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? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<pharazon> Slereah_, to be honest i imagine most furry conventions as being a series of gas incidents
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<Slereah_> Maybe Mongolia should make its own fantasy
<Slereah_> With noble nomads and evil knights
<Slereah_> Make a movie about it
<H13> that exists
<Slereah_> I mean a Real Movie
<Slereah_> With white people

<pthagnar> Bodrov told the press that the production of the sequel had started, and that it may be shot in Mongolia,[5] as had been the intention for Mongol, before local protests, fearing that the film wouldn't correctly portray the Mongolian people and its national hero, Genghis Khan, caused the shooting to move to Inner Mongolia and Kazakhstan.[6]
<pthagnar> IN 500 YEARS TIME
<pthagnar> Huloqaigu told the press that the production of the sequel had started, and that it may be shot in Al-Amanniyah,[5] as had been the intention for Nazi, before local protests, fearing that the film wouldn't correctly portray the Al-Amanniyah people and its national hero, Adolf Hitler, caused the shooting to move to Poland and Sweden.[6]
? Izambri Left of the middle
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<Slereah_> Holy shit
<Slereah_> There's a horror movie from 1896?
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<Slereah_> I am surprised that they had movies with a plot back then
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<Slereah_> I would have thought 1896 would still be "MAN SNEEZING" type of movies
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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[18:25] <H13> that guy that sits in the backbenches going "NO! YOU FOOL! THAT WAY LIES SATAN!"
[18:25] <H13> and when pressed explaining that satan is a liquid
[18:26] <pthagnar> and is also bottled by the coca cola company
[18:26] <pthagnar> i have several pamphlets explaining this
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Yaali: I read that in some place, it's more acceptable to be trans (as long as you're het). It's a form of heteronomative bigotry, than a real tolerance.
Yatalac: Too bad i'm gay as the day is long
Cevv: Does that mean you get less gay in winter?

miekko: I have the dictionary of it, btw
miekko: about one fifth of it is verbs or nouns related to getting drunk
miekko: another fifth is verbs or nouns relating to genitals or intercourse

Kereb: How FAR could you go with avoidance registers?
Kereb: "Things not to be said in the presence of a jew" (all electrical devices)
Kereb: Hey mr goldfarb i just bought a Beast-That-Burns-Bread.

FizzTheMeister: Hrm.
FizzTheMeister: This questions says, 'Suppose that I am rolling two dice'
FizzTheMeister: And for a second I was wondering what kind of dice.
FizzTheMeister: Before I realized this is a stat class for the general population. They obviously mean d6.
FizzTheMeister: And I realized I'm a nerd and an idiot.
? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<YaaliAnnar> Why would I live alone by myself, if I have mom and dad who cocks my breakfast and dinner.
<YaaliAnnar> *cook
<Cev> my dad cocked my breakfast once.
<Cev> It sucked.
<InfallibleNewt> pfft
<InfallibleNewt> pfffffffft
<Nessari> because cocks
<InfallibleNewt> bahahahahaha
<H13> perhaps u could find a receptive gentleman to cock ur meals for u

<Cev> oh hey there's a third episode of Don't Huge Me I'm Scared
<Cev> imma watch that instead
<Slereah_> >huge me
<Cev> *Hug

... time passes ...

<Cev> Don't Huge Me I'm Scared reminds me of Salad Fingers.
<Cev> They should do a crossover.
<Cev> jesus
<Cev> I did it again
<Slereah_> Cev is afraid of being huged
*travisb didn't know that "huge" was a verb
<Slereah_> A noble spirit can huge the smallest man, travisb
? Legion posts: 4
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<pthagnar> When Jews make up 0.1% of the population, they're lovable. At some point, I don't know what, they become far less so.
<pthagnar> — zompist
<pthagnar> oh wait i accidentally deleted 'Amish' and put 'Jews' in
? twabs fair maiden
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Maybe some of these will be funny.
[17:01:32] <dhok> does anyone know where I can buy cat hair in bulk

[21:19:48] <dhok> my only real episode of sexual experimentation in college thus far
[21:19:54] <dhok> involved my roommate's girlfriend's boobs
[21:20:45] <dhok> i felt and still feel quite guilty about the incident, it was sleazy
[21:20:48] <Zayk> does this include porn?
[21:21:02] <dhok> no, it involves me being dared to fondle her boobs and doing so
[21:21:21] <dhok> we also played strip poker once, I was the only one who stripped all the way because I thought it would be funny to lose on purpose
[21:21:22] <Nortaneous> ...
[21:21:59] <dhok> then we called a friend of mine who was something of an old flame
[21:22:00] <dhok> or at least I did
[21:22:04] <dhok> i thought it would be funny
[21:22:14] <dhok> it turned out I called her on the one-year anniversary of her father's death
[21:22:15] <Yatalac> ...
[21:22:16] <dhok> but she was amused
[21:22:23] <Yatalac> ......
[21:22:38] <dhok> apparently I saved her from feeling too awful

[21:36:33] <dhok> i'll tell you right now, the three love letters right here on my desk ain't addressed to eddy
[21:36:47] <dhok> unless eddy is a "beautiful, brilliant, melancholy muse of the night"

[17:20:45] <Legion> vowels must assimilate to the culture of the root vowels
[17:20:50] <Legion> or they get beaten and deported

[21:25:33] <Cev> Pizza delivery guy will be here soon
[21:25:39] <Cev> I'm gonna ask him if he speaks Bachi.
[21:25:51] <Cev> What I really need is a delivery guy who knows the binary language of moisture evaporators.
[21:26:00] <Cev> But the last one was just a specialist in etiquette and protocol.

[17:28:51] <H13> I read a blog post (?) about that and I am inclined to misappropriate it as an argument against feminism
[17:28:55] <H13> ......
[17:29:00] <H13> *the death penalty
[17:29:07] <H13> what the flying fuck
[17:35:01] <Legion> a common typo

[14:37] <soul_manse> cev: unfortunately, it has been proven than removing sin from any equation is impossible.
[14:37] <soul_manse> at least according to the calvinist theory of mathematics.
? Jipí der saz ûf eime steine
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<BituminousNewt> hmm I wonder how many umlauts I can shove into a conlang while somehow having them merge into the bare letter
<BituminousNewt> it would be like hëävÿ mëẗäl cönläng
<guitarplayer> BituminousNewt: only if you make /bləd/, /dɛvɪl/ and /seɪtən/ common words
<BituminousNewt> let's all diachronically analyze bløød, dëvil, and saẗan as copula forms
<BituminousNewt> also <öyster> is "blue"
<guitarplayer> you definitely need n-diaresis!
<guitarplayer> and if it's just in the word spin̈al
<BituminousNewt> and <spın̈al> meaning "to tap"
<theta> verbs are marked for how heretically you are performing the action
<theta> the unmarked form is "extremely heretically"
<guitarplayer> hereticity hierarchy
<guitarplayer> goes along with the agency hierarchy, I guess
<guitarplayer> maximally heretical constituents can't be passivized or relativized
<BituminousNewt> the language cannot be spoken, only screamed hoarsely
<guitarplayer> BituminousNewt: also, you need a base-666 number system of course.
<guitarplayer> good luck counting~

+I said before that it's kind of self-praising to post funny quotes you participated in yourself but I don't want this to get lost. So uh … can we please make an exception and excuse this little bit of narcissism for once?
? Izambri Left of the middle
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I don't think it's necessarily self-praising to post quotes where one has participated, tbh. Unless one starts machine-gunning quotes here, but that's as avoidable and unnecessary as machine-gunning quotes where one is not involved in.
The one above is good enough to be posted, btw. And it could make a good (not-so-)bad conlang!
? Jipí der saz ûf eime steine
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quoting Izambri, Marquis, the Findible League:
And it could make a good (not-so-)bad conlang!

Yat said that herself, and I submitted the quote there yesterday so she won't forget it.
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
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I don't mind it personally, but if there were ever any concern, you could always ask someone else to post it on your behalf...
? Jipí der saz ûf eime steine
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<Yatalac> as a linguist i would like to take this moment to acknowledge that i am complicit in the power structures that oppress conlangers
<Yatalac> and that i will keep on doing so

CHECK UR LINGUIST PRIVLEGE
? tiramisu posts: 72
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<YaaliAnnar> travisb, zayk, I have seen a movie about Muhammad PBUH, shoot from his point of view.
<YaaliAnnar> I think that’s a pretty clever way of resolving the issue.
<YaaliAnnar> AS LONG AS MOHAMMED DOESN’T LOOK AT THE MIRROR.
<YaaliAnnar> And then the audience find out he’s actually a camera.
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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CUM_quesa: Man I feel terrible.
CUM_quesa: I feel like I have a fever.
H13: Ebola.
CUM_quesa: Actually this started when I flew back from Japan.
YaaliAnnar: Ebora.

YaaliAnnar: I’m makin of rough calculation on how long until the entire US is gaymarriagable.
YaaliAnnar: How many states are in US?
Cevv: 50
YaaliAnnar: According to my calculation the entire US will be gaymarriagable by 2021
pharazon: that's the mayan end of the world
Cevv: This can't be coincidence.
Cevv: The Mayans were v serious about the sanctity of marriage. That's why they sacrificed all those people.
December 12.

CUM_quesa: Hello, my name's Bill, my dick is 7 inches long and I don't have AIDS, let's fuck?

Cev: There is statistical rationality in being afraid of gay people eating you.
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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DravidianNewt wonders if he should into twitter
<Nortaneous> twitter fuc bad
<H13> Nortaneous what ever happened to practicing what you preach
<H13> ~
<Nortaneous> H13: fine, fine, i cannot say what twitter fuc is like, i don't think it's gotten me laid yet

<DravidianNewt> Economy! Much like horse cock!

<t[`_`t]> sKEr_jx the mONqK ate too much t_hapsk_h

(about dhok:)
<@dewrad> who else would we point at and go "lol, fag"?
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<dhok> y'all recall that I was planning on spending a a year in Russia and then one in Portugal
<dhok> well that leaves a summer in which I have nothing to do but don't want to spend money coming back to the states
<dhok> and Albania would be a perfect place to lay low for cheap, do research for the classics department remotely, learn a bit of a kind of cool language, and maybe tutor English under the table
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<pthagnar> rip dhok, killed by a mafioso, bed bug, angry father of a violated daughter and level 4 human skinhead
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<H13> Charles Lewington, managing director of Hanover Communications, said: “This shows just how broken the two party system is since minority parties may well be calling the tune of the next parliament.”
<H13> “Business should be reflecting on this as they prepare their strategies. For example, there is likely to be instability in the tax regime, the SNP could drag a Labour administration further left on business issues and there could be a rise in pork barrel politics which creates huge uncertainty.”
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<pthagnar> pork barrel politics
<pthagnar> spare the thought
<pthagnar> incidentally i found out yesterday the probation service has been partly privatised
<pthagnar> oink oink
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Cev: Christianity teaches the way to salvation is by following the Noble Fourfold Path One Of Which Is More Important Than The Other Three. That's why the symbol of Christianity is a cross with one long leg and 3 short ones

CUM_quesa: Youtube just recommended me as a channel I might like.
CUM_quesa: A youtube channel with such videos as:
CUM_quesa: - "Top 10 Best Incest Animes [HD]" and
CUM_quesa: - "Top 10 Best Furries Anime [HD]"

miekko: Whenever I hear a black person speaking Finnish
miekko: I marvel at how mankind is actually one species
miekko: It's like my brain expects people who look sufficiently different to be unable to acquire Finnish, and people of my colour are of course unable to acquire Somali or Ge'ez.

Yatalac: The cognate pairing I always like to give is wheel::chakka
miekko: Yatalac: has your car had its chakras aligned?
Nessari: My car is missing its damn chakras!
? dhok The Last Aristocrat
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[18:28] <ObsequiousNewt> nah, my audio works, basically
[18:29] <ObsequiousNewt> but avconv won't record... it has a "non-monotonous DTS" error
[18:29] <ObsequiousNewt> whatever that is
[18:29] <H13> I'd error too if eddy ever became non-monotonous