Quote Thread (2020-06-28 08:26:46)
:<tiramisu> also to be fair to the Jews who killed my one great-grandfather
<tiramisu> that great-grandfather had a Hitlerstache when he was killed
<barsuga> You know I wish nowadays christians were more into believing magic
<barsuga> They always try to justify how the stories make sense even with science
<barsuga> Just tell me that god did it with magic
<barsuga> It's a more cogent argument
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Quote Thread (2020-04-12 17:50:55)
:<tiramisu-WFH> also to be fair to the Jews who killed my one great-grandfather
<tiramisu-WFH> that great-grandfather had a Hitlerstache when he was killed
<barsuga-phone> You know I wish nowadays christians were more into believing magic
<barsuga-phone> They always try to justify how the stories make sense even with science
<barsuga-phone> Just tell me that god did it with magic
<barsuga-phone> It's a more cogent argument
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Quote Thread (2020-01-29 08:59:27)
:<Barsuga> Can we just give knives to monkeys and see what happens
<tanaphor-work> I wonder if you could get enough feral children to get together and form a little tribe
<tanaphor-work> and then u study them
<tanaphor-work> see how well they do
<tanaphor-work> As usual most of my anthropology ideas involve kidnapping
<Barsuga> Who was the antiquity Hitler
<@Cev> phar is N...
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Quote Thread (2019-09-01 22:57:50)
:<Tanaphor> I'm guessing they couldn't get the original actor for Bambi's dad because he's probably been dead for 50 years
<Izambri> I recommend you all Henry James' The Sacred Fount. You'll hate it.
<Ser> regard can mean manhole in French
<yng> ahh I see
<Ser> not surprising
<yng> can it?
<Whimemsz> the French are manhole experts, just ask Slereah
<tiramisu> hey did the bees ever come back?...
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Quote Thread (2019-01-17 01:08:41)
:<Slereah> If you wanted you could make 100% of America black
<@Whimemsz> can't you be caned for a lot of things in Singapore?
<Slereah> what if it's your fetish tho
<CUM_SIURAN> Slereah: I mean it still probbly hurts
<CUM_SIURAN> and I doubt the singapore justice system listens to safewords
<Slereah> safewords are for sissies
<Slereah> My favorite english city is MAN CHEST HAIR
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Quote Thread (2018-11-04 18:55:30)
:<miekko> is disney using all its surplus money on maintaining that frozen corpse?
<Slereah> are you talking about Star Wars or the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney
<CUM_SIURAN> section 3 of the 25th amendment has been invoked three times in American history, every single one of which involved the president undergoing a colonoscopy
<CUM_SIURAN> obama had a new type of colonoscopy when he was in office that didn't invol...
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Quote Thread (2018-05-24 18:15:31)
:<@Legion> the most interesting 'English has two words for this' imo is "fate" vs "doom"
<@Legion> French only has "destin" for both
<Slereah__> Doom is much more negative
<Slereah__> I can accept my fate
<Slereah__> But I cannot accept my DOOM
<Slereah__> I like how people always know Jack Sparrow wherever you go
<Slereah__> It's like if Pirates of the Carribean 12 was set in space
<Slereah__> And they meet som...
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Quote Thread (2017-10-17 18:29:15)
:<Cevf> I don't understand the 14th amendment
<Cevf> I mean I understand the part that defines citizenship
<Cevf> But the main part of it I don't get
<Cevf> because it basically says, like, "You have to obey the rest of the laws written in the Constitution"
<Cevf> because apparently that wasn't clear before?
<Slereah> Maybe it's a state law thing?
<Cevf> Yes it is but that's my point
<Slereah> Like states can't make laws ...
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Quote Thread (2017-02-19 23:26:59)
:<Slereah_> Would Hitler have risen to power without the hadronization of the early universe
<@Slereah> Oh no
<@Slereah> More family drama from the protagonist
<@Slereah> I just want more squid monsters
<@Slereah> Why do people keep making high concept movies if they don't believe people will care about them
<Cevf> Sler: I DON'T KNOW
<@Slereah> I mean
<@Slereah> If you look at a romantic comedy
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Quote Thread (2017-01-06 16:24:47)
:(from a couple notepad documents I had lying around-- some of them might be repeats)
<Cev> Remember when Salmoneus said that this was probably the most popular and well-remembered song from this movie?
<Legion> Salmoneus is basically Typical Mind Fallacy Man
<Legion> bitten by a radioactive autist, he has all the powers of not realising other people are not him
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Quote Thread (2016-02-16 13:31:10)
:<@Rhetorica> okay working on the spambots yes sorry
<@Rhetorica> i started on that a while ago but some other stuff popped up
<@Rhetorica> dead grandfather, mostly
<@Rhetorica> but now that this is over and i've dropped the ultimate soul-sucking corpse of destiny
<@Rhetorica> i totally really totally promise it'll be done today, for some definition of today
<H13> not to be rude
<H13> but are yo...
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Quote Thread (2015-10-20 01:05:04)
:<dhok> man, even two weeks before the solstice it's LIGHT in st. P
<@pharazon> dhok, u are in the hyperborean wastes
<Radius> dhok, the solstice isn't for another three and a half months
<dhok> light at half past six in the morning and light until eight in the evening
<dhok> uh sorry
<dhok> i meant equinox
<Cev> Radius: No see because he's in a different time zone
<Cev> It's already almost the solstice in Russia
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Quote Thread (2015-07-28 14:34:53)
:<Cev> I just saw Mad Max
<Cev> it was good
<Cev> though it didn't have Thomas Kretschmann
<Slereah> Did it have Master Blaster
<Slereah> And also who ran Barter Town
<Smaug> Master Blaster can never be shown in a movie again because the characters belittle midgets and giant retards
<Slereah> Smaug Master Blaster is all about overcoming your handicaps with teamwork
<slereah> I am still wa...
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Argh conworld and conlang scratchpad
:I'm gonna try out these "scratchpads" that are all the rage among Kids These Days and see how it works out. Going to post what I have working on for my conlang and its associated conworld-- Argh, spoken by noble barbarians who sleep on the saddle and drink the rain etc. They are bordered on the north by a jumble of animistic hunter-gatherer tribes, on the south by an old and ~!~Civilized~!~ kingdom called Turenia, with a row of shield mountains between, and on the east and west by nothing in par...
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