newtlang incubator (NP: glot-taolic theory) (2017-02-14 20:12:40)
:Láadan is actually a pretty language (fight me), so I am going to make a derivative out of it.
It does have some nooblang problems which will need to be retconned, however. I feel like the phonology honestly doesn't have to be one of these—it's weird, but I feel like it's kind of plausibly weird.
A thing which does to be retconned is the noobish phenomenon (which really needs a name) of forming a group of related words with by changing only one phoneme—e.g. the evidentials [b]w...
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