At last, I have it!: Francesc de Borja Moll: Gramàtica històrica catalana; Universitat de València (2006).

^_____^

So you stole the nice weather we were having over the weekend.

Well you left, it's only fair you gave something back home.

on saturday, it rained while it was still hot, so it was hot AND moist, but then everything started to stink of shit and THEN the translation of lancashire to the tropics was complete when I walked through the asian ghetto and things took a more pleasant olfactory turn towards the smell of curry being cooked

g l o b a l  w a r m i n g

LANCASHIRE ISN'T THE WHOLE GLOBE
ASSHOLE

in a way, it is. industrial revolution, etc.

also, all the kids are eating chorley cakes now. they're the hip new bakery product from brazzaville to beijing

quoting Pthagnar:

in a way, it is. industrial revolution, etc.

And in many ways, it isn't.

surprised 'chorley cake' is not a drug euphemism. ???????

gr8 idea

it's when you crumble up and freebase a urinal puck

*lies back and blames that on England*

quoting Kereb:

it's when you crumble up and freebase a urinal puck

rub it on industrial waste first and it's new jersey

Hello. What kind of a place is that?

quoting meficat:

Hello. What kind of a place is that?

It is one of those places with terribleness which is frequently exaggerated for comic effect.

Also: welcome and enjoy your stay! (awkward joke about cucumbers and coffee)

This place seems to be even weirder than ZBB itself.

Lolomgwtfbbq.

let's put a stop to this comic food thing at the start

Creativity is born from leisure, overfeeding and sexual distension.

quoting Izambri:

Creativity is born from leisure, overfeeding and sexual distension.

I don't know what “distension” is, but I like that “sexual” thing.