Quote Thread (2020-07-21 15:18:44)
:<Barsuga> please help sometimes my inner monologue sounds like Seinfeld
<Whimemsz> so my parents just got back from Australia
<Whimemsz> apparently one person asked them "is it true you Yanks have the water go the other way in your toilets?"
<Whimemsz> and another person asked them, in all seriousness, if the sun rose in the east or the west in America
<Legion> new study reveals everything ever bad for you
<twabs> new st...
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Quote Thread (2019-11-02 12:16:20)
:<Tanaphor> I once looked up how they tested breast implants on animals
<Tanaphor> And was disappointed to find out they don't give rats a giant pair of tits
<CUM_SIURAN> of course you did
<CUM_SIURAN> of course you were
<pthag> barabbas is an exemplary scapegoat, because he committed the sins of israel
<Tanaphor> all of them?
<Tanaphor> He had a busy day
<Cev> i'm ready
<Cev> got my graham crackers an...
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Translat-o-matic (2019-09-14 01:29:15)
:[g 1SG.NOM]Ο[/g] [g original-M]α̨ρχικς[/g] [g line]πυ[/g] [g very]μα̨λσς[/g] [g 1SG.ACC]με[/g] [g seem-AOR]σοχς[/g] [g more]κρεττον[/g] [g funny-M]ηελικς[/g]
I honestly think the original line is funnier
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Quote Thread (2019-08-11 14:39:38)
:<kauntetetons8t> she was in her mid-20s and i adored her with every fiber of my being
<kauntetetons8t> unfortunately my dad was her boss so...
<Whimemsz> also you were 15
<Cev> OH SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAAAAVE
<Cev> O'ER THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<pthag> i have seen a convincing chromodynamic argument that is based on the colour hexagram...
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Division of Vowels (2019-06-16 01:06:16)
:Forbidding hiatus between consecutive words is also quite valid.
Ancient Greek was against vowel hiatus rather strongly, especially the Attic dialect. I mention it only because it's rather amusing how many different ways it invented to eliminate hiatus: elision of the first vowel, elision of the second vowel, contraction into a long vowel or diphthong, epenthesis of /n/, epenthesis of /t/ (arguably, from -mn̥-).
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Post your goddess/god! (2019-04-05 01:19:24)
:Elmincár has a fair number of gods (about 21 at my last count), all of which are real. However, in keeping with the previous entries in this thread, I shall post about the two most unusual ones. This is also because most of the others do not have much in the way of interesting material, which is itself partially because several of them are occupied fighting Magán (spoilers: they lose), and many of the rest simply don't care about mortals.
[b]Magán[/b] (from metathesis of [i]namág[/i], "...
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Quote Thread (2019-01-30 00:34:53)
:<Mishael> first thing I thought of was salah'idin al ayyubi.
<ayyub> yes that is my brother
<ayyub> i am very old you see
<Cev> IT'S MORPHINE TIME!
-*- Cev injects
<CUM_SIURAN> anything chinese people can do, americans can do too
-*- CUM_SIURAN smokes opium
<Izambri> I need a word for "mucus" or a set of letters that yell such concept.
<Play> "i bought 330000000000000000000000...
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Quote Thread (2018-08-05 01:02:01)
:<Cev> I haven't looked into it but I have the sneaking suspicion that this is just like those "kids wear X-colored bracelets to signal to other students they're DTF"
<Cev> i.e. invented
<twabs> what is dtf
<Cev> down to fuck
<Cev> I think
<Cev> or maybe dying to fuck?
<Cev> determined to fuck
<Cev> destined toward fornication
<Ser> thus speaks the Church, on the final day God shall open...
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Speak in Your Conlang Thread (2018-02-25 13:05:37)
:[quote Izambri, Duke, the Findible League][b]Is maidagi nassort deu gis ners da. Da èu gui jan.[/b]
The last post was writen six months ago. That is half a year.
[b]Adà ras tus èu guelh.[/b]
That is no more true.[/quote]
[b]α'ς ανθολογικα νεκς ιττα̨ λολ[/b]
[i]a's antholoŋika neks ittä lol[/b]
anthologica is dead lol
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Translat-o-matic (2017-01-18 22:27:46)
:Here is several of the above in Weyötiss, and also a new one.
[b]Ο ορανς τα ανα̨ρθομον ϝερρον ͱεν ανθροποτροφον.
Το̨'ς ανθροπς υ̨τ εψον επ αθο̨ ορανμο̨ϝον.
Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν. Θεν.[/b]
[g M.NOM.SG]O[/g] [g heaven]orans[/g] [g N.ACC.PL]ta[/g] [g not-countable-N]an-ärthom-on[/g] [g thing]werron[/g] [g have.AOR-3SG]yen-Ø[/g] [g man-rearing-N]anthropo-troph-on[/g]
[g M.NOM.PL=TOP]Tö's[/g] [g man]anthrops[/g] [g nothing]üt[/g] [g have.AOR-3PL]ekh-on[/g] [g on]ep[/g] [g g...
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Quote Thread (2018-01-26 17:16:25)
<Ser> try not to have a racist joke in the screenshot though
<Cev> like that jews control the banks
<Whimemsz> that's no joke
mschat best chat
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Quote Thread (2017-12-13 23:23:55)
:<tiramisu> I get them sometimes too, actually. I fell for one of those ads several years back that was like 'Just fill out this survey, to gain access to this anti-Obama documentary!'
<tiramisu> But I was smart and put in an absurdly fake name
<Cev> whimsz what shape were ojibwe houses?
<pharazon> don't you think chinese emperors shocked people all the time because they knew they could
<Cev> Yeah but the...
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Quote Thread (2017-10-15 13:16:54)
:<Seraphinus> at the Spanish conversation group that I go to, a met a Russian guy in his early 20s (who speaks really good Spanish, entirely self-taught)
<Seraphinus> he was telling that at the public school he went to he was taught almost nothing of Soviet history
<Seraphinus> telling me that*
<kaakitwitaasota> unsurprising, really
<kaakitwitaasota> i keep trying to find Robert Conquest in bookstores here and I don't think there's a single copy of th...
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