Fyi, I am positive I went insane in the last 2/3 of that post.

I don't know what's going on anymore but just in case it was not your sensibilities I was worried of offending

please to be granting forgiveness if they are

quoting KathAveara:

Muchos gracias!

Cev: Well I've been using pirate bay to download porn, godzilla movies, and pro wrestling videos and it's worked for me... what exactly are you wanting to find?
YaaliAnnar: Wrestling godzilla porn.
YaaliAnnar: I live in a world where there's no wrestling godzilla porn.

Rhetorica: FUK U ZEUS and also FUK U TEMPLE OF ZEUS.
Rhetorica: And while we're at it FUK U DIVINE RIGHT OF TYRANTS.
Rhetorica: And FUK U ORACLE OF DELPHI and also FUK U TITHES.

Cev: Nala is not more of a princess than Pocahontas.
Cev: Pocahontas may not count cause she's the daughter of a Sachem instead of a King
Cev: But Nala?
Cev: Nala is not the daughter of Mufasa nor of Scar
Cev: What the fuck are Nala's credentials?
YaaliAnnar: She's totally the daughter of Mufasa.
YaaliAnnar: People who said she's not daughter of Mufasa are prudes.
Cev: Okay so, she's either a bastard of Mufasa or of Scar, yes.
Cev: But she is an unrecognized bastard!
Cev: Whereas Pocahontas is the fully recognized legal daughter of Wahunsenacuwh.

YaaliAnnar: Can you say "Where is the nearest american embassy?" in Yucatec?
YaaliAnnar: Or how about "That package does not belong to me." ?
Zayk: These are the first phrases Yaali learns in any language.
Zayk: He's trying everything he can to immigrate to America.
Zayk: But apparently he's a terrorist.

YaaliAnnar: Also, what if the truncated word is still a valid word?
YaaliAnnar: Like butt < buttimilate, buttembly.
CUM_Kaese: YaaliAnnar, I know your english is non-native,
CUM_Kaese: but... buttimilate is not an english word

CUM_Kaese: Man if I was a Jew I would totally use my magical powers to interfere in the Iranian election
CUM_Kaese: that's nowhere near *all* I would use my magical powers for
CUM_Kaese: but it is one thing I would use them for

YaaliAnnar: Not really… English doesn’t have /2 9 y M/
Moon: Yaali: yeah it does. Oh well no M but front roundeds are defs a thing
Nesescosac: moon: i've heard californian has M
Moon: California is also of Satan.

YaaliAnnar: Back when I used to draw on paper I used to draw butts and then flush it down the toilet. It’s like some sort of twisted sand mandala.
Rhetorica: Worst mandala ever.
Moon: Modern Art.

<Cev> Relative pronouns are like ghosts
<Cev> They exist in both the corporeal matrix-clause and also in the ethereal relative-clause
<Legion>

<Anguipes> damn need mroe climbers
<Anguipes> *more
Anguipes scans the vines category of wikipedia
<ObsequiousNewt> Geez Anguipes
<ObsequiousNewt> How long have you been doing this?
<Legion> well here is a quick summarization of Anguipes' adventures
<Legion> <Anguipes> I will make a logographic script
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> solar system is formed
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> the dinosaurs
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> fire is domesticated
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> Obama
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> now
<Legion> <Anguipes> damn need mroe climbers
<Anguipes> This is a 100% accurate account
<Legion> ~the end~
<Anguipes> logographic conscripts are a dumb idea

<Cev> H13 you don't even know that that's a reference to the old story Nessari is talking about
<Cev> That was way before your time
<Moon> is it the one where Dewrad beats somebody up with his humongous phallus or something to this effect
<Nessari> no that's reality

YaaliAnnar: I recall India does have subcastes doesn’t it?
Nessari: That's kind of like saying Indonesia has a few islands.

guitarplayer: The absolute wurst.
guitarplayer: Sausage of sausages.
guitarplayer: The sausage with no beginning and no end.

YaaliAnnar: But then again… you know who else spoke German with coronal rhotics?
YaaliAnnar: Hitler.
Nortaneous: ??????
Nortaneous: U must write ?????? in the fraktur letters of der wicked jew to flip off the nazis.

Rhetorica: ... and that's the story of how cev became a einstein-rosen bridge for dildos.

Moon: The degeneration of mongolia http://youtu.be/kpTJkZ1NeT4
Cev: Tengri weeps.

<Nortaneous> then i made it linear and it FFFH卐HHF卐FEFH卐H卐FHEEH

Cev: I knew a guy who didn't have cancer. Then he went to a doctor and the doctor said he had cancer. Then he died.
Cev: That doctor was able to conjure cancer within him to kill him.
Cev: Doctors are wizards.

Rhetorica: One fellow went to the trouble of refactoring his code
Rhetorica: and translating the entire thing into some slavic language

dhok: nort, this works perfectly; Mansa Musa's hajj carries AIDS in the 1320s to the Middle East, and it spreads along trade routes

The context's kinda missing on that quote... I was describing how a student had renamed all of his functions into his native language in order to conceal the fact that he was plagiarizing source code. He was actually Turkish.

Before Querubín posts it here, too:

<Radius> oooh, my passive little subordinate clause, you will soon be the direct object of my c-commanding copulation!
<Yng> shut up radius
<Radius> come over here and I'll embed you, Yng
<Yng> :(

I would have gone on with "I'll bind you, govern you, and give you a few more... personal markings." but then Izambri interrupted with something random and broke the spell.

quoting Radius:

I would have gone on with "I'll bind you, govern you, and give you a few more... personal markings." but then Izambri interrupted with something random and broke the spell.

Forced noun incorporation. That is all.

22:33 < dhok> when i was in high school
22:33 < dhok> like junior year
22:33 < Nessari> dhok, stop
22:33 < dhok> i didn't and don't watch porn
22:33 < dhok> but occasionally in the library on the computers
22:33 < dhok> and nobody seemed to ever notice
22:33 < dhok> I would look at Rosenfelder's drawn boobie drawings on almeopedia
22:34 < dhok> this is possibly my most shameful secret
22:34 < dhok> ever

<Yng> zayk: well yes it is paedophilia.
<Zayk> like my penis.

< CUM_quesa> what's the league of the south?
< CUM_quesa> well whoever they are their website has the confederate flag