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? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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, 巴塞尔之子
<@Legion> well old irish has plenty of analogy too, just
<@Legion> in the service of evil
? Jipí der saz ûf eime steine
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, Transition Metal, Marburg, Germany
<Radius> i have questioned wearing pants
<Smaug> what would you use as a substitute to hide your shame?
<guitarplayer> a sock, RHCP-style?
<Radius> i have no shame
<Slereah> the penis gourd
<Slereah> is the best choice
<Smaug> ouch
<Radius> the penis mightier than the gourd

<twabs_w_warszawie> I think I am spiritually a 16-bit windows executable
? twabs fair maiden
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, Conversational Speaker, [ˈaɪwə]
<tiramisu> I get them sometimes too, actually. I fell for one of those ads several years back that was like 'Just fill out this survey, to gain access to this anti-Obama documentary!'
<tiramisu> But I was smart and put in an absurdly fake name

<Cev> whimsz what shape were ojibwe houses?
<CUM_SIURAN> ojibwe-shaped

<pharazon> don't you think chinese emperors shocked people all the time because they knew they could
<Cev> Yeah but they used force lightning.

<kaakitwitaasota> superscript ʢ: 'i attempted to make a phoneme whilst simultaneously choking on my sandwich'

<yng> how do i get job
<yng> google how i will i get job
<yng> google
<Legion> you no get jobs, jobs gone, not coming back, all machine
<Legion> you start violence activism for universal income instead yes?

<twabs> what, are you a fan of FREE SPEECH
<Cev> well you know I am related to James Madison, author of the Constitution and therefore of the First Amendment
<Cev> so my family has copyright on it
<Cev> Every time someone says something and doesn't get arrested for it, I should get a royalty check.

<vlad> what's the word
<Cev> "fuck"

<Cev> Also google image search seems to think that dust devils are only ever 400 fucking feet tall
<Cev> No pictures of normal 'uns
<Radius> i've seen a few biggish ones though
<Radius> in tucson
-*- Cev reads sexuality into that
<vlad> in australia they're called willywillies
-*- Cev reads sexuality into that

<travisb> now you're just making fun of how I speak
<travisb> the only uvular consonant I have is /r/

<Guest27347> gaydius
<Guest27347> tiramispoo
<Guest27347> twats
<Cev> do me do me
<Guest27347> sex
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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, 巴塞尔之子
<@Rhetorika> how dare u accuse korea of being mongolian
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
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, Kelatetía: Dis, Major Belt 1
Prove me wrong! Emperor Goryeo make noble Hangeul alphabet (which slimy Nipponese criminal 또라이 try to steal) all on his OWN, without so-called "help" from 씨발 Mongolian dung 병신 LIARS! I give ₩500 000 to anyone who can disprove 걸레같은 fraud "Psychiatrist" stupid 개새끼 & know NOTHING about KOREA!!!!
? Whimemsz posts: 33
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<yng> Lets Share FREE North East Hi there comrades, Does anyone else find London a bit damn expensive or is it just me? Im looking for a nice person to share a big room or a studio with so we can not stress so much and both enjoy our lives more, eat more veggies and go out to cute cafes sometimes, that sort of thing. I just moved over from Australia to study circus and Im 26, and all my favourite things in approximate order are: hiking and generally natu
<yng> lol
<Whimemsz> to study circus
<pthag[vajrapani]> some ppl study turkish
<pthag[vajrapani]> some ppl study circus
<pthag[vajrapani]> in london town
<yng> pthag: quite
<@H13> london town is surely an excellent place to study circus
<@H13> after all
<@H13> the houses of parliament are right there
<pthag[vajrapani]> what will those clowns in parliament do next
<pthag[vajrapani]> it, no doubt
<pthag[vajrapani]> again!!
? Whimemsz posts: 33
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<@tiramisu> YaaliAnnarProxy idk about the claim that in Islam you don't poop in heaven
<@YaaliAnnarProxy> Lemme find the hadith then.
<@tiramisu> like that used to be the #1 Christian criticism of the Muslim concept of heaven
<@tiramisu> that in Islam you still go to the bathroom in heaven
<@pharazon> are you sure it wasn't the #2 criticism
? twabs fair maiden
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<Ser> try not to have a racist joke in the screenshot though
<Cev> like that jews control the banks
<Whimemsz> that's no joke

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? Whimemsz posts: 33
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<@guitarplayer> "Your Blog is have good look. Content of your blog is quite good but traffic stats are very bad. Check my free video for enhancing your traffic. h**p://activeterium.c*m/CcIY .Shoot me email from free Website Audit report." < it is sound very legit for comment
<Cevff> yeah that was me, sorry
<Cevff> I just wanted you to check out my video :(

<Slereah_work> chicken soup
<Slereah_work> I am told
<Slereah_work> will cure what ails you
<Slereah_work> ingredients :
<Slereah_work> 1) 1 chicken
<Slereah_work> 2) 1 soup

<Slereah> Can you imagine Airplane done by someone else
<Slereah> It would be so awful
<Cev> Yeah it would all be
<Cev> Zack Gallifianakis
<Cev> Jonah Hill
<Slereah> I think most people making comedies would not be able to contain themselves and be serious throughout all the movie
<Cev> Seth Rogen
<Cev> James Franco
<Cev> every joke would be about marijuana
<Slereah> maybe someone fat would be on the plane
<Slereah> Taking up a lot of space!
<Cev> Kate McKinnon would show up to make a queef joke.
<Cev> Kevin Hart would show up to complain a lot
<Cev> Liam Neeson would cameo as a gruff guy in one scene
<Slereah> Paul Blart's Airplane
<Cev> christ this p much writes itself

<tiramisu> Guillermo del Toro's movie got a lot of wins that's all i know
<Slereah> William the Bull
<Slereah> please
<Slereah> use proper english name
<Whimemsz> Bill the Bull
<Slereah> Buffalo Bill
<Slereah> it was him all along

<tiramisu> when I was 14 and my niece was first starting to repeat words without knowing their meaning, I taught her to say "poop" and then laughed every time she'd say it, and thus she'd started saying it whenever she wanted to make me laugh, without knowing what it meant
<tiramisu> this backfired, though. now she's 13 and she has nicknamed me "Poop" without knowing how it even started.

<@Cev> I'm voting for Trump in 2020.
<tiramisu> what
<tiramisu> someone op me so that I can kick Cev for voting for Trump in 2020
*Cev sets mode: +o tiramisu
*Cev was kicked by tiramisu (No voting for Trump in 2020)
<@pharazon> >:|
<@pharazon> he was joking but now he's really going to
<@pharazon> thanks!!
<@pharazon> if trump wins in south dakota by 1 vote it's your fault
<@Radius> yean that one's going to be a really tight race
<@tiramisu> if Trump wins South Dakota I'll be your sex slave pharazon
<@tiramisu> er
<@tiramisu> fuck
<@pharazon> hmmm
<@pharazon> haha
<@tiramisu> FUCK
<@pharazon> too late
<@pharazon> too late
<@pharazon> too late
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