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<Cev> Legion tortures bacteria in his spare time.
<Barsuga> His entire body is filled with sadistic cells to torture bacterias <Whimemsz> (terrorist cells) <pharazon> are the priests attractive tho <ntyler2> depends on age and other factors <ntyler2> I know of at least 3 <ntyler2> then Catholic priests have the added danger in that they might be gays who are trying to have an excuse not to get married <pharazon> can't spell cassock without ass and cock <Smaug> btw a few minutes ago a guy walked in and was halfway to the bathroom before he stopped, turned around, and said "hey, where's the bathroom?" <Smaug> I said "it's over there" without indicating a direction and he turned around and walked straight there <Radius> hmm, what would be Florida Man's superpower <Barsuga> meth <Play> though Im nowhere near finished because i still have to come up with a way to say all manner of things like "you, a girl" in one word like I do with Poswa <Barsuga> me, an intellectual <Izambri> In front of the house there's one of the tallest flagpoles in the world. <miekko> imagine if the pissing contest became focused on the size of the actual flag <miekko> once you have something that is like a football field up there <miekko> that thing can actually cause some havoc if things go wrong <miekko> so that's a thing we probably should get them to do <Izambri> I can confirm that ancient Catalans were obsessed with penises. <pharazon> (Izambri's mother is very old) <Barsuga> Let's make a movie <Barsuga> It's about a gay bar planning to steal the gay bomb <Barsuga> To detonate on their dance floor <Whimemsz> can the name of the movie be The Gay Agenda <Barsuga> The subtitle will be "It's a gay bomb, baby" <Smawg> what will the gay bomb do to a gay nightclub <Barsuga> Smawg : Stimulate them sexually <Barsuga> The heist crew will be like Ocean 11, except it's the Village People <Legion> doing your taxes? suddenly there's a dick in your mouth <barsuga-phone> I remember once when I was a kid <barsuga-phone> We were eating outside <barsuga-phone> And then a wasp came by and landed in my plate <barsuga-phone> And flew away carrying a whole grain of rice <barsuga-phone> Pretty solid loot for a wasp <Smaug> I have made a purchase <Smaug> all twelve issues of HERCULES UNBOUND <Barsuga> wouldn't the book be better if it was bound <totopochtli> can you measure gayness with physics? <Barsuga> Density of hardons in thread: Quote Thread
<Smawg> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alamo_(sculpture)
<Smawg> I've had lunch next to this thing <Smawg> looks stupider in person ... <pharazon> i like the cube <Smawg> pharazon did you get the rona too <Smawg> for you have no taste <kaakitwitaasota> we are now learning about how political systems are reflected in musical texture <twabs> what's the musical texture of anarcho-capitalism <kaakitwitaasota> polyphony, where one line is pink floyd and the other line white power metal <ayyub> I need to become a better interior decorator <ayyub> now that I have Space <pharazon> try sucking a dick <tiramisu> from what I gather, Gen Z is more into amateur porn via Snapchat, OnlyFans, Reddit, etc <Smawg> yes <Smawg> they've had all the regular stuff <Smawg> and nudes/slutty selfies made *for you* are pretty great <Smawg> these new services let the young people get a simulacrum of that <Barsuga> or just get laid <Barsuga> u losers <Smawg> we're talking about porn here <Barsuga> getting laid is like VR porn <Smawg> <Barsuga> Make your own adventure porn <Cev> All the old neolithic cave paintings of "animals" are really just racist caricatures of Far Tribe <CUM_SIURAN> Cevf: let's play cowboys and indians. I'll be network engineer Raj Patel <Cevf> Ques; Ok. I'll be the Minotaur, bastard son of Pasiphae! <Cov> So tired and hungry <@Legion> eat a bed [11:58:26 am] <Barsuga> also every thought is a real object [11:58:49 am] <Barsuga> and you can buy mine for the low low price of $9.99 [11:59:05 am] <twabs> I would like to buy your thoughts [11:59:14 am] <twabs> but I can only offer a penny [11:59:27 am] <Barsuga> Well let me see what I have in the bargain bin [11:59:46 am] <Barsuga> It's a remake of Transformers but they transform into trees ... [12:48:18 pm] <Barsuga> I have another idea for sale [12:48:27 pm] <Barsuga> it's a clown shoe with a fleshlight in it <totopochtli> !gpt who do you fancy more, twabs or pharazon? <Naima> There's no contest, I definitely prefer twabs! They're just so much more fun and easy to talk to. <pharazon> :-[ <pharazon> tfw asimov didn't add a 4th law about not breaking hearts 😧 <Smawg> !gpt what if there were ten clones of Hitler <Naima> It would be a disaster! There would be mass genocide and worldwide chaos. Thankfully, there are only four known clones of Hitler, and they are all safely contained. in thread: Quote Thread
<Barsuga> please help sometimes my inner monologue sounds like Seinfeld
<Whimemsz> so my parents just got back from Australia <Whimemsz> apparently one person asked them "is it true you Yanks have the water go the other way in your toilets?" <Whimemsz> and another person asked them, in all seriousness, if the sun rose in the east or the west in America <Legion> new study reveals everything ever bad for you <twabs> new study reveals that all of existence is suffering <twabs> and that only by following the eightfold path can one achieve nirvana <twabs> etc <Legion> study paid for by Big Karma <Legion> my favorite projection is dymaxion <Barsuga> My favorite type of projection is ascribing my own flaws to others <Legion> shouldn't you say that's someone else's favorite then <Radius> ah nice, almond is cognate to amygdala <Radius> who is the queen of naboo, iirc <Cev> I propose the wiccan model <Cev> You can get an abortion but then some random person somewhere else in the world has to get pregnant in thread: Quote Thread
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