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? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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Fyi, I am positive I went insane in the last 2/3 of that post.
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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I don't know what's going on anymore but just in case it was not your sensibilities I was worried of offending

please to be granting forgiveness if they are
? Izambri Left of the middle
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, Duke, Catatonia
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<@Rhetorica> There are four kinds of page colour schemes: great, meh, please don't, and ardalambion
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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quoting KathAveara:
Muchos gracias!
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Cev: Well I've been using pirate bay to download porn, godzilla movies, and pro wrestling videos and it's worked for me... what exactly are you wanting to find?
YaaliAnnar: Wrestling godzilla porn.
YaaliAnnar: I live in a world where there's no wrestling godzilla porn.

Rhetorica: FUK U ZEUS and also FUK U TEMPLE OF ZEUS.
Rhetorica: And while we're at it FUK U DIVINE RIGHT OF TYRANTS.
Rhetorica: And FUK U ORACLE OF DELPHI and also FUK U TITHES.

Cev: Nala is not more of a princess than Pocahontas.
Cev: Pocahontas may not count cause she's the daughter of a Sachem instead of a King
Cev: But Nala?
Cev: Nala is not the daughter of Mufasa nor of Scar
Cev: What the fuck are Nala's credentials?
YaaliAnnar: She's totally the daughter of Mufasa.
YaaliAnnar: People who said she's not daughter of Mufasa are prudes.
Cev: Okay so, she's either a bastard of Mufasa or of Scar, yes.
Cev: But she is an unrecognized bastard!
Cev: Whereas Pocahontas is the fully recognized legal daughter of Wahunsenacuwh.

YaaliAnnar: Can you say "Where is the nearest american embassy?" in Yucatec?
YaaliAnnar: Or how about "That package does not belong to me." ?
Zayk: These are the first phrases Yaali learns in any language.
Zayk: He's trying everything he can to immigrate to America.
Zayk: But apparently he's a terrorist.
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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YaaliAnnar: Also, what if the truncated word is still a valid word?
YaaliAnnar: Like butt < buttimilate, buttembly.
CUM_Kaese: YaaliAnnar, I know your english is non-native,
CUM_Kaese: but... buttimilate is not an english word

CUM_Kaese: Man if I was a Jew I would totally use my magical powers to interfere in the Iranian election
CUM_Kaese: that's nowhere near *all* I would use my magical powers for
CUM_Kaese: but it is one thing I would use them for

YaaliAnnar: Not really… English doesn’t have /2 9 y M/
Moon: Yaali: yeah it does. Oh well no M but front roundeds are defs a thing
Nesescosac: moon: i've heard californian has M
Moon: California is also of Satan.

YaaliAnnar: Back when I used to draw on paper I used to draw butts and then flush it down the toilet. It’s like some sort of twisted sand mandala.
Rhetorica: Worst mandala ever.
Moon: Modern Art.
? Serafín posts: 37
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<Cev> Relative pronouns are like ghosts
<Cev> They exist in both the corporeal matrix-clause and also in the ethereal relative-clause
<Legion>
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<Anguipes> damn need mroe climbers
<Anguipes> *more
Anguipes scans the vines category of wikipedia
<ObsequiousNewt> Geez Anguipes
<ObsequiousNewt> How long have you been doing this?
<Legion> well here is a quick summarization of Anguipes' adventures
<Legion> <Anguipes> I will make a logographic script
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> solar system is formed
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> the dinosaurs
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> fire is domesticated
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> Obama
<Legion> [accelerated voice sound]
<Legion> now
<Legion> <Anguipes> damn need mroe climbers
<Anguipes> This is a 100% accurate account
<Legion> ~the end~
<Anguipes> logographic conscripts are a dumb idea
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<Cev> H13 you don't even know that that's a reference to the old story Nessari is talking about
<Cev> That was way before your time
<Moon> is it the one where Dewrad beats somebody up with his humongous phallus or something to this effect
<Nessari> no that's reality
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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YaaliAnnar: I recall India does have subcastes doesn’t it?
Nessari: That's kind of like saying Indonesia has a few islands.

guitarplayer: The absolute wurst.
guitarplayer: Sausage of sausages.
guitarplayer: The sausage with no beginning and no end.

YaaliAnnar: But then again… you know who else spoke German with coronal rhotics?
YaaliAnnar: Hitler.
Nortaneous: ??????
Nortaneous: U must write ?????? in the fraktur letters of der wicked jew to flip off the nazis.

Rhetorica: ... and that's the story of how cev became a einstein-rosen bridge for dildos.

Moon: The degeneration of mongolia http://youtu.be/kpTJkZ1NeT4
Cev: Tengri weeps.
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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<Nortaneous> then i made it linear and it FFFH卐HHF卐FEFH卐H卐FHEEH
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Cev: I knew a guy who didn't have cancer. Then he went to a doctor and the doctor said he had cancer. Then he died.
Cev: That doctor was able to conjure cancer within him to kill him.
Cev: Doctors are wizards.

Rhetorica: One fellow went to the trouble of refactoring his code
Rhetorica: and translating the entire thing into some slavic language

dhok: nort, this works perfectly; Mansa Musa's hajj carries AIDS in the 1320s to the Middle East, and it spreads along trade routes
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
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The context's kinda missing on that quote... I was describing how a student had renamed all of his functions into his native language in order to conceal the fact that he was plagiarizing source code. He was actually Turkish.
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
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Before Querubín posts it here, too:

<Radius> oooh, my passive little subordinate clause, you will soon be the direct object of my c-commanding copulation!
<Yng> shut up radius
<Radius> come over here and I'll embed you, Yng
<Yng> :(
? Radius C / 2π
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I would have gone on with "I'll bind you, govern you, and give you a few more... personal markings." but then Izambri interrupted with something random and broke the spell.
? Izambri Left of the middle
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? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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quoting Radius:
I would have gone on with "I'll bind you, govern you, and give you a few more... personal markings." but then Izambri interrupted with something random and broke the spell.

Forced noun incorporation. That is all.
? Nortaneous ? ?????
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22:33 < dhok> when i was in high school
22:33 < dhok> like junior year
22:33 < Nessari> dhok, stop
22:33 < dhok> i didn't and don't watch porn
22:33 < dhok> but occasionally in the library on the computers
22:33 < dhok> and nobody seemed to ever notice
22:33 < dhok> I would look at Rosenfelder's drawn boobie drawings on almeopedia
22:34 < dhok> this is possibly my most shameful secret
22:34 < dhok> ever
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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<Yng> zayk: well yes it is paedophilia.
<Zayk> like my penis.
? Nortaneous ? ?????
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< CUM_quesa> what's the league of the south?
< CUM_quesa> well whoever they are their website has the confederate flag