<YaaliAnnar> Why would I live alone by myself, if I have mom and dad who cocks my breakfast and dinner.
<Cev> my dad cocked my breakfast once.
<Cev> It sucked.
<Nessari> because cocks
<H13> perhaps u could find a receptive gentleman to cock ur meals for u
<Cev> oh hey there's a third episode of Don't Huge Me I'm Scared
<Cev> imma watch that instead
<Slereah_> >huge me
... time passes ...
<Cev> Don't Huge Me I'm Scared reminds me of Salad Fingers.
<Cev> They should do a crossover.
<Cev> I did it again
<Slereah_> Cev is afraid of being huged
*travisb didn't know that "huge" was a verb
<Slereah_> A noble spirit can huge the smallest man, travisb
<BituminousNewt> hmm I wonder how many umlauts I can shove into a conlang while somehow having them merge into the bare letter
<BituminousNewt> it would be like hëävÿ mëẗäl cönläng
<guitarplayer> BituminousNewt: only if you make /bləd/, /dɛvɪl/ and /seɪtən/ common words
<BituminousNewt> let's all diachronically analyze bløød, dëvil, and saẗan as copula forms
<BituminousNewt> also <öyster> is "blue"
<guitarplayer> you definitely need n-diaresis!
<guitarplayer> and if it's just in the word spin̈al
<BituminousNewt> and <spın̈al> meaning "to tap"
<theta> verbs are marked for how heretically you are performing the action
<theta> the unmarked form is "extremely heretically"
<guitarplayer> hereticity hierarchy
<guitarplayer> goes along with the agency hierarchy, I guess
<guitarplayer> maximally heretical constituents can't be passivized or relativized
<BituminousNewt> the language cannot be spoken, only screamed hoarsely
<guitarplayer> BituminousNewt: also, you need a base-666 number system of course.
<guitarplayer> good luck counting~
<Yatalac> as a linguist i would like to take this moment to acknowledge that i am complicit in the power structures that oppress conlangers
<Yatalac> and that i will keep on doing so